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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6600 on: 22 December 2014, 09:07:47 am »
I got this gem recently:

I am interested in booking an Incall for a 2-3 hour session and eventually an Overnite. I am mid 40s, Single, work as a NHS Professional at Teaching Hospital and am screened at Warrington GUM/STI Clinic and made my 81st blood donation, all results negative, so can bring NHS Mersey NBS Document proof and ID. I have one request, i am not keen on condoms.

I would like Anal Bback and/or Sex BBack, but DO NOT want to cum inside you. PULL OUT and cum wherever u want. I am looking for an adventurous lady to see regularly and overnites. I can bring Wine, Spirits, Champagne, whatever u like to make the time more pleasureable. I can also bring a cock ring, exotic massage oils, tingle gel, good poppers (no headache) or something stronger and Columbian?! If u like that ;) and am fully shaven.If this interests u let me know. U can check my v good feedback on AW - Ashes1.
Best wishes


His "very good feedback" is pretty shit, actually. Apparently, dozens of women have taken him up on his splendid offer but some of the feedback... yikes! :o

Wow and he works for the NHS!

If he does isn't this indiscrete posting enough information to possibly identify him?

A) I think he's lying and B) He doesn't ID where he supposedly works by name - just the clinic where he supposedly gets screened regularly.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6601 on: 22 December 2014, 09:50:03 am »
Been receiving "hixx" over and over again. Had it at least 10 times in the last 12 hours.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6602 on: 22 December 2014, 09:59:53 am »
If he does isn't this indiscrete posting enough information to possibly identify him?

A) I think he's lying and B) He doesn't ID where he supposedly works by name - just the clinic where he supposedly gets screened regularly.

Yep. Plus given that he's having sex with 'commercial sex workers', he's either lying about it when donating blood or lying about donating blood - he should be barred from doing so for a year after his most recent booking.

(This is not the thread to argue about whether or not that's a good thing.)
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

MiaSg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6603 on: 22 December 2014, 10:13:11 am »
And look at this message I woke up to this morning:

Hello I would not make the figure of the bumbling. I got to the site AW only to be able to have you for me just for a moment because I dislike most women like you, but I can not find your number because I'm not a surfer of the web, give me a help

The only thing I really understand about this is "he dislikes most women like me."

 :o ::)
What on earth is he talking about ? ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6604 on: 22 December 2014, 11:09:00 am »
hi

i am messaging you because i have a rare and embarrassing request that requires someone with your expert knowledge and open mindedness

i am trying to find someone who will help me in making a penile subincision on myself , it would require me been tied so i couldnt get out of it and a cut been made just like the picture on my profile or the one below


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Penile_subincision#mediaviewer/File:Meatotomy.JPG

i know it is not an everyday thing to ask and would be willing to pay the right price for the service and also would be willing to sign a disclaimer , please dont judge me and let me know either way if you can help or not

one girl said she can do it for ?900 , if you can do it cheaper

if you need to talk to me my skype name is pickster1
he has red notes against his name wonder why lol !!! its a no from me

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6605 on: 22 December 2014, 11:16:16 am »
And look at this message I woke up to this morning:

Hello I would not make the figure of the bumbling. I got to the site AW only to be able to have you for me just for a moment because I dislike most women like you, but I can not find your number because I'm not a surfer of the web, give me a help

The only thing I really understand about this is "he dislikes most women like me."

 :o ::)
What on earth is he talking about ? ::)
what the f*ck kind of idiot is that !

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6606 on: 22 December 2014, 11:23:47 am »
And look at this message I woke up to this morning:

Hello I would not make the figure of the bumbling. I got to the site AW only to be able to have you for me just for a moment because I dislike most women like you, but I can not find your number because I'm not a surfer of the web, give me a help

The only thing I really understand about this is "he dislikes most women like me."

Possibly used google translate? Though how it came up with disliking women...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6607 on: 22 December 2014, 11:59:49 am »
And look at this message I woke up to this morning:

Hello I would not make the figure of the bumbling. I got to the site AW only to be able to have you for me just for a moment because I dislike most women like you, but I can not find your number because I'm not a surfer of the web, give me a help

The only thing I really understand about this is "he dislikes most women like me."

Possibly used google translate? Though how it came up with disliking women...

Google Translate isn't even half as bad, honestly. Certainly not when translating to English. It has certain oddities crop up here and there but it's mostly coherent. I'd assume someone's taking the piss, really.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6608 on: 22 December 2014, 12:27:18 pm »
Had a guy yesterday call me up telling me he was in a restaurant in town and if i wanted to see him I should meet him there, I said to him thanks for the offer but i'm only doing incalls today and told him my location if he wanted to come over, he then replied "I mean this in the nicest way possible but I will come and see you if I can be bothered" - either really rude guy or very drunk at a christmas party, he called me about 4 times that night, I obviously didn't pick up haha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6609 on: 22 December 2014, 06:16:45 pm »
Just had a text saying, "cine esti ras." Did a quick google translate which thinks it's Romanian asking if I'm shaved...
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6610 on: 22 December 2014, 10:28:22 pm »
Got this yesterday:

"Ahahahahaaahaaaha u have to be.... ahahahhaha no fuck that .. if u pay I'm not fucking u !!! shit"


some men...


Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6611 on: 23 December 2014, 08:46:01 am »
One for the instant-block yesterday:

Hey how would u like to make ?3000 for sex

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6612 on: 24 December 2014, 07:21:30 pm »
the first email seems ok..

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Hi, I think your amazing and would love to see you. Go out with you or meet up with you. I have a profile too, would you come out sometime and see me sometime babes..?? Please.

so i respond with the fact i will have some time before new year, when was he looking to book

he follows up with...

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Your amazing babes. Would you go out me with for a meet up first babes, please?

i reiterate that he can call me to book, but to be aware, this was work and my time was what was being bought, how he chose to spend that time was up to him, within the guidelines of my profile.

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Will you go out with me first. Like socially, hoping to be good friends with you after that.




scream, breath aaaaaaaaand block!

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6613 on: 24 December 2014, 07:50:14 pm »
One for the instant-block yesterday:

Hey how would u like to make ?3000 for sex
Ive had that text a few times over the last few months is his number 077718634xx?

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6614 on: 24 December 2014, 10:00:46 pm »
One for the instant-block yesterday:

Hey how would u like to make ?3000 for sex
Ive had that text a few times over the last few months is his number 077718634xx?

Yep, that's the one!