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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6405 on: 11 November 2014, 10:12:15 am »
I've just received a photo of someones cat, no text just a photo of a tabby pussy.  A very nice cat but very random all the same.
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6406 on: 11 November 2014, 10:36:25 am »
Quote from: mature helen on 11 November 2014, 10:12:15 am
I've just received a photo of someones cat, no text just a photo of a tabby pussy.  A very nice cat but very random all the same.

Lol his made me laugh! Had a persistent tw for weeks asking me for a pic of "on bed spread legs pussy"  I sent him a picture of my gorgeous little cat sitting on my bed like a little  person legs spread. Didn't hear from him again. Maybe I misunderstood? Lol
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6407 on: 11 November 2014, 01:45:20 pm »
A text just now
Where I want to come?

Timbuktu

Post code?
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DustedWithSugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6408 on: 11 November 2014, 04:47:58 pm »
No hello, no name, nothing, just text:
Do you want to live for free?

And persistent TW:
Hi how are you? You look lovely. Do you offer incalls hun? Where are you based and are you free at the moment?

I don't offer incalls,which is written in bold letters in front of my profile. I hate being called "hun".
And this message was send about 20 times in one hour, geeeeez  :FF
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6409 on: 11 November 2014, 06:05:36 pm »
great text just come in this morning...

Babe... quicky?  celtic ticket??

now i think he was asking to pay with a celtic ticket.  now i like football but HATE that team so even if i was temped by offers other than cold hard cash, really??



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Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 10 November 2014, 09:36:29 pm
Maybe. I'm a but pale maybe though

This post has totally lost me.... :o

sorry, when trying to interpret my text i think you said he wanted a black girl?  which i'm not.  sorry i see why it was confusing.  these things always make sense in my head haha  x
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6410 on: 11 November 2014, 10:06:53 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 11 November 2014, 06:05:36 pm
great text just come in this morning...

Babe... quicky?  celtic ticket??

now i think he was asking to pay with a celtic ticket.  now i like football but HATE that team so even if i was temped by offers other than cold hard cash, really??



Quote from: Cat_BBW on 10 November 2014, 10:12:58 pm
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 10 November 2014, 09:36:29 pm
Maybe. I'm a but pale maybe though

This post has totally lost me.... :o

sorry, when trying to interpret my text i think you said he wanted a black girl?  which i'm not.  sorry i see why it was confusing.  these things always make sense in my head haha  x

Was this re something I'd posted? Think it was bcos he said he wanted a smokey woman, thought he meant complexion.
I'm likely far off what he meant though as i can't understand his msg either
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6411 on: 11 November 2014, 10:10:19 pm »
Just reread it I think it was that I'd thought, but reading it again I think he just wants someone who smokes and can bring marijuana with the "you bring grass aye" bit
Crazy man lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6412 on: 11 November 2014, 11:17:28 pm »
Totally random text from someone I've never heard from before -

Fuck off and go and take some cod liver oil


I'm a little confused by the reference to cod liver oil.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6413 on: 11 November 2014, 11:53:04 pm »
Today at 13:50: Hi can I come over to yours and have sex with u x
I replied a little later to say I'm not offering incalls and then at 21:45 he finally replied:
Thank u for your reply but I cum in some one else

Thanks for the update on your sex life random dude...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6414 on: 12 November 2014, 12:18:29 am »
Quote from: Kazzle on 11 November 2014, 11:17:28 pm
Totally random text from someone I've never heard from before -

Fuck off and go and take some cod liver oil


I'm a little confused by the reference to cod liver oil.

That made me LOL!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6415 on: 12 November 2014, 12:19:09 am »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 11 November 2014, 11:53:04 pm
Today at 13:50: Hi can I come over to yours and have sex with u x
I replied a little later to say I'm not offering incalls and then at 21:45 he finally replied:
Thank u for your reply but I cum in some one else

Thanks for the update on your sex life random dude...

That's a definite URGH from me!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6416 on: 12 November 2014, 10:37:03 am »
 Text message received * Hi completely new to aw never done this before so very nervous had a bad day today(sent at 09.00)!
and need someone to cheer me up so I thought id treat myself are you available?* sent 3 times !
He's clearly doing the rounds and his bad day hasn't even started !!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6417 on: 12 November 2014, 10:42:44 am »
Quote from: KinkyVixen on 11 November 2014, 12:55:23 am
Quote from: Red KB on 10 November 2014, 06:50:15 pm
A guy just called asking if he could make a booking for in a year or 2! I told him he'd need to call back nearer the time and asked if I could tell him what we'd do when we did meet. I think not!

Now that is a pisstake , I know its bad customer service and all that , but these types of guys get told to " go forth and multiply" . . . They are not  real customers so wont be treat as such. They just jam the line for genuine guys getting through....A year or 2 !!! They must think we are imbeciles.
crazy isn't it ?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6418 on: 13 November 2014, 08:10:28 am »
Oh man, irritated already, and I haven't had breakfast. Young sounding guy rings up with the "hiya" approach, and asks for an appointment. Sounds as though he is walking fast while making call. Noisily shifting snot around his sinus into the microphone, then proceeds to explain that he doesn't want to pay my full fee, since he's "only into feet", and doesn't want intercourse.   :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6419 on: 13 November 2014, 01:59:34 pm »
Hi babe I'm thinking of passing by about 1pm tomorrow, I'll text you to let you know for sure.

Oh really! Thanks, I'll wait with baited breath x
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