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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6735 on: 27 January 2015, 12:46:29 am »
Oh I get sick of messages like that.Had one last night at 3am the subject line was 'Outcall to Barnsley'.Nothing else.I'm in Leeds...
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6736 on: 27 January 2015, 01:41:31 am »
Creepy boundary pusher who's apparently run out of girls to harass closer to him:

Idiot: "hi how are you . seen your add xx"
Me: "Hi, I'm good thanks - did you wish to make a booking?"
Idiot: "im not near you at the minute xx"
Idiot: "do you fancy travelling to [area 150 miles from me] sometime ?x"
Me: [I don't travel that far or tour there]
Idiot: "ps . nice ass xxx"
Idiot: "dont you fancy coming to [city] . .?i could put you  up for a  bit    ?xx"
Me: [told him no again]
Idiot: "dont you fancy a little holiday then babe ?xx"
Idiot: "you could do a weekend here babe xx"
Idiot: "have a think about it babe xx"
Me: [a final attempt to tell him no]
Idiot: "oh ok hun . thank you . you sound lovely babe . please dont say you are single?xx"
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6737 on: 27 January 2015, 12:24:42 pm »
Oh I'd have added him to spam numbers as soon as it got to nice ass. I love the spam text thing on my phone so useful!
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chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6738 on: 27 January 2015, 02:35:07 pm »
Him: Hello you free now?
Me: hi sorry I wouldn't be free til 5pm x
Him: Soo it's ok if I come in 30 min??
Me: in 30 mins it will be 3pm not 5pm
Him: ok

..seriously? ::)
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6739 on: 27 January 2015, 02:46:04 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 27 January 2015, 01:41:31 am
Creepy boundary pusher who's apparently run out of girls to harass closer to him:

Idiot: "hi how are you . seen your add xx"
Me: "Hi, I'm good thanks - did you wish to make a booking?"
Idiot: "im not near you at the minute xx"
Idiot: "do you fancy travelling to [area 150 miles from me] sometime ?x"
Me: [I don't travel that far or tour there]
Idiot: "ps . nice ass xxx"
Idiot: "dont you fancy coming to [city] . .?i could put you  up for a  bit    ?xx"
Me: [told him no again]
Idiot: "dont you fancy a little holiday then babe ?xx"
Idiot: "you could do a weekend here babe xx"
Idiot: "have a think about it babe xx"
Me: [a final attempt to tell him no]
Idiot: "oh ok hun . thank you . you sound lovely babe . please dont say you are single?xx"
And this is why I don't entertain these kind of texts in the first place!! So fucking annoying :/
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foxylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6740 on: 27 January 2015, 03:24:20 pm »
Quote from: sienna92 on 26 January 2015, 11:49:54 pm
Earlier a man messaged me randomly on Adultwork saying ...Tonight?
And that's it! So rude, is it really that hard to say 'Hi are you available tonight by any chance?' Or something along them lines...

Oooh, I hate that rudeness!

I had someone phone last night and really gruffly ask  "how much?"

I replied "sorry I'm quite selective of who I choose to see and you have failed already".

What a twat!

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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6741 on: 27 January 2015, 05:07:29 pm »
Just read my emails and found this one....

Can I vomit on you? xx


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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6742 on: 27 January 2015, 05:23:17 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 27 January 2015, 05:07:29 pm
Just read my emails and found this one....

Can I vomit on you? xx

Haven't heard that one before! But I am not surprised.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6743 on: 27 January 2015, 07:03:39 pm »
Text earlier today,
'blowjob ?20?'
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foxylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6744 on: 28 January 2015, 05:48:08 pm »
Urgh!!!

2 today........the day started with "hi foxy, I know you don't do incalls, but here's a photo of me in case you change your mind"......(yes of course, dick shot!)

and to top that, just now, "hi darling, would you consider joining me and my husband whilst a 16 year old watches?"

BLOCKED!  :FF
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Mistress-Devon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6745 on: 28 January 2015, 07:22:57 pm »
Quote from: foxylady on 28 January 2015, 05:48:08 pm
Urgh!!!

2 today........the day started with "hi foxy, I know you don't do incalls, but here's a photo of me in case you change your mind"......(yes of course, dick shot!)

and to top that, just now, "hi darling, would you consider joining me and my husband whilst a 16 year old watches?"

BLOCKED!  :FF

Holy Moly haha this made me giggle
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6746 on: 29 January 2015, 01:02:04 pm »
Sending an email via vivastreet without putting a valid email address to reply to so when I do respond I get a bounce back. Guess these guys won't be seeing anyone!
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6747 on: 29 January 2015, 03:15:28 pm »
Turn up at my door with no prior warning, only have ?33-34 on you, and be a client I wouldn't have seen again as you tried to come in my mouth on a BJ-only meet when you knew I didn't do it. FFS!  :FF

I took ?30 and did a quick and cautious BJ. As he'd seen me with unwashed hair, no make-up, and wearing an old dressing gown, I figured it was the least I could do...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6748 on: 30 January 2015, 02:38:46 am »
He:I want an Incall with you, How much?
Me: M rates are on my website and my Incall location is?..(also on Website).
He: Oh, that's far away, How can I travel there?
Me: Giving him good advise which trains he could take.
He: But darling, couldn't you just pick me up because I would really like to see you and then I take the train back?
Me: I would have to charge an extra hour for that because it's a lot of effort.
He: Ok, I will get my own car and drive to you.
Me; Man, are you kidding me? Forget it, bye
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6749 on: 30 January 2015, 07:12:28 am »
Woke up to this text

If I visit can I give your ass and tits a good smacking please text back asap..

WTF is wrong with these men??
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