Just received this , another plonker who doesnt read profiles as its clear im done at 9pm and dotn answer txts off new clients.

"hixx" .

I think he means " Hi , XX" . . . Either way , another one for the block list. Hey , who knows some of these men could be nice guys , but Ive no time for those who cant follow a few simple guidelines of how to book.

Quote from: Just An Escort on 26 March 2014, 03:44:23 pm

This is a rather random one! Just got this text:

"Hiya hunni.its mistress brooke hampton here.could you help me out with something please xx "

When I Googled the phone number the top result was the Twitter account of a girl called Brooke Hampton who is a US college student as far as I can tell, so not sure how her Twitter has been linked to a UK mobile number.

I also found a result on a page called "The phone book of Howells Travis" where the number is listed as belonging to someone with a distinctly male name who lives in the UK.

Also a Google search for "mistress brooke hampton" bring up a couple of backpage ads of a Mistress Brooke based in the US in a place called Hampton.

No results on Saafe or any of the usual bad client type places, and I don't intend to reply, just wondering if anyone else has encountered this before or knows how searching a UK phone number can get a US person's Twitter as a Google result? If it wasn't for these weird Google results I would have already ignored and moved on after receiving a message from someone clearly hoping to get off on pretending to be another escort (I've been fooled by that one before!).

I've had the same text 3 times in the time I've been working. For the life of me I can't remember what the reply was when I asked what "she" wanted but I know it was enough for me to forget it. I'm sure the last time I didn't even get a reply. I just thought if she were real she'd email me on my aw account rather than text me so I can check her out. Oh well.

I've just had this text, wanted a slave of hers(if it is coming from a female) to arrange to see me, offered to send me a video.

I've cut the conversation off.

I'm getting these texts off a young guy, sending me pics of his dick, and then "can you handle it?"
And more nonsense like that.
The creepy thing is, he seems to know where I stay, got a text from him last night, saying I'm just at "..... library",
which is just round the corner from me.
But I'm 99% I haven't seen this guy.. Then again he might have phoned and asked where I'm based or something.
Don't know what he's getting out of it, but a booking it ain't.. 

'Do you take it up the arse?' No hello or anything lol!

And another claiming to be a nervous newbie who then whittered on about wanting to buy my used panties and asked if he could come on my tits and if I was any good at oral despite him apparently reading my blogs he managed to miss my service list and reviews...hmmm newbie my arse.

Text convo:

Him: R u open?
Me: I'm not a branch of Tesco...
Him: Asda then

Maybe. I'm a but pale maybe though

I just had an odd call from a bloke who claimed to have rang several weeks ago about him and his wife visiting me. I have no recollection of such a conversation and my phone has an app that tells me if a number has rang before. Apparently this was the first time this number had called despite the chap telling me he had rang from that number.

He then went on to say that I'd sent him and his a wife a photo of a butternut squash. I'd love to know what else they were planning with whoever it was they spoke with a few weeks ago!

Theres a guy in this area who is always calling up various escorts  ,wants to chat for ages about "booking with wife" , as soon as you say you will need to speak to the wife to confirm its all genuine etc ............ he goes AWOL. Ive al feeling its the same guy and he is getting confused to who he has and hasnt rung. TW.

Oh sure Ive seen hubby/wife teams before ,. but until you get to speak to the "wife" id treat it with a huge pinch of salt.

Butternut squash up the fanny must be all the rage now , seen a pic of it on another site today

Just few of the weird /rude texts I get:

7.13 am text: Hi just wondering what is for 30 quid?

4.27 am: 20 year old student
What are your rates.

2.12 am: Hi

22.53 pm: U work 2nite

9 pm: Guy calls, hears my voice and hung up on me.. Text follow:
Sorry my phone speaker is not working very well just seen your add im a 20 year old male do you give oral?

7.22 pm: How much is massage??

6 pm: You working x

5.41 pm: Can I book for a massage plus a couple more extras x

1.44 pm: how much would you charge for 15 min love x.
Me: Nothing, I dont do quickies.

11.25 am: Do u offer these service owo,cim,69,fisting,anal,spitting,rimming and toys? x


And a long one 2 nights ago, 10.53 pm:

Hi hun hows u..its mike and im very interested for an appt on wed&thurs this week &hoping is good4u!!x, i do have a footfetish hope is ok..what size feet you have please? Your welcome text me with thanks lv MXXx..


Another long one received sunday at 7 pm:

Hi there. I'm a 26 year old guy who has recently moved to Bristol. I don't really know anybody so I thought a boring Saturday night in would be a good opportunity to fulfil a fantasy I've had for some time. Do you think you can help me? I'm pretty naive and nervous about it so can you give me some info? Thanks. Dan.

3.10 pm: i need your body how much.

1.37 pm: Hey sweet can I see you for half hour in 20mins?

7 pm:Hi r u up for it !
Me:Can you write in a proper english?
Him:R u wrkin

And a funny true reply from one )

Hey babe wanna fuck?
Me:No, but I wanna block you
Him: Well you have put up an offer for it so dont get pissy