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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5820 on: 20 June 2014, 12:06:41 pm »
Just had a caller wanting hour booking all sounded fine until he said hope u dont mind my girfriend will be waiting in the car for me oh she knows im seeing an escort.!
Like f**k !
I just said no way not happy with that at all he didn't get my incall location just put phone down.
Some people !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5821 on: 20 June 2014, 12:32:13 pm »
Just had a caller wanting hour booking all sounded fine until he said hope u dont mind my girfriend will be waiting in the car for me oh she knows im seeing an escort.!
Like f**k !
I just said no way not happy with that at all he didn't get my incall location just put phone down.
Some people !
Total prank call why would he even need to mention someone is in his car....totally bored of idiots the past 2 days.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5822 on: 20 June 2014, 12:43:52 pm »
Message on Aw yesterday : Hi Im afraid I can't make our appointment at 4pm I might be able to make 8pm if your free though.

My reply: Your appointment was cancelled anyway as you didn't call to confirm between 10am & 10:30am as told.

Would've had a shock if he had turned up at 4  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5823 on: 20 June 2014, 02:05:15 pm »
Good for you Chrissie . These guys need to be put in their place.  Think the world revolves around them, NOT
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It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5824 on: 20 June 2014, 02:07:30 pm »
Had the same nitwit text a few times asking if I am available.Have always told him what times I can do and everytime he rings and asks if I can do earlier...ffs!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5825 on: 20 June 2014, 02:55:50 pm »
Had a caller last night just as England game kicked off, I'm a massive fanatical football fan, so told him wasn't available all eve as I was watching the game. He then says well what about after the football then!!! I say no as it doesn't finish till late but have some availability tomorrow if he would like to make a booking. He says what about at half time!!!!!! Seriously I'm going to watch first half, dash to the door, 15 minutes later kick him out and then get back to the match!!!!!! Plus I'm sitting there snuggled on sofa with my other half (he knows what I do) in my pjs, no make up on already settled down to watch. I tell him that If he wants to book call back tomorrow. He says but I might not feel horny tomorrow!!!!! So I said goodbye and turned off phone!!!! Should've turned off phone beforehand.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5826 on: 20 June 2014, 04:20:14 pm »
I have never felt the urge to post one of my rude or ridiculous requests/emails from a client, until today! This one tickled me good and proper- so much so, I would like to share it-

So basically on my AW blog I had mentioned something about a broken fence- extremely boring, mundane I know- but it's amazing what drivvle people will read when it has a photo of tits uploaded with it and I got this email a day or two afterwards;

hi can i cum and do ur fence then after can i fuck you i am a hot 30 year old coventry lad looking for some sexy time with a hot girl like yourself and can i cum all over you xxx


LOL

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5827 on: 20 June 2014, 05:07:13 pm »
I don't know why but everyone is calling and asking what my rates and my services are today? This just annoys me especially as my rates are a bit higher than other girls, so if they don't already know what they are they usually come up with some excuse which is their way of saying they're too high. How can you NOT see my booking price they are like an inch away from my phone number on AW? And why would you take the time to make a call before you skim through my services?

Oh, and I got this lovely caller today:

"Hello?"

"Hi I wanted to make a booking"

"Alright well you need to call me back because you number is coming up as withheld and I don't make bookings with someone calling from a withheld number"

"Oh OK well are you in Birmingham"

"Yes I'm at a hotel"

"OK well can I just come by then?"

"Uhm no you can't just come by whenever you want, you need to make a booking on a specific time and day, I need a name, a phone number to reach you at, and I need you to make a booking request on AW so I can make sure you have positive feedback"

"well I don't want to do all that can't I just come by when I want"

I just hung up. Yes, I am here at your service, fuck my other clients, fuck the fact that you won't even give me your name... just show up at my hotel whenever you want and fuck me, I'm here at your behest!  ::)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5828 on: 20 June 2014, 06:02:04 pm »
'Whereabouts you live?'
'I WORK in Leeds City Centre as per my profile.'
'Oh so not in London then.'
I mean wtf???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5829 on: 20 June 2014, 06:06:51 pm »
Others will disagree with me but I can't possible understand why anyone would entertain a private number? That person obviously doesn't want you to know who they are or so that you can chase them up with calls/texts when they waste your time. I rarely get people phone me from a private number because they know they will be completely wasting their time with me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5830 on: 20 June 2014, 06:26:06 pm »
Others will disagree with me but I can't possible understand why anyone would entertain a private number? That person obviously doesn't want you to know who they are or so that you can chase them up with calls/texts when they waste your time. I rarely get people phone me from a private number because they know they will be completely wasting their time with me.

I do answer withhelds just to tell them they need to call from a non withheld and I have had quite a few actually call back.

Some don't actually know their number is withheld.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5831 on: 20 June 2014, 06:52:18 pm »
'Whereabouts you live?'
'I WORK in Leeds City Centre as per my profile.'
'Oh so not in London then.'
I mean wtf???
they look at multiple profiles become confused in the end !
Got a call from Cork Ireland asking me when im coming over I asked how on earth he found me in Hertfordshire ?!
They modify or advance their searches from the thousands of ladies to choose.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5832 on: 20 June 2014, 07:50:28 pm »
'Whereabouts you live?'
'I WORK in Leeds City Centre as per my profile.'
'Oh so not in London then.'
I mean wtf???
they look at multiple profiles become confused in the end !
Got a call from Cork Ireland asking me when im coming over I asked how on earth he found me in Hertfordshire ?!
They modify or advance their searches from the thousands of ladies to choose.

I agree, guys look at so many profiles they forget who is who, like kids in a sweet shop x
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5833 on: 20 June 2014, 10:04:52 pm »
Boils down to not reading again doesn't it?You would think 'Bibi of Leeds' would give it away and they wouldn't bother ringing.Arses.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5834 on: 21 June 2014, 04:21:47 am »
Got this at 4:15 AM... I had just fallen asleep when his call and text woke me up:

"Hey how are you can you send me address please i coming now ok thanks."

Sure, no need to wait for an invite, just wake me up at 4am and come on over (even though you have no idea where I am?)....