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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5790 on: 19 June 2014, 10:53:33 am »
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at least you wont get pregnat from bareback anal =))

But risk of pregnancy isn't the main reason girls don't do bareback - and I think anal is a bigger risk for STIs than vaginal sex anyway.

Reminds me of a guy who asked if I'd have sex with him with no condom because he'd had a vasectomy so was 'safe' - but as I'm on the pill I don't even consider pregnancy a risk factor when I tell people I don't ever do unprotected sex!

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5791 on: 19 June 2014, 10:56:22 am »
what an idiot lol
at least you wont get pregnat from bareback anal =))
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5792 on: 19 June 2014, 11:08:09 am »
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at least you wont get pregnat from bareback anal =))

But risk of pregnancy isn't the main reason girls don't do bareback - and I think anal is a bigger risk for STIs than vaginal sex anyway.

Reminds me of a guy who asked if I'd have sex with him with no condom because he'd had a vasectomy so was 'safe' - but as I'm on the pill I don't even consider pregnancy a risk factor when I tell people I don't ever do unprotected sex!

I was joking :)
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5793 on: 19 June 2014, 11:27:17 am »


I was joking :)

ha, yeah I got that after I'd posted, lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5794 on: 19 June 2014, 11:54:31 am »
I wouldn't mind but I don't do anal or bareback so not sure why he thought I'd think fuck it lets do both!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5795 on: 19 June 2014, 03:18:57 pm »
Not one specific booking fuckup, but... I seem to be blessed with a lot of people who apparently can't read the "outcall only" in my advert. And if they do read it, they still push for me to make an exception. Not even saying that I share one room flat with a MALE room mate seems to deter them! o.O Oh gods, why.

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5796 on: 19 June 2014, 04:55:00 pm »
Can you tell me your prices and services?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5797 on: 19 June 2014, 06:03:15 pm »
Can you tell me your prices and services?

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I get this but I do have an ad in a local mag which doesn't have details, its when they say they saw my profile on AW or any site that my services and rates are clearly advertised I get peed off.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5798 on: 19 June 2014, 06:17:34 pm »
I feel like screaming down the phone when they ask this! Would you go in Tesco and ask can you tell me what you sell and how much everything is?

It is a losing battle though, we will always get asked this and depending on what mood I'm in I might be polite or I might not! Xxx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5799 on: 19 June 2014, 06:20:44 pm »
So this guy texts at first he wants you to eat dog food and says he will pay ?4000 job never pulls of

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5800 on: 19 June 2014, 07:14:37 pm »
I feel like screaming down the phone when they ask this! Would you go in Tesco and ask can you tell me what you sell and how much everything is?

It is a losing battle though, we will always get asked this and depending on what mood I'm in I might be polite or I might not! Xxx

Me too, I just think that if they don't know the most basic thing about me then they know nothing else about me either and I haven't got time for that x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5801 on: 19 June 2014, 08:14:37 pm »
Some idiot text today 'what is your AW profile'  so I text back just some random made up name.  I have visions of him trying to find me.  Also a lot of 'I am at the station texts today' to which I always respond with, that's nice. Enjoy! x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5802 on: 19 June 2014, 08:25:56 pm »
Some idiot text today 'what is your AW profile'  so I text back just some random made up name.  I have visions of him trying to find me.  Also a lot of 'I am at the station texts today' to which I always respond with, that's nice. Enjoy! x

I get this a lot Vivienne, asking who I am, I don't bother replying x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5803 on: 19 June 2014, 09:19:31 pm »
Just had some little twat phone me for a booking tonight and I said to him that I wasn't available at this time of nite without prior notice, my last appointment for the hour is 9pm but only with prior notice and that I don't see people who don't read my profile as it causes me all sorts of problems if they don't.

He replies by saying chill out, I only looked at your pictures. Am a 27 year old, good looking guy looking for some no strings horny sex cause my gf is away.

I hung up and he text me asking if I have any friends he could shag so I just blocked him.

Now can you imagine how disappointed he would be of he turned up expecting all sorts of horny sex when I ain't interested in daft wee boys walking in thinking they are some sort of stud, if he'd bothered to read my profile he would know that I am not that type of escort. Of course I would get the blame for not being what he expected.

And even if I did have escort friends, what makes him think I would tell him to do one and then send him to my friends door?

Absolute clueless eejits!

Anyone else get their cage rattled at this time of nite by guys like that or is it just me with a short fuse? Lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5804 on: 19 June 2014, 09:58:08 pm »
Its abit like when you can't do a booking and they ask you if you can recommend any one else.I find it kind of rude and lazy and to be honest why would I send them to someone else?Sort of like asking British gas if they can hook you up with Npower!