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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6525 on: 05 December 2014, 09:59:16 pm »
I recieved this brilliant email via AW.

Hi huni,U look fabolous I love bigger ladies who give anal.

I m mature male who is very clean and polite ,my cock ain't that big so good for anal .

I presume somebody like u is very busy so I must ask that before we meet we both have a shower --sorry just my thing.

Anyway fancy an initial meet of an hour and if we get on next meet much longer.

Hope this email is acceptable .

I prefer weekdays and early afternoon is best time for me.

Await ur reply before booking.

Many thanks

I really appreciate being accused of not washing :-D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6526 on: 05 December 2014, 10:59:41 pm »
Do any of you girls have guys ring and just say "Can I have some details" ? What do they think we have a script that we've practised to recite! X

ALL THE BLEEDING TIME!!

Vivastreet was the worst (I'm not paying after having a free month's trial) as you could put so little on the ad, but it winds me up when they've looked at my AdultWork profile, or even claim to have visited my website - where all the information you could possibly need is laid out.
It how they say it too, very deadpan, and on an aw profile they have no excuse!

Ugh! I had this yesterday with two callers! It makes me want to reach through my phone grab their head and smash them into a wall several times! Lol. I just direct them back to my profile, if they're too lazy to read the information on my profile that would take them all of two minutes, them I'm too lazy to entertain an actual conversation with these eejits! One of them just called to ask me to text him some details. .......... errrrrr, Details of what exactly!? Next time I get that question, I'm going to copy and paste the specification details of a DVD player or something and send it too them! Lol
Then when I finally get an answer off them, its all, - what's your rates, where are you based, do you do this, do you do that.  :FF :FF
So I know these irritating questions aren't a result of lacking information, it's just because there's a Dick on the end of the line, and surprise surprise, the larger percentage of these idiots tend to turn out to be fantasists or TWs.

.........rant over  ;D lol

xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6527 on: 05 December 2014, 11:08:42 pm »
Whilst this is annoying it is worth knowing that the AW mobile version doesn't lead you though the details like the pc/laptop version does - it puts your summary, plus phone number onto the screen so it looks like a small classified ad and to read any details you have to then click on some really not obvious buttons.

So I can understand why there has been an increase in this type of enquiry. It can also be well worth having a sort of script to run through, name, age, location, services, prices takes 30 seconds and then he knows whether he wants to go further. It's also an opportunity to put across a professional no-nonsense front.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6528 on: 05 December 2014, 11:16:21 pm »
Ahhh, I see, I do remember the app, kind of, but thought it was pretty crap, so I have the full web version on my phone. Might incorporate something in my title suggesting to read further for rates blah blah.
I am a little bit more patient with others, but these two sounded so off down the phone, alarm bells were ringing almost immediately, it's strange how we can distinguish a tw etc down the phone lol xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6529 on: 05 December 2014, 11:16:50 pm »
Whilst this is annoying it is worth knowing that the AW mobile version doesn't lead you though the details like the pc/laptop version does - it puts your summary, plus phone number onto the screen so it looks like a small classified ad and to read any details you have to then click on some really not obvious buttons.

So I can understand why there has been an increase in this type of enquiry. It can also be well worth having a sort of script to run through, name, age, location, services, prices takes 30 seconds and then he knows whether he wants to go further. It's also an opportunity to put across a professional no-nonsense front.

Yes - I realised this the other week when I looked at AW on my mobile. It's less informative than Vivastreet. Have a spiel, say the spiel and don't let it bug you.

After all a lot of them just want to hear your voice and get a feel for you. If your profile answers every fucking possible question then what can they ask or say to establish a rapport?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6530 on: 05 December 2014, 11:24:10 pm »
Whilst this is annoying it is worth knowing that the AW mobile version doesn't lead you though the details like the pc/laptop version does - it puts your summary, plus phone number onto the screen so it looks like a small classified ad and to read any details you have to then click on some really not obvious buttons.

So I can understand why there has been an increase in this type of enquiry. It can also be well worth having a sort of script to run through, name, age, location, services, prices takes 30 seconds and then he knows whether he wants to go further. It's also an opportunity to put across a professional no-nonsense front.

Yes - I realised this the other week when I looked at AW on my mobile. It's less informative than Vivastreet. Have a spiel, say the spiel and don't let it bug you.

After all a lot of them just want to hear your voice and get a feel for you. If your profile answers every fucking possible question then what can they ask or say to establish a rapport?

That's what I've figured after a few enquiries which asked a question, say something about my availability on a day or week, then turns out they want a booking on a different day or time.

That is however different to someone who can't make up their mind, and is just faffing about.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6531 on: 05 December 2014, 11:39:54 pm »
Phonecall today,
Me, Hello.
Him, Can I have some details.
Me, What would you like to know?
Him, How much?
Me, It's on my profile.
Him, Where are you?
Me, It's on my profile.
Him, I just looked at your phone number.
Me, Yes clearly, goodbye

Do any of you girls have guys ring and just say "Can I have some details" ? What do they think we have a script that we've practised to recite! X


Yep I do , comes from the days of working from adds in the papers and you needed a script /spiel to answer the billion and one phone calls you got every day
If you didn't work to some sort of script back then you would have gone mad

I still use it now  and I can generally  convert a fair amount of general enquires into bookings by doing it this way

I can also say it in my sleep and u have to always check what. Iphone I'm picking up ( not my personal one ( so that I don't answer the wrong way )   

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6532 on: 06 December 2014, 10:02:39 am »
sent 3 times this morning/
first text   hi hun I really want to fuck up the arse
 next text same number do you mind having a big one rammed up your arse for a couple of hours
he is on call blocker, its Saturday morning  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6533 on: 06 December 2014, 10:12:22 am »
Phonecall today,
Me, Hello.
Him, Can I have some details.
Me, What would you like to know?
Him, How much?
Me, It's on my profile.
Him, Where are you?
Me, It's on my profile.
Him, I just looked at your phone number.
Me, Yes clearly, goodbye

Do any of you girls have guys ring and just say "Can I have some details" ? What do they think we have a script that we've practised to recite! X


Yep I do , comes from the days of working from adds in the papers and you needed a script /spiel to answer the billion and one phone calls you got every day
If you didn't work to some sort of script back then you would have gone mad

I still use it now  and I can generally  convert a fair amount of general enquires into bookings by doing it this way

I can also say it in my sleep and u have to always check what. Iphone I'm picking up ( not my personal one ( so that I don't answer the wrong way )
It's more annoying the way they ask, not "hello can I have some details please" just "details please" as if I'm not a valid person that can have a normal conversation! I get it that they can't always see most of our info but for christs sake a little politeness goes a long way, x
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6534 on: 06 December 2014, 10:34:01 am »
sent 3 times this morning/
first text   hi hun I really want to fuck up the arse
 next text same number do you mind having a big one rammed up your arse for a couple of hours
he is on call blocker, its Saturday morning  ::)

It will only get worse - Christmas brings out the assholes on force

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6535 on: 06 December 2014, 11:13:11 am »
I have this one guy that is seriously starting to piss me off, no matter how much I ignore him he continues to text asking for farking freebies.  The first time which was about a year ago, he told me his wife had just been diagnosed with cancer, i turned his request down and his request for a freebie to help him feel better, his words.

A few months later he booked me at my full rate and then progressed to tell me during the appointment, who he has been seeing and how much he paid him.  Yep felt like a slap in the face.

A month later another text asking for a freebie as his son had been in a serious car accident, I ignored him, after that every month I get a text from him asking for an appointment with some excuse looking for a freebie, today is no different.  Apparently this time he has hurt his ankle two weeks ago and has since been off, wanting a freebie and offering his services as a stunt cock in return as he has not been earning over the past two weeks.  I have been ignoring him and he has so far send me 7 text messages this morning.   :FF  I am hormonal on top so you can imagine the willpower it is taking me to bite my tongue.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6536 on: 06 December 2014, 12:04:03 pm »
Oof! I particularly hate those ones, I thinks it's sick to lie about cancer, children in accidents etc.
And I definitely reckon you deserve a medal for holding back! I've only lost my cool once in two years, funnily enough, due to hormones, the pill I had been put on was turning me into a crazy bitch monster from hell lol, so I take my hat off to you!xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6537 on: 06 December 2014, 12:22:13 pm »
Start texting him out of the blue telling him sob stories and asking him to send you money.  :D

Not really - that would be a bad idea. Just keep ignoring. He will get bored eventually.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6538 on: 06 December 2014, 01:35:40 pm »
About being asked this same stupid questions over and over again - I found out that a lot of guys (except TW), they ask those questions, just because there is so many fake profiles right now. It's the case especially about the rates. They call me and ask me about my rates. I'm telling them to check my profile and call me back. And then they usually say "it's xxx, isn't it?" and then they say they wanted to make sure I have so hidden extras, like for kissing or something.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6539 on: 06 December 2014, 08:09:46 pm »
sent 3 times this morning/
first text   hi hun I really want to fuck up the arse
 next text same number do you mind having a big one rammed up your arse for a couple of hours
he is on call blocker, its Saturday morning  ::)

It will only get worse - Christmas brings out the assholes on force
it did get a lot worse now ive been finally left in peace by the jerk