Just been catching up on this thread after ages! And lo and behold I get a stupid call so thought I'd share:
Him: Do you do massage? (I HATE it when they can't even say hello first so was irritated)
Me: Yes I do.
Him: What kind of massage?
Me: Well, um a sensual massage...
Him: What other sort?
Me: What other sort of massage?
Him: Yes.
Me: Um, do you mean other services?
Him: Yes, do you do blow jobs?
Me: Yes, of course I am an escort!
Him: OK, so where are you from?
Me: I'm based in Hounslow
Him: No I mean where are you from?
Me: I'm in Hounslow! (OK, I am pretending not to understand, what does it matter where I am from)
Him: No, what nationality are you? (HOW COULD HE NOT TELL FROM MY VERY ENGLISH ACCENT?!)
Me: English
Him: Are the photos on your website you? (He has seen my website but needs to ask all the stupid questions?)
Me: Of course they are!
Him: How much is it?
Me: Didn't you see from my website? (increasingly snotty with him now)
Him: Can I have an appointment or what?
Me: No (Hangs up)