photo sent as text of hard cock
am I supposed to be flattered?, no I want a client to turn up and hand over the fee then show me their hard cock in real life !
Hahaha, I just posted the exact same thing in "things clients do to annoy" thread this morning!!
I had this guy for ages, sending me photo's of his 9" cock and 'I could have it in my hand at 11am'.. Lucky me
Just had another one, one of my FAQ's is " Do you do anal?, NO, SORRY"
This guy just phoned wanting to book for an hour, then asked do I take toys up my bum, do I do rimming, licking etc.
I said, no, I don't do anything to do with anal, sorry..
Him; "You don't do much then do you.."
Me; "yes I do plenty, but check my profile first and get back to me.."
Needless to say I didn't hear back.