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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6315 on: 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm »
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6316 on: 29 October 2014, 11:06:23 pm »
Got an email today -

Hi, I really like your profile and would love to see you. I know you say you're not seeing anyone at the moment but could you make an exception for me?

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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6317 on: 29 October 2014, 11:24:33 pm »
Quote from: Hadley on 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

How on Earth do you prove you're not affiliated with the police? And why the heck would you be?! Bizarre man.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6318 on: 30 October 2014, 12:33:30 am »
Quote from: KayHerts on 29 October 2014, 11:24:33 pm
Quote from: Hadley on 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

How on Earth do you prove you're not affiliated with the police? And why the heck would you be?! Bizarre man.

And why would it matter if you were?
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alice842

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6319 on: 30 October 2014, 03:16:58 am »
Quote from: Caledonia on 30 October 2014, 12:33:30 am
Quote from: KayHerts on 29 October 2014, 11:24:33 pm
Quote from: Hadley on 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

How on Earth do you prove you're not affiliated with the police? And why the heck would you be?! Bizarre man.

And why would it matter if you were?

Well, he might live somewhere where prostitution or seeing a sex worker is illegal, like parts of the USA for example.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6320 on: 30 October 2014, 09:46:52 am »
Quote from: alice842 on 30 October 2014, 03:16:58 am
Quote from: Caledonia on 30 October 2014, 12:33:30 am
Quote from: KayHerts on 29 October 2014, 11:24:33 pm
Quote from: Hadley on 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

How on Earth do you prove you're not affiliated with the police? And why the heck would you be?! Bizarre man.

And why would it matter if you were?

Well, he might live somewhere where prostitution or seeing a sex worker is illegal, like parts of the USA for example.

Yes he might, but I believe the op is in the Uk (correct me if I'm wrong) so it wouldn't matter wether she was or not.
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Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6321 on: 30 October 2014, 02:26:38 pm »
The best I have received yet

Ui
followed by
Yo haha

I ignored I then get excuse me but why are you ignoring my enquiries to if you are free or not

I decided to reply asking if he thought that I was alien and spoke a different language as the two texts I received did not in any way ask if I was free

I then get
I didn't realise it had to be a formal request I was just asking if you were free in the first two

No I didn't reply.  did I miss something in the first two texts.  Are my reading skills dropping so badly I cant see where he asks if I am free and have I missed it????
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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6322 on: 30 October 2014, 02:43:19 pm »
Quote from: Caledonia on 30 October 2014, 09:46:52 am
Quote from: alice842 on 30 October 2014, 03:16:58 am
Quote from: Caledonia on 30 October 2014, 12:33:30 am
Quote from: KayHerts on 29 October 2014, 11:24:33 pm
Quote from: Hadley on 29 October 2014, 08:41:43 pm
Text received this evening, apropos of nothing:

"Before I agree to see you, you will need to PROVE you are English and not IN ANY WAY affiliated with the police"

How on Earth do you prove you're not affiliated with the police? And why the heck would you be?! Bizarre man.

And why would it matter if you were?

Well, he might live somewhere where prostitution or seeing a sex worker is illegal, like parts of the USA for example.

Yes he might, but I believe the op is in the Uk (correct me if I'm wrong) so it wouldn't matter wether she was or not.


Yep I'm in the UK so even if I did have any affiliation with the police it would be completely irrelevant! Strange man  ::)

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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6323 on: 30 October 2014, 05:04:35 pm »
Text today
Want 10 mins for ?30, if you agree text postcode ASAP
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MistyBloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6324 on: 30 October 2014, 05:21:47 pm »
Quote from: KatieKurves on 27 August 2009, 08:14:05 pm
I don't take bookings by text! This guy texted a couple of times so I told him to call me for an an appointment. Got about 8 texts straight after one another, I replied CALL ME FOR AN APPOINTMENT!!!!! I can't I'm driving!!!

Or the ones who ask for an OAP discount!!

It really makes you think sometimes dusn't it.  ::)

xx

ha ha , yes I get that too, although the current excuse is 'I cant I am with the wife'
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6325 on: 30 October 2014, 05:45:20 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 30 October 2014, 05:04:35 pm
Text today
Want 10 mins for ?30, if you agree text postcode ASAP
Just got another text from the same number!
Sex for ?30, please address

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victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6326 on: 30 October 2014, 11:22:37 pm »
Wasn't really sure what to make of it but I had a guy ask me to see his father in November for his 88th birthday, as "a surprise 18 year old would be a special treat". Made me quite uncomfortable for a variety of reasons, mostly centered around the fact that it would be a surprise and would be very awkward if I was turned away by the man! I haven't responded as I simply don't know how to, but either way my answer is no.

I also had the pleasure of someone repeatedly emailing me "Hi". Nothing else. I would have blocked but gmail doesn't appear to have a block function. So on the fourth time, I say "Please stop just sending me "Hi"." In response, "Ok how much for a fuck". My response was "Bye.". His was then "How cum". Didn't dignify it with a response.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6327 on: 31 October 2014, 12:02:22 am »
I got this brilliant text today ;D

Mmm i adore massive.hanging ones.my wife has 34e

I mean seriously like I care what size his wifes are, suppose I should be glad he wasnt asking if my mum has big boobs too like most of the weirdoes seem too.  :FF
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6328 on: 31 October 2014, 08:47:33 am »
Quote from: victoryrose on 30 October 2014, 11:22:37 pm
I would have blocked but gmail doesn't appear to have a block function.

To block emails on gmail you have to be on webmail and find and click the cog in the top right of the inbox, then click settings in the drop down

Select the Filters section

Click 'Create New Filter'

Enter the email address you wish to block in the From field and click 'Create filter with this search'

Tick 'Mark as Read', and 'Delete It'

Then click 'Create Filter'  - there is also a tick box that says 'apply filter to matching messages' only tick this if you want to immediately delete all the messages you've already received from that email address.

Hope this helps!
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6329 on: 31 October 2014, 09:33:47 am »
Just got off the phone....

Him: Are you available this evening?
Me: I'm sorry but I'm finishing by 6pm today.
Him: Oh, I need to see you at 7. Can you do that?
Me: Sorry - normally I could but it's Halloween and I have plans this evening.
Him: Aw, why not? I really want to see you and I'm not off work until 5:30 and I have to go home and shower and then drive into the city.
Me: I understand, but I'm taking my children trick-or-treating. (I normally avoid mentioning my children but I somehow felt like I owed this guy an explanation and that he'd understand that being a good mum means doing these things... but no...)
Him: Aw, come on! I'll make it worth you while!

I just said I'm sorry and hung up but it took some willpower on my part not to yell at him. Probably something along the lines of WELL ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT WORTH MY KIDS' WHILE TOO? BECAUSE MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I DOUBT ANYTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING PONY WILL MAKE IT WORTH HIS WHILE.

I shouldn't have mentioned my kids in the first place. Assuming they will understand we're humans with lives that don't revolve around their cocks is a massive mistake on my part.  :FF
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