Can you massage my prostate tomorrow please x
Let's say 10pm, when you massage do you taste it? x

This guy is just sick 

Errr.... NO! 

Just got my 4th text from a guy who is seriously weird anyone come across him? Ive taken the relevent parts from his texts

1.I'm a 40 year old Bi guy 6'3" slim white guy. One thing I am quite shy and like to keep my face hidden. Would you mind if I put a mask on before I come in to keep my face hidden?

2.One thing I am quite shy and like to put a mask on before I come in. maybe in your hallway, so you only see my eyes and mouth. Would that be ok?

3.I'm quite shy and like to put a mask on before you see me. Is that ok?

I don't know what planet this guys on to think a WG would allow a stranger to enter her premises wearing a full face mask never mind concerned neighbours whod be calling the police thinking he's a burglar.

"Would love to have some fun and games with you, you could spray your pee all over me and I'll mop it up afterwards x"

 

Dude just asked me for a house outcall, and wanted me to hide in the back of his car and have him carry me in so the neighbors won't notice. What the actual fuck? Lol. 

Quote from: The_Lynx on 31 January 2015, 05:29:09 pm

Dude just asked me for a house outcall, and wanted me to hide in the back of his car and have him carry me in so the neighbors won't notice. What the actual fuck? Lol.

I.... how does that work? Carrying a man into his house sounds about as un-incognito as you can get!

Wish I knew. I even asked, out of sheer curiosity. He got flustered and "canceled" (we had no fixed appointment). Hah.

Him: Is that Roseanna?
Me: Yes.
Him: What services do you provide?
Me: All services are given on my website
Him: Whats a website?
Me:

Quote from: MissCurtis on 31 January 2015, 12:29:28 pm

"Would love to have some fun and games with you, you could spray your pee all over me and I'll mop it up afterwards x"

 

Ill do it if you don't want to 

  Be my guest. Watersports are not really my thing.