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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5715 on: 09 June 2014, 06:04:09 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 09 June 2014, 05:57:55 pm
Ok its been a long day - and just now I was told that I was being obstructive (or some such nonsence) just because I said I needed a minumum of 30 minutes notice, jeez   :FF

Then some idiot rings up, firstly asking about webcam services, then says 'can I come over for a BJ'. I am halfway thro explaining 'you book me for my time not per service.......' then the asshole rings up on me!

Ha he would hate me, I'm minimum of 3 hours.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5716 on: 09 June 2014, 06:13:24 pm »
90 mins notice is perfect for me if I don't have anyone else booked in x
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ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5717 on: 10 June 2014, 07:56:44 am »
I have some twit who every weeks asks 'are you free now' so I kicked off at him yesterday and he snaps saying he has a family so cannot text in advance or plan, so I said most of my clients are married men, they book in advance or at least give me an hours notice but I still cant do 'available now' appointments, I need at least an hours notice.  So the stupid twit texts back, well I have been texting you since 8.30 am, its now 9.15 I will be there in 15 mins and that's you hours notice ... so I told him politely to book another service provider as I clearly cannot cater to his short notice demands ... idiot.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5718 on: 10 June 2014, 11:43:34 am »
It amazes me how so many of them think they will be greeted at the door  with a happy escort who will then tried her best to please him with that sort of attitude x
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chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5719 on: 10 June 2014, 02:45:04 pm »
"Now the weather is good im looking for a naughty outdoors meet babe at a beach, wooded area, field or anywhere we can get naked in the outdoors. Im willing to travel a bit closer to you if you know a place? X x"

Pretty sure I'd rather not be a sex offender ;D
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ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5720 on: 10 June 2014, 02:54:35 pm »
Quote from: chloe_ on 10 June 2014, 02:45:04 pm
"Now the weather is good im looking for a naughty outdoors meet babe at a beach, wooded area, field or anywhere we can get naked in the outdoors. Im willing to travel a bit closer to you if you know a place? X x"

Pretty sure I'd rather not be a sex offender ;D

LOL
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5721 on: 11 June 2014, 10:45:41 pm »
LOL

Got a guy that wants schoolgirl rp, for me to sit on his knee and tell him all the naughty things I've been doing while he plays with me and then makes me play with myself in front of him and come before spanking and then coming over my face and tits.

All good and well...except for the fact he wants it all done in 10-15 minutes...takes me longer than an hour to come on command  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5722 on: 12 June 2014, 12:09:21 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 11 June 2014, 10:45:41 pm
LOL

Got a guy that wants schoolgirl rp, for me to sit on his knee and tell him all the naughty things I've been doing while he plays with me and then makes me play with myself in front of him and come before spanking and then coming over my face and tits.

All good and well...except for the fact he wants it all done in 10-15 minutes...takes me longer than an hour to come on command  :D

Fanatist, the chance of him actually turning up is slim.
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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5723 on: 12 June 2014, 08:49:06 am »
Quote from: sweet jane on 05 June 2014, 03:18:09 pm
'Hello Madam!!!
my name is xxxxx ,im 18!!!
my parents send me for 3 weeks in London ,study english!!!
can i  visit you for bdsm session???
i have enough money,
im virgin never try girl,but i wonna try strap on from mature women.
i interesting for strap on,submission,golden rain ,and maybe fisting
thanks'
Sounds like an actual genuine client I had. 18 year old chinese male. Took me ages to get rid of him as I saw hinm once and he kept trying to rebook and turn up out of the blue. He wanted every kink in the book for a discount rate in about 15 mins. He was creepy and unemotional. He looked like a murderer.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5724 on: 12 June 2014, 12:43:42 pm »
I had a client about 3 weeks ago who looked like a serial killer and acted like one too, I asked him to leave after 10 minutes and on the way out he asked if he could see me again? Wtf?
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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5725 on: 12 June 2014, 09:00:08 pm »
So polite:

"Can i start off by saying you have an incredible body, incredible!

I am a twenty year old student living in **** looking to have fun with a MILF model like yourself.

I was wondering what sort of availability you have over the next month and if it's not too cheeky to have a picture of you that isn't on your website.

I hope you're well.

Thanks very much!

James"

"Milf model?" But I'm 27 and I'm not a mother or a model!

Also, No.
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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5726 on: 12 June 2014, 09:08:49 pm »
Oh good. My first scam! "LOL" indeed
!
"AM MARK J*** FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME
(+4407031949***) I WILL NEED YOU
ON MY VACATION TOUR TO AFRICA ON THE 19TH OF MAY   AND I WILL BE THERE
FOR 8DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA.I JUST
CHECK YOUR ADS OUT AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU .PLEASE
MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD
SUM. HOPE 1,500 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS OK. AND AN
UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE.ALL
NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED BY ME SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO
ME ASAP. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME . PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP
BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT HAND BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY.LOL  JUST MAIL
ME BACK OKAY."
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5727 on: 12 June 2014, 09:18:26 pm »
why are scams always in caps lock?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5728 on: 13 June 2014, 12:47:29 am »
Idiot.....Hi Hun what can I get for ?20

Me.....Well you could get a large pizza, side order or drink plus they deliver to your door  :) or KFC large bargain bucket and soft drink, but you would have to collect yourself.....decision is yours.

Idiot.....Not what I was thinking of, but thanks anyway.

Me.....No problem, happy to assist.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5729 on: 13 June 2014, 07:14:29 am »
Brilliant  ;D x
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