photo sent as text of hard cock 
am I supposed to be flattered?, no I want a client to turn up and hand over the fee then show me their hard cock in real life !

Hahaha, I just posted the exact same thing in "things clients do to annoy" thread this morning!!
I had this guy for ages, sending me photo's of his 9" cock and 'I could have it in my hand at 11am'..  Lucky me 

Just had another one, one of my FAQ's is " Do you do anal?, NO, SORRY"
This guy just phoned wanting to book for an hour, then asked do I take toys up my bum, do I do rimming, licking etc.
I said, no, I don't do anything to do with anal, sorry..
Him; "You don't do much then do you.." 
Me; "yes I do plenty, but check my profile first and get back to me.."
Needless to say I didn't hear back. 

I see you offer everything I would want in the service section but I still have some questions as I want things with a twist usually

1. do you offer outcall?
2. I am mostley interested in Handjob, do you give very long handjobs? like 1h and during that time I also like very much to finger the girl

3. I like to engage in different ways to give a facial to girls so I wonder if it is possible to give several facials?
I would like for example that you would play with my cock  and suck it but with condom on while I watch porno with facial complications.
Then when I am about to cum I would take of condom and cum on your face.

Then again continue with another session like that I would jerk off over you face while seeing you near my cock and balls.

Also like to cum in mouth by you have your mouth open.

So basically I would like 2-3h session at my hotel with this kind of things in mind.

Is this possible?



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Several hours of wanking him off and being fingered? Hell no! That would get so boring so quickly.

"Would you be OK with lifting and carrying me? I'm 14 stone."

 

Oh he does the rounds!I believe he is genuine my friend has seen him but why anyone would want to risk putting their back out for this particular fetish is beyond me.

Let's hear UR worst it funny emails I got one today
Worst

Hey let me fuck your shi- hole here is my number and It had two numbers missing

Hahahs classy 

Quote from: MissKylie on 07 January 2015, 08:34:06 am

Adult work email titled "Wolfman"

"Hello. I just got released a few days ago and this has been my first time with a woman in a few years. When would you be available for some relief?

P.S. Can you guarantee discretion? As I am well known in the press in relation to Northern Ireland


Robert Howard"

Robert Howard is a convicted child killer and rapist jailed for life who calls himself "wolfman"

I thought I'd seen and heard it all? How fucking sick in the head are some people to get off doing shit like this?!

I actually feel a bit sick! Robert Howard may be behind bars but there's sick people who like to give escorts a scare - like because we're prostitutes we're not people and suddenly it's okay to frighten young women! People like this are why I only do incalls now, so I can hide emergency phones etc in my apartment in case a client ever turned dangerous.

He's probably not doing it to frighten someone per se, it might just be how he gets his jollies, wanking off to the abusive replies he receives in return. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE, then you are giving him nothing to 'work' with

I have another one:
Clients who remind you to shower before they arrive, then when they arrive smell of BO and claim they have just showered so don't need one..the cheek!

Yep seen enough blokes who stand there and just splash water on themselves.I'm afraid I'd be quite offended if someone reminded me to shower and they would not be getting a booking.

Text convo:

Him: Is that Kay?
Me: Yes. And URL of my website
Him: Can you tell me what you would and wouldn't do?
Me: It's on all my website
Him: Wouldn't you rather text?