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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5550 on: 29 April 2014, 01:15:14 pm »
Yes true, I was lucky my guy is very placid x
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5551 on: 29 April 2014, 06:43:49 pm »
This text came out of the blue.

"Hi any chance of a quickie some time? I would like you to be my oral sex toy, and I may reward you with use of my cock obviously I'll use your mouth again to remind you of your purpose."

How can a girl refuse! I told him that I no longer provide a submissive service. He got a bit knarked haha.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5552 on: 30 April 2014, 01:07:59 am »
him texting me: I bet u wanna ride my cock now

me: Of course, just let me know when you can pay for a booking

looser  ;D
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5553 on: 30 April 2014, 02:00:10 pm »
him texting me: I bet u wanna ride my cock now

me: Of course, just let me know when you can pay for a booking

looser  ;D

Ha. If I get ones like that, I text back 'Who is this, and why are you texting my husband?'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5554 on: 30 April 2014, 05:08:13 pm »
"What's your availability like for next week? It would have to be after midnight. I'm married, hope that's ok?"

Oooooooooh, just how much do I want to give this guy GFE while his wife is sleeping in the house? And at silly o' clock? Jackpot!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5555 on: 02 May 2014, 09:03:17 pm »
#1 I see you do half an hour for 70, would you do 15 mins for 35?
No
#2 ok, well can I ask, have you ever or would you ever change payment because you enjoyed yourself so much and wanted to keep their custom?
No
#3 ok, how much would it be for two girls for half an hour?
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5556 on: 02 May 2014, 11:35:52 pm »
Hahahahaha  ;D x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5557 on: 03 May 2014, 10:07:42 am »
Texter: Hello their xxx

Me: Sorry my name is not Their, you must have wrong number

Texter: Come on sexy

Me: Excuse me? I Don't who you think your talking to but it sure as hell ain't me

Texter: Lol

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5558 on: 03 May 2014, 01:15:59 pm »
I blocked two guys yesterday based purely on their usernames. It may be picky but do I really wanna meet someone who wants to be named donkeypunch or bigveinycock! blech


Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5559 on: 03 May 2014, 01:33:32 pm »
I thought I was the only one who blocked guys based on their usernames, glad it ain't just me.

I had a client email me last week from England I think who was going to be in Glasgow this week on business who wrote a polite enough email but he asked me for an outcall (which I don't do) to a hotel in town, wanted to meet in a bar (which I'd never, ever do as discretion is very important to me, this is my home town and I don't want to be seen out with clients) who asked me to wear leather blah blah blah (when I've made it clear that I don't take clothing requests, I always look the part and make an effort but I won't have someone tell me what to wear, if your not comfortable in what your wearing then it will only show in your service especially leather in public looking like a cheap happy hooker) and this guy just so happened to have a crude, off putting username.

My response to him was that I don't meet with anyone who doesn't read my profile. By reading his email, it's clear that we're incompatible and his username alone tells me that then I blocked him. Username was Cheshire Fuck!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5560 on: 03 May 2014, 02:24:29 pm »
^Cheshire? Oh goody, he's from my neck of the woods. Will keep an eye out for that one.  ;D

If anyone has a crude or disrespectful username, it's a no. How difficult is it to be like johnsmith28361 or MrBrownEyes or something. Not, like, pussybasher or milffucker or wannalickyourfilthyass or whatever. I do not want to do BUSINESS (we are running businesses not getting our jollies) with that kind of guy.

Someone contacted me with serial killer's name once. I was like "really? really? that's the impression you want to give when approaching sex workers, members of society frequently targeted by serial killers because they're seen as disposable?" He said it was a joke. "Hilarious." *Block*.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5561 on: 05 May 2014, 01:46:10 pm »
"Hi. I am looking for a regular discreet meeting. I could book a hotel near you and I can pick you up and return you afterwards.
I can offer ?180 for an 90 mins incl BB on a private arrangement.
If you are interested can you leave a contact number?
Thanks"

::) at 'private arrangement'.. I reminded him I am a prossy and it is business. Getting in cars with strangers and doing BB.. I'll pass ;D Even says on my profile I drive and have own car.
I never believe this 'regular arrangement' thing, all my actual regulars set out looking for a one time punt and if they liked me, kept booking. Whenever someone says it now before we've even met I think '.. yeah right!'.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5562 on: 06 May 2014, 06:51:04 am »
It's annoying how you can't copy and paste adult work emails on an iPhone.

Anyway I just had a guy email me saying he's hosting a 10 man gang bank and he wants me to be the star (his words) and he's offering me ?350 for a 2 hour session.

I won't go into my usual rant about how some of these morons don't bother to read my profile but I seriously couldn't think of anything worse than being fucked by 10 guys for 2 hours  :(

And not to mention the fact that I make between ?2000-?2600 for meeting with 10 guys for 2 hours each.

You couldn't offer me 10 grand for 2 hours worth of getting fucked off 10 guys, personally I'd feel absolutely horrendous but each to their own.

Guy has no feedback, goes on about how genuine he is blah blah blah!
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5563 on: 06 May 2014, 06:56:00 am »
Plus with him wanting to pimp me out for a couple of hours to a line up of horny men, is that not a big bit illegal??

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5564 on: 06 May 2014, 07:19:33 am »
Caller asks *postcode *?
not hi or id like to see you today !
just hung up on him added to block list