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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5520 on: 25 April 2014, 02:51:36 pm »
"Can I ask if you will extend your Nottingham tour to include Lincoln, I'm sick of all the old slags here."

Yeesh
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5521 on: 25 April 2014, 02:58:49 pm »
Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 25 April 2014, 02:51:36 pm
"Can I ask if you will extend your Nottingham tour to include Lincoln, I'm sick of all the old slags here."

Yeesh

How delightfully...charming.
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aliceinwanderland

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5522 on: 25 April 2014, 06:44:58 pm »
Had my first female timewaster today. It was so exciting, I stayed on the phone for like 10 minutes while she went through her fantasies :)...really want a woman play partner, need you to steal me away while my co-workers are in the other room, would you like to fuck a large black guy...i like to be dominated...

I finally hung up. But she got her free, though rather unresponsive phone sex. I just couldn't put down the phone I was in so much awe. Women do it too!!!!!!

OOH, NEW IDEAS ;)
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5523 on: 25 April 2014, 07:57:00 pm »
Quote from: aliceinwanderland on 25 April 2014, 06:44:58 pm
Had my first female timewaster today. It was so exciting, I stayed on the phone for like 10 minutes while she went through her fantasies :)...really want a woman play partner, need you to steal me away while my co-workers are in the other room, would you like to fuck a large black guy...i like to be dominated...

I finally hung up. But she got her free, though rather unresponsive phone sex. I just couldn't put down the phone I was in so much awe. Women do it too!!!!!!

OOH, NEW IDEAS ;)

Germaine greer would be proud haha
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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5524 on: 25 April 2014, 09:13:19 pm »
Quote from: aliceinwanderland on 25 April 2014, 06:44:58 pm
Had my first female timewaster today. It was so exciting, I stayed on the phone for like 10 minutes while she went through her fantasies :)...really want a woman play partner, need you to steal me away while my co-workers are in the other room, would you like to fuck a large black guy...i like to be dominated...

I finally hung up. But she got her free, though rather unresponsive phone sex. I just couldn't put down the phone I was in so much awe. Women do it too!!!!!!

OOH, NEW IDEAS ;)

Think I've had this one- did she have a really strong southern accent, and talk about her job requiring her to travel round the uk and stay in hotels a lot? And wanting you to go to xhamster and watch a clip of her in some sort of gangbang whilst on the phone to her... That's when I disengaged myself. Was quite annoyed that I'd allowed her to ramble on for so long, bbut she started the call with how she was nervous, never done this before, blah blah. Lol she was asking me about whether I preferred black cock or white cock, what's the naughtiest thing I'd ever done etc. I fobbed her off that I was in Asda when I realised she was a fantasist- so she rang back later asking me to go watch her on xhamster.
Told her I was busy and to let me know if/when shed like a booking. She must have lost my number...
I was pretty shocked with this behaviour from a woman!
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Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5525 on: 25 April 2014, 09:38:18 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 25 April 2014, 09:13:19 pm
Quote from: aliceinwanderland on 25 April 2014, 06:44:58 pm
Had my first female timewaster today. It was so exciting, I stayed on the phone for like 10 minutes while she went through her fantasies :)...really want a woman play partner, need you to steal me away while my co-workers are in the other room, would you like to fuck a large black guy...i like to be dominated...

I finally hung up. But she got her free, though rather unresponsive phone sex. I just couldn't put down the phone I was in so much awe. Women do it too!!!!!!

OOH, NEW IDEAS ;)
She's been doing it for years.

Think I've had this one- did she have a really strong southern accent, and talk about her job requiring her to travel round the uk and stay in hotels a lot? And wanting you to go to xhamster and watch a clip of her in some sort of gangbang whilst on the phone to her... That's when I disengaged myself. Was quite annoyed that I'd allowed her to ramble on for so long, bbut she started the call with how she was nervous, never done this before, blah blah. Lol she was asking me about whether I preferred black cock or white cock, what's the naughtiest thing I'd ever done etc. I fobbed her off that I was in Asda when I realised she was a fantasist- so she rang back later asking me to go watch her on xhamster.
Told her I was busy and to let me know if/when shed like a booking. She must have lost my number...
I was pretty shocked with this behaviour from a woman!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5526 on: 26 April 2014, 03:16:55 am »
Yep I have had her twice on a withheld number.
First time was when I was totally new.She wittered on about booking me for her and her lesbian lover in a posh hotel in Yorkshire but I had to be discreet as her lover was in fact an actress in Eastenders....she then started on about how her and her gf might like to watch me with a black fella...
Second time and 3 years later I just said look love you are more famous than your supposed lover...you are known all across the internet as crazy cat lady fantacist....get off my phone and go flick yourself off to Jezza Kyle instead!
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Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5527 on: 26 April 2014, 07:13:55 am »
"We are 2 men who want to buy you, phone me back" voicemail following call 3am this morning. ::)
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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5528 on: 26 April 2014, 01:05:18 pm »
My personal fave, short and sweet:
"I'm 18 and want to lose my virginity. Do I have to bring my own condoms and are you tight I don't want to be shagging a bucket. Aha."

Aha.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5529 on: 26 April 2014, 03:49:47 pm »
Does he think he is Alan Partridge?
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AliceRed

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5530 on: 26 April 2014, 04:41:58 pm »
Quote from: Rosa on 26 April 2014, 07:13:55 am
"We are 2 men who want to buy you, phone me back" voicemail following call 3am this morning. ::)

Translation: "we are two jackasses who've been out drinking and failed to pull, so we assumed you'd be awake at 3am just hoping for a call from two casanovas such as us.".  ;D
Also buy you? You an action figure? Lol.
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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5531 on: 26 April 2014, 06:23:20 pm »
Quote from: bibi on 26 April 2014, 03:49:47 pm
Does he think he is Alan Partridge?

 ;D  ;D
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aliceinwanderland

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5532 on: 27 April 2014, 11:21:02 pm »
Quote from: bibi on 26 April 2014, 03:16:55 am
Yep I have had her twice on a withheld number.
First time was when I was totally new.She wittered on about booking me for her and her lesbian lover in a posh hotel in Yorkshire but I had to be discreet as her lover was in fact an actress in Eastenders....she then started on about how her and her gf might like to watch me with a black fella...
Second time and 3 years later I just said look love you are more famous than your supposed lover...you are known all across the internet as crazy cat lady fantacist....get off my phone and go flick yourself off to Jezza Kyle instead!

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Good to know there's ONE crazy female phone fantasist out there. NICE :D
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5533 on: 28 April 2014, 05:28:10 pm »
Text comes through.......

Him: Hi K, I seen u a few months ago but ballsed up etc. sorry. Am in glasgow tom could u recommend anyone or company ?

Me: What?

Him: I seen u a few months ago. I'm in glasgow tom and wondered if u knew anyone I could see?

Me: I think you need to not text me, I am not an escort guide.....that's what adultwork for.

I always get annoyed when guys phone asking for a booking and when I say I am not available they ask if I have any friends they could see but this is a new one where the guy contacts me (an independent escort) to see who else he could see?? I wonder what goes through some of their heads, seriously!

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5534 on: 28 April 2014, 05:36:22 pm »
And now he's just text saying he messed up our last appointment but regrets messing me about cause when he met me he thought I was stunning and really enjoyed meeting me lol. I didn't have his number saved so I don't know what he's talking about but he's shot himself in the foot here!
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