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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6345 on: 02 November 2014, 11:50:27 pm »
Lol gotta sympathise shy sexy! I had a guy messaging me asking me why I was on adultwork and would i like to meet up and get to know him lol... i was so confused... is he thinking its a dating site or what?!
I just told him im on AW as it helps me promote my business as an escort lol
He didnt make a booking but just sends me msgs to 'chat' now lol wtf  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6346 on: 03 November 2014, 07:42:34 am »
So last night I was terribly bored watching Downton and i get a call from a witheld number lol

Him: Hello
Me Hello
Him: Do you want to hear me cum
Me: Hello
Him: Do you want to hear me cum
Me:Hello then put the phone down lol

the guy called back in total 19 times.  Seriously gets annoying when they think they can do this to you, so i have decided to start taking the piss out of a phone wanker. 

Then I was watching Drive last night and a guy calls me just after midnight for an incall.  Sure i said and gave him the address for my local police station lol.

but my biggest pet hate is when they call you wanting to know your rates, are you available bla bla bla i just tend to put the phone down on them as it states on my profile.  Read it or be ignored.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6347 on: 03 November 2014, 12:50:32 pm »
(Didn't know if this is the right section as cannot pin the term timewaster or dangerous on this guy so feel free to move it)

Has anyone else encountered Martin from the Northwest area that keeps texting asking if you do a fart fetish? I have had texts from him since July and even though I tell him I am open minded he doesn't take the hint, Obviously forgets who he has contacted. Never calls up just texts & I cant tell if he is just messing about or serious as I know some people DO have fetish for this kind of thing?

 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6348 on: 03 November 2014, 12:55:11 pm »
There isn't a 'right' section for this, so I've merged it here - most of us receive numerous numpty texts from people who are never going to book and we just block them and forget about it. It's part and parcel of the job.

Since he's contacted you continuously and not made any sort of firm arrangements I'd suggest you stop engaging with him and do the same.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6349 on: 03 November 2014, 05:53:50 pm »
 caller...Hi adultwork !!!
Me.....   my name is not adultwork its Caroline,
caller....... Adultwork can I see you today?
me          no thanks ... ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6350 on: 03 November 2014, 06:02:29 pm »
Via text.
Knobhead:Are you free today?
Me:Yes please ring rather than text.
Knobhead:You ring me x
Me:Do you text your GP or hairdresser and ask them to ring you?No?Then guess what I am not ringing you..jog on.
Knobhead:Fine I'll call soon chill out.Are you a tranny?
Me:Do you need specsavers?No I am not!Don't bother ringing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6351 on: 03 November 2014, 06:14:08 pm »
caller...Hi adultwork !!!
Me.....   my name is not adultwork its Caroline,
caller....... Adultwork can I see you today?
me          no thanks ... ::)

Good comeback

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6352 on: 03 November 2014, 09:35:00 pm »
"Hi, I have a fantasy that I devised with an ex girlfriend that never came to fruition.
I was to be teased and frustrated and to be locked in a chastity cage (I have a brand new one) and then I was to be made to lend her friend my TVR sportscar basically for as long as she wanted, extra frustrating as it is my pride and joy. I was wondering if you would be interested in say a one hour booking for tease and lock up and then to be made to leave my keys with you for use of the TVR as and when you liked. I can then of course come back for extra teasing at your whim."

Uh-huh. Sure.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6353 on: 03 November 2014, 10:30:50 pm »
So last night I was terribly bored watching Downton and i get a call from a witheld number lol

Him: Hello
Me Hello
Him: Do you want to hear me cum
Me: Hello
Him: Do you want to hear me cum
Me:Hello then put the phone down lol

the guy called back in total 19 times.  Seriously gets annoying when they think they can do this to you, so i have decided to start taking the piss out of a phone wanker. 

Then I was watching Drive last night and a guy calls me just after midnight for an incall.  Sure i said and gave him the address for my local police station lol.

but my biggest pet hate is when they call you wanting to know your rates, are you available bla bla bla i just tend to put the phone down on them as it states on my profile.  Read it or be ignored.

Ive got all withhelds blocked on my work phone , as they are a waste of time.

Saves much hassle.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6354 on: 03 November 2014, 10:32:09 pm »
Via text.
Knobhead:Are you free today?
Me:Yes please ring rather than text.
Knobhead:You ring me x
Me:Do you text your GP or hairdresser and ask them to ring you?No?Then guess what I am not ringing you..jog on.
Knobhead:Fine I'll call soon chill out.Are you a tranny?
Me:Do you need specsavers?No I am not!Don't bother ringing.
Via text.
Knobhead:Are you free today?
Me:Yes please ring rather than text.
Knobhead:You ring me x
Me:Do you text your GP or hairdresser and ask them to ring you?No?Then guess what I am not ringing you..jog on.
Knobhead:Fine I'll call soon chill out.Are you a tranny?
Me:Do you need specsavers?No I am not!Don't bother ringing.

Hmm , the "are you a tranny" part reminds me of "Martin" whos just been put in the TW section.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6355 on: 03 November 2014, 10:41:38 pm »
(Didn't know if this is the right section as cannot pin the term timewaster or dangerous on this guy so feel free to move it)

Has anyone else encountered Martin from the Northwest area that keeps texting asking if you do a fart fetish? I have had texts from him since July and even though I tell him I am open minded he doesn't take the hint, Obviously forgets who he has contacted. Never calls up just texts & I cant tell if he is just messing about or serious as I know some people DO have fetish for this kind of thing?

 

From Bury by any chance ?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6356 on: 03 November 2014, 11:00:08 pm »
"Tell me about yourself" umpteen frigging times, and won't be more specific about what he wants to know...
Moves on to "Do you use toys?... Can I listen to you use one?"
Me: no
"Do you want to hear me come?"
Me: No. Goodbye

I started a free trial on Vivastreet today. Plus point is that my phone has rung constantly and I did get one confirmed booking from it. But SO MANY freaking timewasters like the above. Let's see what the next 29 days bring...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6357 on: 03 November 2014, 11:15:50 pm »
I had 10pm as my finishing time last night, yet woke up to two messages from the same guy, asking if I was available in the next hour, it was sent at 2am?!!

So they also must think we don't sleep either! Really annoys me this!  :FF
I always wake up to an abundance of missed calls and texts. I'm willing to bet none of them would lead to genuine bookings even if I were available at 3am. Blocked one guy because he'd called about ten times within an hour between 3 and 4am!

I block everybody who calls/text during 1 am- 7 am.
I find them very very rude for calling at such hours.
And I dont want to see such rude people.

Me too .  Dont block as my block list is full now on my el cheapo old work phone !

My work phone is off after 9pm , but its not uncommon for me to get a ton of texts when i switch on the next morn. Weekends are worse for this , and i just save them under "4am txts" . Actually had a call at a sensible hours from one of these the other day , i answered and explained i wont be seeing him as he has either not read the profile or ignored the part that says "dont text" ( esp at 4am!) .

When i was new and naive I took a booking at midnight , incall to mine, from a young lad who was "on way home from town and horny as fuck"  , seemed a bit of a jack the lad on the phone but polite enough and didnt sound drunk so I thought why not. . .   Thankfully my BF was in the house ( usually id work alone in the house but it was so late i wanted backup + the local pub was shut and I could'nt really expect the BF  to wander the streets for hour +)  . This coked up young idiot was one of the worse bookings ive ever done.  A young man whos been ruined by too much hard porn I guess  , cant keep hard as taken too much coke ( he told me this as soon as we got undressed). Hard work , tiresome , boundray pusher who wouldnt take No for an answer. Basically the "usual" GFE wasnt doing it for him. He wanted me to be "really filthy porn slut style" ( not my thing i dont offer it). He gave me the most painful fingering ive ever had , got him to stop then he kept trying to do it again....He just didnt "get " that for me to get into my filther mode I need to get turned on , he was only giving me pain and annoyance. Sex out of question as he could only get a semi. I agreed to do watersports on him as he wanted to "try something kinky" , im trying to wee on him and hes roughly shoving fingers into me . I ended up getting very annoyed , left the room to check time and we were an hour overun ! I went back to him and said he will have to go as he is never going to "cum" and Im sore and we are an hour over time. Didnt ask for extra money for the time as i just wanted him gone . He then started getting on one with me saying he wants a refund "cos he aint cum" . Absolute nightmare idiot of a client.

I ended up having to get BF out who was very calm and just said " time to go home , you are taking the piss now. Shall i ring you a taxi"....Idiot mumbles "er yeah mate , taxi , er sorry " . :)

So , thats my experience of the late night crowd. Going by the sort of texts received in the early hours I imagine the clients will be more of the same , no thanks !!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6358 on: 03 November 2014, 11:31:50 pm »
"Really would like to see you next week but im just nervous as im a virgin :/"

Received on AW from a guy who has an alias offering services. His alias is a very horny guy who won't do bareback.

Me thinks someone was looking for a reply saying how I would go about calming his nerves.

He must be emailing a lot of ladies and trying his luck. I got a different message that seemed reasonable enough at first , just a normal "are you avail to meet me later " type thing. Said yes , call me...... I checked his AW page out and it says he is gay !! And yes bareback too. I mailed back telling him not to bother calling as I dont wish to see barebackers , and why is he hitting up women when he identifies as gay. . . Very Horny Guy .


Very Weird Guy more like. HIs barebacking ass is now blocked.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6359 on: 03 November 2014, 11:42:52 pm »

   Today I received a really weird message on Adultwork from a bloke using the username 'Samlondon200'...he is probably harmless but very strange.
He messaged me asking if I would like to take him out for food and drinks LOL with a view to going back to my place. 

Just when you think you've heard/seen it all....He wants you to give him your time for free , and for you to pay for his drinks/meal too!! Cheeky bleeder! :) 
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