'Looking for a girl to visit my hotel on Friday. Are you free?'

Yes, that's right I don't have a name! I wonder if he'd refer to me as 'girl' throughout the booking too..

He might want you to find a girl for him 

That is what it sounds like, tempted to reply 'Hi, yes we would be very happy to send a girl to see you on Friday' maybe he got 'independent' confused with 'agency'

Checked aliases and he made his account earlier this evening and has already sent over a hundred emails

"Hi u meet now"

I replied "As soon as you learn to spell."

Had half a dozen negatives about wanting to talk for hours then not showing up for bookings. His replies were spelt even worse than his lovely message to me.

I agree with Violette who posted on page 1

All this technology has a lot to answer for, now instead of giving idiots a cooling off period, they can spread all their silliness all over the place, and sometimes for free. OI VEY!

95% of the time I don't text back.
So these chimps end up having entertaining text chats with themselves.


Texter: 'Hello'

1 minute later- Texter: 'I need a quick service'

1 minute later- Texter: 'Ok don't worry about it fatso'

Just been asked if I'd like nutella out of a guy's arse for an extra ?50.  Then the next question was would I wear his daughter's school uniform.

Told him where to go.  A school uniform is one thing but his daughter's - and the fact he's telling me it's his daughters? 

That's not to mention the nutella!

Today's little gem...


Hi Curvygal,
I really like to see you, but for 30 minutes i can only afford ?40. An alternative is to go with 15 minutes for ?30 (so basically bj with condom and ball licking, cuming only once).
Thanks
Diego


Now I am outcall only.  So 'Diego' wants to me to go and visit him for 15 minutes for the grand sum of ?30.  He missed out the second alternative, which is for me to stay home and not see him at all!

Oh and he's staying in my town's Sheraton - you know that budget low cost hotel chain where all the people who can't afford proper rates go.

Text sent this morning,
'Any chance of getting in your knickers today?'

Tempting to reply with 'Depends what size you are...better if you buy your own though..'

I confirmed I'd be available this morning to someone who immediately started with the silly texts "will you lick my XXX and XXX?"so I just ignored. Then they texted saying I was a waste of time so I replied saying I don't offer a free sex chat service and only answer serious enquiries.
So they sent back that I'm not much of a prostitute and should be working at McDonalds.
Nice laugh to start my morning!