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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6450 on: 17 November 2014, 07:22:02 pm »
"Hello ____, you are an extremely beautiful lady!
I am so happy to see that you offer your body for service to men like me.

I would like to book an outcall.
However, I would like a little something different added in towards the end...

Would you be willing to let me record you urinate and defecate on a Qu-ran?

Please get back to me ASAP :)"

That's....special!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6451 on: 17 November 2014, 07:51:28 pm »
Text: "hi im looking for a quickie r u available? Dies that include everything?"
Me (replying coz I was bored); " Well yeah, as long as it's within 15 mins"
Him; " So you take it in all holes then, w'ell your addres?"

Didn't bother replying anymore after that lol  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6452 on: 17 November 2014, 07:59:19 pm »
"Hello ____, you are an extremely beautiful lady!
I am so happy to see that you offer your body for service to men like me.

I would like to book an outcall.
However, I would like a little something different added in towards the end...

Would you be willing to let me record you urinate and defecate on a Qu-ran?

Please get back to me ASAP :)"

Yes please - I'd love to go straight to the top of the IS hit list!  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6453 on: 17 November 2014, 08:07:00 pm »
When men ask about cctv is a cancel straight away. As you never know their reason behind. More like they ask that to see if it is easy to rob escorts. Like it happens still or even worse. Having protection only is a threat to the ones who are criminals.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6454 on: 17 November 2014, 08:20:45 pm »
"Hello ____, you are an extremely beautiful lady!
I am so happy to see that you offer your body for service to men like me.

I would like to book an outcall.
However, I would like a little something different added in towards the end...

Would you be willing to let me record you urinate and defecate on a Qu-ran?

Please get back to me ASAP :)"

Yes please - I'd love to go straight to the top of the IS hit list!  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6455 on: 17 November 2014, 09:17:09 pm »
 caller Hi can come and see you this afternoon ? do you have extra large condoms?
because  my cock is 9 in long and the width is 6 in  ::)
I said no luv your too big for me best you don't visit.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6456 on: 18 November 2014, 09:29:33 am »
"Helloo, what times are you available please. Can wait to hit that pussy xxx"

Just no.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6457 on: 18 November 2014, 04:37:44 pm »
" I want that sweet tight pussy to lick&fuck. Wednesday lunchtime 12.30?x "
Made me laugh tbh  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6458 on: 18 November 2014, 05:01:15 pm »
" I want that sweet tight pussy to lick&fuck. Wednesday lunchtime 12.30?x "
Made me laugh tbh  :D
Some are funny but I think they know it, I got a text ages ago saying "fancy some cock babe?"

That made me laugh x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6459 on: 18 November 2014, 09:40:28 pm »
One day last week I broke one of my own rules and answered a private caller, whereupon I was treated to the delights of a man who I now refer to as 'Dom Dave'. This guy was a chancer/TW but as always curiosity got the better of me because to be truthful I find them so damn entertaining. Anyway he started off by saying he wanted to start meeting for the whole dom sub thing, which I don't do unless I am the dom but didn't dare tell him because I didn't want to spoil my fun. He then went on to tell me that the meets would be a chance to get to know each other prior to him taking me on holiday to spain for a week.

Now, during this holiday I would be at his every beck and call and would have to satisfy his every whim. He asked me if I smoke, to which I replied yes and he stated that he would allow me to smoke on the balcony but would have to give him a blow job after every cigarette I smoked during the week.

Oh, and after dipping into his savings to pay for the holiday and spends, he would only actually be able to pay me ?100 a day for this once in a lifetime experience. I was seriously struggling to maintain professional escort protocol by this point.  :-X

Could you imagine spending a whole week, stuck in a foreign country with a 'not right' like this guy. As the old saying goes 'Fuck that'!!!!  ;D

Has anyone else experienced this or even worse unwittingly found themselves in a similair position. XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6460 on: 18 November 2014, 10:44:03 pm »
Two texts this evening:

"How much do you charge?"
"Eleventy"

"Hi. Do you do 20min service?"
"Yes! It's ?60 and I'll throw in an extra ten minutes for free!"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6461 on: 18 November 2014, 10:49:43 pm »
Him: hi. What time do you finish please?

Me: 7/8 o'clock.

Him: in the morning? Cool, can I book for midnight?

Seriously!?



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6462 on: 19 November 2014, 11:28:14 am »
Some guy letting me know he can drive for me between the hours of 4-9pm then 11-late, it's a van and If I work for an agency I'm to give them his number as he's trying to earn money to cover medical costs for a guy whose in a coma

Has the nhs disappeared overnight??
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6463 on: 19 November 2014, 11:31:58 am »
Two texts this evening:

"How much do you charge?"
"Eleventy"

"Hi. Do you do 20min service?"
"Yes! It's ?60 and I'll throw in an extra ten minutes for free!"

When they ask for anything under half an hour I just give them my half hour rate now
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6464 on: 19 November 2014, 11:33:40 am »
Him: hi. What time do you finish please?

Me: 7/8 o'clock.

Him: in the morning? Cool, can I book for midnight?

Seriously!?

We're not real people, we just lie on a bed 24/7 legs open
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