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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6000 on: 19 July 2014, 03:17:19 pm »
"hi hun

i am 34 yrs, male, i will be frequently flying to Athens, Greece for company work

i am looking for a female who likes to travel and wants to tour Athens. i can cover all your travel, accommodation and reasonable living expenses but NO other payments. So if you looking for free all paid holiday to Athens then let me know"

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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6001 on: 19 July 2014, 06:31:44 pm »
"Hi would you and a girlfriend be happy to lift and carry each other, piggyback and firemans lift in a session with me?"

WTF?

That is a fetish! Not sure if it has a name? I've had clients ask for this x
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6002 on: 19 July 2014, 06:42:02 pm »
I've only ever heard it called lift and carry, but it's real enough and I've done it a few times :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6003 on: 19 July 2014, 07:26:12 pm »
"hi hun

i am 34 yrs, male, i will be frequently flying to Athens, Greece for company work

i am looking for a female who likes to travel and wants to tour Athens. i can cover all your travel, accommodation and reasonable living expenses but NO other payments. So if you looking for free all paid holiday to Athens then let me know"

 ::)

I had the same message too..

Got this today

"Ur addres? "

catlady85

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6004 on: 19 July 2014, 09:07:34 pm »
I got that!!

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6005 on: 19 July 2014, 10:07:51 pm »
By text..'Hi are you English?'


I mean if that is really a concern why text? Anybody can text back and say yes... :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6006 on: 20 July 2014, 10:00:43 am »
Received via email.

"Hi, how would I be able to contact you please, thank you."

I think you just did!
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6007 on: 20 July 2014, 03:03:12 pm »
I've had a guy asking me "are you available?" "text address" "text when working"
I've explained to him that my availability is advertised and I've even sent him times etc.

The other day he tried again with a time. I explained I wasn't available that day and to check my profile as I keep it fully updated with my dates and times. He informed me "waste of time" to which I replied that it wasn't a waste of time and it would actually save him a lot of time if he just checked beforehand.

Then I got " Wast of time you are not my doctor--that--i---need---to--make--appointment--!!" and "waste if time you---sure--not--a---lady---boy--!!"

I said, well actually yes you do need to make an appointment as I take advanced bookings and am generally fully booked as I was today. I don't sit around waiting for on the day bookings so if that's what you need then perhaps you should look elsewhere.

and my replies?
"May be so---are--you---indeed--a--lady---boy??" and "so you indeed a ladyboy!!"


I'm not even sure he knew what he was saying to me. Plus it's a hell of a lot easier to get a booking with me than it is with my doctor!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6008 on: 20 July 2014, 03:34:30 pm »
Has anyone else had the request for you to fart in the clients face? I know we all offer different things that for some are "normal" and some not but I find this request repulsive! And how could anyone fart to order! X


Hahaha funny. I've actually done it couple of times. I can imagine its not everybody's cup of tea, but its very easy, well at least it was for me.. :D

kinkyboots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6009 on: 20 July 2014, 08:59:20 pm »
Div through email: "would you 30 mins ?60 on wed if you will you have a booking it will cost me about ?30 to get to (edited out my location) xx hope you can xx"

My half an hour incall fee is 80, as if he expected me to pay for his travel expenses. What a dickhead.

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6010 on: 20 July 2014, 09:38:47 pm »
Its tempting to write back and ask if they chose to go to a marks and spencer in another town would they ask for a discount to cover their petrol?Had this a few times...prats.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6011 on: 20 July 2014, 09:48:40 pm »
I've had the reverse of that.

"I can't afford to travel to you, if you are in my area will you visit me for your incall rate?", hmmm.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6012 on: 21 July 2014, 02:12:40 am »
19/07/2014 16:30:3119/07/2014 18:52:26mrjollyboyBlowJob-Clairehi xxxx
Hey, nice profile and pics. How is your weekend going?

I'm a genuine, decent professional, 33 year old guy. I'm looking for a long term relationship. I enjoy my partner having other guys (it's a massive turn on for me), so it's a bonus you do escorting. I would love a meaningful, long term loving relationship - with all the affection and normal stuff together. Not easy finding that on dating sites, so decided to try this.

I'm not your typical insecure type of guy who has to control his partner. I don't get jealous either. I'm very open minded, easy going and a generally happy go lucky fun loving guy. I understand the need for independence and space in a good relationship too. Have a look at my profile - got some pics there etc. It would be nice to chat and get to know you.

P.S - distance isn't an issue - as I travel a lot, drive and have Luton airport not far from me :).

Hope to speak soon,
Scott x

...Where to start?!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6013 on: 21 July 2014, 09:49:59 am »
mrjollyboy sent me that one too. If he thought he was having trouble on dating sites why would he think using a site for buying sex would give him more success!

We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6014 on: 21 July 2014, 10:05:33 am »
19/07/2014 16:30:3119/07/2014 18:52:26mrjollyboyBlowJob-Clairehi xxxx
Hey, nice profile and pics. How is your weekend going?

I'm a genuine, decent professional, 33 year old guy. I'm looking for a long term relationship. I enjoy my partner having other guys (it's a massive turn on for me), so it's a bonus you do escorting. I would love a meaningful, long term loving relationship - with all the affection and normal stuff together. Not easy finding that on dating sites, so decided to try this.

I'm not your typical insecure type of guy who has to control his partner. I don't get jealous either. I'm very open minded, easy going and a generally happy go lucky fun loving guy. I understand the need for independence and space in a good relationship too. Have a look at my profile - got some pics there etc. It would be nice to chat and get to know you.

P.S - distance isn't an issue - as I travel a lot, drive and have Luton airport not far from me :).

Hope to speak soon,
Scott x

...Where to start?!

He's been trying his luck for years now.