I always envy one direction. Harry styles.
I can imagin there will be women wanting to
Restrain him and pleasure every inch of his sexy body.
Hear him moan with pleasure . Make him explode.
Probably a few women at once doing sexy things
To his restrained body.
I would like to watch it all. I would LOVE to see
Harry styles made to orgasm.
David.

 Well this gem was emailed to me today, i don't know what else to say?

That's a real head-scratcher for sure!

text offering coke from some wanker
he must be desperate to be texting a complete stranger advertising drugs 

"Seen your great ad on vivastreet. You do mention to ask for a lower rate!"

I most certainly do not! My ad states not to offend me by asking for a lower rate.

Got this text today

"Are your really 29? How old are you really? You look much older on Adultwork"

What's the aim here? To be dam rude or is it a genuine question?

I'm usually greeted in the morning with "Good morning goddess/mistress/my queen, have a lovely day.."

Imagine my horror.. So im gonna call him repeatedly to pee him off till his wife or girlfriend wonders who keeps calling.. HA don't piss off a domme

How do you lovely ladies tend to react to stuff like this?

I usually ignore but one time someone who booked via AW got to the station and phoned me as requested and when I answered it sounded like he was squeezing a crisp packet. He did this 3 times and that was all I heard from him. So later, I called quite late and it went to voicemail so I did the same with a crisp packet. I did feel better and it wasn't malicious so wasn't worried about comeback. I wouldn't do a malicious text or call though but the few no shows I've had, I've done a couple of silent calls or fart noises a week later from a different phone and withheld number but can't be arsed now.

Text convo from yesterday, made me giggle so I thought I'd share:

Goon:Hey Claire x Im ***. I saw your profile and wanted to chat about a meet. Get in touch.  M xx

Me:OK, well all info is on my AdultWork profile so I'm not sure I'll be able to tell you much more, but if you have any questions that aren't answered please feel free to text me x

Goon:Im an escort on there too hun. Not looking to pay for a meet. I just wanted to test your bj skills. Also I would love to make you cum with my tongue too if you fancy some fun and a social meet x

Me:LOL! Thanks for the offer but I don't need any "testing" and I have a busy enough social life.

Goon:That wasnt my emphasis. Lol. Not trying to test you. Just thought you might like to meet someone thats not paying you to do it. Xx

Me:Working for free doesn't appeal to me at all, sorry!

Goon:I didnt say work. Im not asking you to work. Or is sex only work to you?

Me:Meeting someone from adultwork to give them a bj is work to me yes. Meeting a total stranger for free is something else, but it's definitely not my style. I'm happy enough with my private life without seeing male "escorts" for free, however you want to word it I'm not tolerant of freebie hunters. Night!

... Apparently God loves a trier. Well someone's gotta!

Wow that's amazing. Is he implying we can't get it for free if we want it? What if you had a boyfriend who was giving you all the banging you wanted?

Oh some of them really do think that we never get laid outside of work or that there's NO WAY we could have a partner who was okay with what we do I think the last time I got a 'can I take you out on a date and treat you properly'(for free) message was only last week.

You see, BJC, it's this attitude that's bothering me of late - that some of us should be grateful for their 'attentions'. I forget what the psychological term is for it is (narcissism? Borderline personality disorder? The 'God' complex!?), but I prefer to categorise it under the more general term 'pain in the arse'. 

I would of asked him what the hell was the matter with him and why can't he READ the profile?!

Why on earth would he think that anyone would even entertain what he was saying? Absolute stupid idiot!! Makers me SO ANGRY!!!

And why do some think that we all must be raving nymphomaniacs???