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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5700 on: 07 June 2014, 01:10:48 am »
I answered a call on Monday from someone who straight away I knew was a TW so I said I wasn't free. He then text "fuck you you cheap woman".  I like to reply calmly to these as it's not what they hope for so I text "At least I can get sex, lol". He replied "for love, not money. Shame on you. God will sort you people".

Like, why did you bother to phone me then! I didn't phone you!
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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5701 on: 07 June 2014, 01:01:44 pm »
Just got this email, Im so excited  ;D
I really dont get whats in some guys minds

hey

you couldnt help me with no money
buy any chance in need of a woman
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5702 on: 07 June 2014, 01:19:37 pm »
Message via Vivastreet.

Him: Hi I'm in xxxxxxx I've got ?40 what will that get me?

Me: Your hand?


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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5703 on: 07 June 2014, 03:59:28 pm »
a text came through  after id removed my available sign and mobile number yesterday from a complete unknown person id never spoken too text reads  " hey you forgot me "   ::)
what do they expect if they never were known in the first place lol !!!

« Last Edit: 07 June 2014, 04:01:07 pm by Erotic flower »
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5704 on: 07 June 2014, 04:41:01 pm »
AW message:

"I'd love to be balls deep in you x"

Good for you!
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Freya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5705 on: 07 June 2014, 04:57:21 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 June 2014, 07:46:20 pm
"Hey I'm jay I'm 19 I live in xxx and I'm looking for someone to do some duo work with I'm the xxx area, I have been escorting since I was 17 I've done duo work in the past and it has gone really well, let me know if you would be interested and we'll talk about getting things set up! "

 ::)

Ooh, bit like taking on an apprentice, is there a government grant available?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5706 on: 07 June 2014, 10:31:01 pm »

How does one get to have a go at that juicy pussy?


That's one of the quickest routes to my block list ::)
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5707 on: 08 June 2014, 01:41:26 am »
Funny how these morons think we sit here 24/7 with soaking wet pussy's lol  ::)
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5708 on: 08 June 2014, 08:54:29 am »
at 23.00 a text came through In capitals  I NEED YOU NOW
I did reply do you require ambulance police or fire brigade?  lol but  i got no reply after that  :o
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5709 on: 08 June 2014, 12:04:05 pm »
Quote from: Erotic flower on 08 June 2014, 08:54:29 am
at 23.00 a text came through In capitals  I NEED YOU NOW
I did reply do you require ambulance police or fire brigade?  lol but  i got no reply after that  :o

Don't forget Coast Guard :-D
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5710 on: 08 June 2014, 12:52:00 pm »
Text comes in this morning saying........

Him: I love you darling

Me: Who's this?

Him: I want to meet with you next Monday, is it possible? Please my name is Debbie.

Me: Fuck off creep!

Him: Darling this is my new nickname. I love you very much.

Blocked!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5711 on: 08 June 2014, 01:30:16 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 08 June 2014, 12:52:00 pm
Text comes in this morning saying........

Him: I love you darling

Me: Who's this?

Him: I want to meet with you next Monday, is it possible? Please my name is Debbie.

Me: Fuck off creep!

Him: Darling this is my new nickname. I love you very much.

Blocked!
I got a Debbie the other day..claimed she was a 22 year old woman. Told her to ring me and she said she couldn't as she was with her mum...hmmm
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5712 on: 08 June 2014, 02:06:56 pm »
I wonder if "Debbie" reads this forum lol x
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chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5713 on: 08 June 2014, 02:45:33 pm »
Logged into AW after a few days off and got this

"You do bareback, unprotected sex?"

I replied with
   
"Yeah with everyone, so if you do it with me there's a good chance you could get an STD. HIV if you're lucky.
ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?"

No patience for that kind of idiot, who on earth thinks unprotected sex is okay in this day and age?! :FF
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5714 on: 09 June 2014, 05:57:55 pm »
Ok its been a long day - and just now I was told that I was being obstructive (or some such nonsence) just because I said I needed a minumum of 30 minutes notice, jeez   :FF

Then some idiot rings up, firstly asking about webcam services, then says 'can I come over for a BJ'. I am halfway thro explaining 'you book me for my time not per service.......' then the asshole rings up on me!


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