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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6480 on: 22 November 2014, 08:08:56 pm »
Ahh I hate that type of TW!!  >:(  Because they seem genuine, and keep in contact, and spend SO MUCH TIME trying
to organise a booking, you don't expect them to end up letting you down, why else spend so much time trying to arrange
a booking?!
Either coz they genuinely want to make one but they're so dis-organised they couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery,
or they just get off on wasting our time...
I've had ones trying to arrange bookings for WEEKS, them trying to make out it's my fault that I'm never "available"
(within 2 minutes/whenever it suits them), then eventually make a booking, only for them not to show..  :FF
They must realise it totally fucks up our day, or do they really think we've got nothing better to do than sit and wait
for clients to turn up whenever it suits them, change at the last minute, wait some more, cancel everybody else etc....  ::)
I suppose a lot of people think the world evolves only around them....
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6481 on: 23 November 2014, 08:00:14 am »
Had this text at 06.23 today

I'm 21 an fancy having sex with an older woman, so whens this freebie happening?

I had to laugh at his audacity.   

Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6482 on: 23 November 2014, 08:54:43 pm »
Text; "How much?"  ::)
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6483 on: 23 November 2014, 11:25:13 pm »
Almost every Saturday night/early Sunday morning I get texts asking if I'll meet two guys together right now - I'm only assuming they think they'd only get charged the usual hourly rate despite there being two of them so can get a cheap booking, which seems especially likely from these 6am texts from the same number who seem to think I'm an agency:

Cheapest girl ?
2 guys
Can we book now?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6484 on: 24 November 2014, 09:18:27 pm »
I just had an odd call from a bloke who claimed to have rang several weeks ago about him and his wife visiting me. I have no recollection of such a conversation and my phone has an app that tells me if a number has rang before. Apparently this was the first time this number had called despite the chap telling me he had rang from that number.

He then went on to say that I'd sent him and his a wife a photo of a butternut squash. I'd love to know what else they were planning with whoever it was they spoke with a few weeks ago!

Please could you share with us the name of the app? Thanks red KB  :) xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6485 on: 25 November 2014, 12:39:38 am »
I've had a spate of new enquiries asking me for availability say for the coming week, or next couple of days. I give the times I have free, then they say "Oh it's for the week after" or "It was for today" (when I've offered an appointment for one of the other days mentioned)well why express interest for those times then?

Can only think that it's something to open the conversation with. ??? :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6486 on: 25 November 2014, 09:55:31 am »


Please could you share with us the name of the app? Thanks red KB  :) xox
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roxy666

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6487 on: 25 November 2014, 12:01:25 pm »


Please could you share with us the name of the app? Thanks red KB  :) xox
It's Mr Number.
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Thanks hun!xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6488 on: 27 November 2014, 01:13:16 am »
I know we all regularly have to deal with timewasters, but today I need a rant!

I often don't work on a Saturday unless I have an advanced booking, and today was planning to do some paperwork and sort some stuff out in the house. But late morning got a call, all sounded OK, and he booked 2-4pm. Later he explained that he needed to do a few things and so might be late. I asked for an ETA and he eventually said 4.30. At about 2.45 he said 4, but then changed it back to 4.30. Then he says he's still stuck somewhere, that he's trying to be quick, when I can see him up to etc. I said 7, or 7.30 at a push. He won't commit, so I say if he can't make it by 6 we should cancel. I finally give him a 6.25 ultimatum, and of course, no further contact after about 5.30.

So in terms of getting ready, hair, make-up, his very specific clothing requests etc. I've effectively wasted 12-6.30pm on him.

F'ing fuming!
Kay these men used to get me when I worked Saturdays too, damn pain in your ass and a waste of time ..
Classic TW technique. They sound so genuine, and then the much about. After first time change, I usually tell them I am fully booked, so they need to reschedule.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6489 on: 27 November 2014, 11:34:59 am »
There seems to be a spate of these particularly annoying type of timewaster.I had a bloke last week that sounded very like Kay's bloke.Booked for 1pm then changed to 3pm then wanted 4 pm then 5pm on and on he finally said he couldn't get through traffic at 6:15 when I told him to forget it.
Today I am especially miffed.I had a guy text last night wanting an early booking.Told to ring me and we got cut off as he ran out of phone credit but he sounded ok.Arranged for 9:30am and I sent him address details he then asked me to send address told him I had and to text back to confirm he had recieved them and understood them (this was after 9pm when I finish for the day and I was wanting to get it sorted quickly so I could get on with my evening).He then asked how much it was and what did i do?Grrr trying to be patient sent him a link to my website and told him to text if he still wanted his appointment by 10:15 as I was going to switch my phone off.Said he was happy and would confirm at 8:30am.7:50 am this morning he did confirm..ok!!Got ready and texted him at 9:27 am to tell him I was ready.No reply.I tried calling twice and it rang and rang,he had told me he was coming by taxi so no reason not to answer his phone or indeed to ring me he was running late.25 mins after he should have been here he texts not calls as asked to say he is here.I asked why he was so late and his attitude was fine i'll see someone else..told him to do just that.I don't believe he was here and I do think his attitude was shitty even if he was here and I don't want arseholes like that having my full address or being with me.What is wrong with some people?As has been said they think the world stops and starts and revolves round them and normal courtesy does not apply.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6490 on: 27 November 2014, 05:04:42 pm »
I've just had a guy email me asking if i could do 1 hour for ?80.. My rate is ?140!? It winds me up I've never met him before what makes him think i am going to say "yes sure i'll do it nearly half price just for you" ::). If he only wants to spend ?80 either ask for a shorter booking or go elsewhere to someone cheaper!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6491 on: 27 November 2014, 06:52:52 pm »
I've just had a guy email me asking if i could do 1 hour for ?80.. My rate is ?140!? It winds me up I've never met him before what makes him think i am going to say "yes sure i'll do it nearly half price just for you" ::). If he only wants to spend ?80 either ask for a shorter booking or go elsewhere to someone cheaper!

Those kind of people tend to assume that the girl they are contacting is down on her luck and barely scraping by, in my experience. Tend to blow their minds that "someone in our position" would turn any business down.

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6492 on: 29 November 2014, 02:43:51 am »
Hagglers get on my nerves too -  "can you do 1 hour for ?100" I always just point out that my 30 min rate is under ?100, some go for it, others keep trying to get the hour for a discount (and subsequently get blocked)

And then there was the guy who said "my birthday is on the 2nd of Jan do you do any birthday treats babe" - I've never met him before, why would I offer a discount for his birthday!?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6493 on: 30 November 2014, 10:16:16 am »
 texter Hi saw your add want to get free lingerie and toys in exchange for sex with me !!( guess whats its another man called jay)
blocked ::)

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6494 on: 30 November 2014, 08:29:03 pm »
"Hi would you do a outcall I'm a millionaire so money no adject [sic]"

I asked him his location and he misspelled the name of a local hotel, after I text him back once more I got this one final response:

"It's ok I've booked someone else now"