Oh good. My first scam! "LOL" indeed
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This guy has been doing the rounds for awhile, in fact I'm sure he has been mentioned on the site before.




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Oh good. My first scam! "LOL" indeed
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"AM MARK J*** FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME
(+4407031949***)

This is a premium rate number also.

Got an email from a guy asking how far I am from v festival as he will be there in august and would like to book, this is normal, a lot of festival goers pre book,

I replied and then he emailed back saying , "I'm only 22 and don't drive so could you pick me up?"

I replied, "of course, I'll do the booking free too, stay the night if you like if you're fed up in your tent, I'll drop you back in the morning"

PRICK

Started out as a normal enquiry, then the off-topic questions started..
"many I ask where your leaving to if leaving [county]"
I said when I'd be away on holiday and when I'd be leaving for definite.

"so are you going away for uni then just been nosey lols also any chance off a few extra picts to get me through tonight till we finally meet ? possible email to me x"
I said no to both and that I don't have any concrete plans for what I'll do next.

"haha no plans you must have some reason to move away and something you want to do ??"
I explained that [county] is an escorting desert and it's hard to make a living here, I want to live in a city and maybe train in massage and doing nails so I can get a part time job in a salon (this may or may not be true, my personal life and day job are nothing to do with my escorting!).

"ah I see fair enough but big cities as im originally from one has lots off cheap European escorts!!! and apartments cost big bucks will be good to have a chat tomorrow with ya and im dout your going to be a escort all your live ...
part time and normal job think is way forward x"

I said "No offence but I can make my own choices, I'll be checking emails tomorrow morning xx"

.. Didn't want to tell him to get lost but I'm definitely not going to see him now.. Doing incalls, moving to a city and going full time are big decisions which I didn't ask for his useless advice on.
He seems to think escorts are jobless idiots, doesn't support the idea of escorting being a legitimate career choice and I have no words for the 'cheap Europeans' comments. I think the World Cup has stolen all my usual clients

I don't normally post on this thread but I had this cracker of a proposal today, I found the translations hilarious 

Hi, my English is not good.
I love fat women.
I live in Turkey.
Would you please come to Turkey? How much you'll pay if you want.
No Turkey fat lady like you
I'm looking for on the internet can not find.
My e-mail address **************
I look forward to your reply.

 
I made a translation to be understood from other sites
I've been translating for understanding from other sites
 
Hi, my English is not good.
I love fat women.
I live in Turkey.
Would you come to Turkey?
How much money you want to give it to you.
Like you don't have the fat lady in Turkey.
I can't find you on the Internet the fat lady.
My email address is ****************
I'm waiting for the answer.


 
Hi, my English is not good.
I love fat women.
I live in Turkey.
Can you just step in to Turkey?
how much to give.
Like you don't have a fat woman in Turkey.
I'm looking for on the Internet as you can not find the fat lady.
My email address is *****************
I'm waiting for your response simple person.

yeah totally not much jobs out there that pay me millions to do fack all tho haha

what has being 22 got to do with not driving?!

Indeed! My other half has been driving since he was 17!