Got a call:
Him "Hi is this (escort)?"
Me "Yes it is"
Him "Can you text me your postcode, could do with some relaxation after work"
Me "Sorry not sure I'll be available later on"
"How much do you charge for half an hour"
Me "That's on my profile"
"Do you do French kissing?"
Me "You need to read my profile"
"Okay where's that? My manager gave me your number"
Me "I'm (escort name) on adult work"
"Okay can you text your postcode and I'll read your profile"
Me -hangs up and saves in phone as Stupid Idiot-
Who passes round prostitutes phone numbers at work??

Also anyone else get this? Texts that go like:
Him "Are you available at 4pm?
Me "Yes I will be"
Then at 4pm he texts "where are you? I'm ready" and it's like.. You haven't made a booking?
Are these people who have never booked anything ever in their whole lives..
What annoyed me is that this has happened twice this past week, both by men who have been before and have then done this and parked outside my flats expecting a booking.
So indiscreet and means I have to wait for them to leave before I feel comfortable leaving my flat!!