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sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6585 on: 20 December 2014, 11:05:34 am »
Quote from: Carol on 19 December 2014, 07:07:59 pm
Quote from: Siorse on 19 December 2014, 02:47:31 pm
Idiot #2: Is ur pussy available to meet my cock tomorrow at lunchtime?
 ::) ::)
You could send him this:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRh3iXC2ZffLfBVvgGSz3vEVVxsIZDKESOlA4DAHyVRAd43LamX
You don't need to be present, it's just your pussy. I suppose his cock it's detachable from his body as well.

You crack me up, Carol!   ;D
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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6586 on: 20 December 2014, 11:57:55 am »
Quote from: Carol on 19 December 2014, 07:07:59 pm
Quote from: Siorse on 19 December 2014, 02:47:31 pm
Idiot #2: Is ur pussy available to meet my cock tomorrow at lunchtime?
 ::) ::)
You could send him this:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRh3iXC2ZffLfBVvgGSz3vEVVxsIZDKESOlA4DAHyVRAd43LamX
You don't need to be present, it's just your pussy. I suppose his cock it's detachable from his body as well.


Pmsl that's class, if I get a txt from him again I'll defo send him that!!  ;D

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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6587 on: 20 December 2014, 12:35:39 pm »
Had a guy call me earlier today " i need to see you asap my balls are bursting" I told him I will only be available at 1pm, think he got the message.
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Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6588 on: 20 December 2014, 03:07:22 pm »
Guy on aw advertising as a straight male escort. Wants a free outcall in return for a glowing feedback as long as I give him one too!
Ha!
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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6589 on: 20 December 2014, 04:14:21 pm »
Oww, see this "I'll give you feedback if you give me.." bookings, I'm bloody sick of em..
In my humble opinion it doesn't make a blind bit of difference how much feedback I've got, business is still the same...!  ::)
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Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6590 on: 20 December 2014, 04:48:39 pm »
Exactly and he wants a free booking! So a chancer really. What's to stop more clients doing that. Besides I've got loads of feedback why would I want a fake one?
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6591 on: 20 December 2014, 06:50:14 pm »
I report those guys. I had one just asking to put in a booking - not even see me - for feedback and I reported him to AW.
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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6592 on: 20 December 2014, 10:16:32 pm »
I usually just forget and ignore tw emails but this one bugged me all day. Man in his 50s says he wants strap on on him but as I would be taking his anal virginity (lucky me) he won't pay for it. In return he will give me oral (again lucky me) and I can choose whether I have sex with him or give him bj. (3x lucky). Plus he wants it filmed and he will allow me to use it on my profile!

I think this is one that he would def get zero takers. He has 2 aliases and he's sent 100s of emails so he's obviously very desperate. There's so much I wanted to say to him but I refrained.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6593 on: 21 December 2014, 09:53:01 am »
I had an email via backpage from a guy claiming to be in a wheelchair. I replied honestly advising that I offered incalls only and my premises would not be suitable for his requirements. He then replied saying he was actually on crutches and it wouldn't be a problem. I asked him to advise a date and time suitable for him to visit. He then asked me to meet at a local Tesco so he could buy used underwear off me. I decided not to continue with the correspondence and he's since emailed me via vivastreet with the same opening message...
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6594 on: 21 December 2014, 11:56:48 pm »
I got this gem recently:

I am interested in booking an Incall for a 2-3 hour session and eventually an Overnite. I am mid 40s, Single, work as a NHS Professional at Teaching Hospital and am screened at Warrington GUM/STI Clinic and made my 81st blood donation, all results negative, so can bring NHS Mersey NBS Document proof and ID. I have one request, i am not keen on condoms.

I would like Anal Bback and/or Sex BBack, but DO NOT want to cum inside you. PULL OUT and cum wherever u want. I am looking for an adventurous lady to see regularly and overnites. I can bring Wine, Spirits, Champagne, whatever u like to make the time more pleasureable. I can also bring a cock ring, exotic massage oils, tingle gel, good poppers (no headache) or something stronger and Columbian?! If u like that ;) and am fully shaven.If this interests u let me know. U can check my v good feedback on AW - Ashes1.
Best wishes

His "very good feedback" is pretty shit, actually. Apparently, dozens of women have taken him up on his splendid offer but some of the feedback... yikes! :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6595 on: 22 December 2014, 12:51:17 am »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 21 December 2014, 11:56:48 pm
but DO NOT want to cum inside you. PULL OUT and cum wherever u want.

Gah I hate these sorts, I mean pulling out is not a full proof preventative against pregnancy and how do you know the girls contraceptive is working or thst she is even on any.

Sorry but I don't care if a guy is clean this is just pure stupidity to take such a risk.
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6596 on: 22 December 2014, 07:06:07 am »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 21 December 2014, 11:56:48 pm
I got this gem recently:

I am interested in booking an Incall for a 2-3 hour session and eventually an Overnite. I am mid 40s, Single, work as a NHS Professional at Teaching Hospital and am screened at Warrington GUM/STI Clinic and made my 81st blood donation, all results negative, so can bring NHS Mersey NBS Document proof and ID. I have one request, i am not keen on condoms.

I would like Anal Bback and/or Sex BBack, but DO NOT want to cum inside you. PULL OUT and cum wherever u want. I am looking for an adventurous lady to see regularly and overnites. I can bring Wine, Spirits, Champagne, whatever u like to make the time more pleasureable. I can also bring a cock ring, exotic massage oils, tingle gel, good poppers (no headache) or something stronger and Columbian?! If u like that ;) and am fully shaven.If this interests u let me know. U can check my v good feedback on AW - Ashes1.
Best wishes

His "very good feedback" is pretty shit, actually. Apparently, dozens of women have taken him up on his splendid offer but some of the feedback... yikes! :o

Wow and he works for the NHS!
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6597 on: 22 December 2014, 07:26:57 am »
And look at this message I woke up to this morning:

Hello I would not make the figure of the bumbling. I got to the site AW only to be able to have you for me just for a moment because I dislike most women like you, but I can not find your number because I'm not a surfer of the web, give me a help

The only thing I really understand about this is "he dislikes most women like me."
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Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6598 on: 22 December 2014, 08:26:28 am »
Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 22 December 2014, 07:06:07 am
Quote from: Fabulassie on 21 December 2014, 11:56:48 pm
I got this gem recently:

I am interested in booking an Incall for a 2-3 hour session and eventually an Overnite. I am mid 40s, Single, work as a NHS Professional at Teaching Hospital and am screened at Warrington GUM/STI Clinic and made my 81st blood donation, all results negative, so can bring NHS Mersey NBS Document proof and ID. I have one request, i am not keen on condoms.

I would like Anal Bback and/or Sex BBack, but DO NOT want to cum inside you. PULL OUT and cum wherever u want. I am looking for an adventurous lady to see regularly and overnites. I can bring Wine, Spirits, Champagne, whatever u like to make the time more pleasureable. I can also bring a cock ring, exotic massage oils, tingle gel, good poppers (no headache) or something stronger and Columbian?! If u like that ;) and am fully shaven.If this interests u let me know. U can check my v good feedback on AW - Ashes1.
Best wishes

His "very good feedback" is pretty shit, actually. Apparently, dozens of women have taken him up on his splendid offer but some of the feedback... yikes! :o

Wow and he works for the NHS!

If he does isn't this indiscrete posting enough information to possibly identify him?
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6599 on: 22 December 2014, 09:06:50 am »
Rushing around like a blue arse fly only for the hmmmm twit to cancel 5 minutes before appointment time.  :FF
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