I just received a text from someone claiming to run an agency in Notts and having lots of work. I searched the number the text came from and it came back with the number of an auto repair shop in Grantham. I'm not sure what kind of work they have got on offer for me...

By text...Hi..I'm 23 do you want to go for a drive and then a walk and if you like me you can give me a bj'?
'No thanks' 'Ok I'll book you for an hour then and pay'..think I'll pass..

Oh ya beauty

Dipped in molten seduction Your flesh smouldering in the heat I am shameless in my desire To explore your beautiful curves Inhaling your musk infused scent Opening my senses to the revelation That you seductress are my new religion Your lips your skin your fire My greatest temptation My eternal obsession A soulful silence in the darkness Is pierced by the light of the moon That engulfs us as we kiss The warm whispering of our souls Answering our questions about love There is no control how we feel It just simply is us for all eternity In passion fuelled delirium This no illusion no dream This is the reality of fire on flesh There is no letting go For we have found our destiny Loving the naked edge of lust Eyes? consuming what the mind already owns We breathe only for each other In the confidence of lovers The line is blurred our bodies melt Our skin merges in true heat Our core entangled 

oh curvygal, i nearly was too when i read it.

i mean really??

I just got this message

I work in Saudi (but an white british). I am back the UK for a month from 4th Oct . I would like to see you if you are free for a few hour session .

I was hoping you can do some domiantion on me. I am not into the leather clad dom, but more of a normal look sexy seceutary/boss, stockings and heels that sort of thing.

I love, bondage, control and humilliation, forced body worship, cbt, facesitting, kissing your feet and espesially ass licking and worship. I also have a high pain tolerance if thats your thing Use me as your slave, your pet, your toy, whatever you want. Threat me like the filthy pig I am, make me beg you just to lick your ass.

I also have a chastity cage and was hoping to find someone who was willing to hold the key for my stay back in the uk with mabye twice a week sessions for the 4 weeks that I am back, with you returing the key at the end of my stay.

I enjoy bondage, cock bondage, tease and denile, collor and lead, butt plugs ......whatever you want really and would accept whatever relief you felt my pathetic cock deserved, if any!! So if you can be a real bitch and want your own personal slave that you can tease, torment and frustrate please get back in touch.

I could arrange a cam session before I leave if you are avalible. 

I swear I've seen this message somewhere here on forum, I just can't find it!! I remember especially the bit about cage and holding key!

I had a call today from a man who said he was wanting to book an incall but as he'd been turned down for sex before by an escort he wanted to be sure I could "take his huge penis"..."so how big is it" I asked, "12 inches" he replied, "oh yeah thats no problem, no problem at all, send me an AW booking form...bye!" I think my disinterest in his big todger fantasy took the wind out of his sails as as suprisingly no booking form appeared.
The last 4 numbers on his mobile are 9487 I dint know if its the same guy or if there's a few of them trolling AW.

just checked my AW email and found this beauty...

Hi,
Can you give me a 1 hour massage this afternoon at 4pm please for ?60 - incall - incl prostate massage?
No sex or Oral thanks, but I would love to rim you.
Paul
To which I reply
If you read my 3 lined profile you would see it says
1. I finish at 4pm
2. 1 hour bookings are ?100
3. I don't offer a prostate massage service
4. I don't receive rimming.
so I bet you can guess what my reply is going to be...
Helen.