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Mistress-Devon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5475 on: 16 April 2014, 07:21:39 pm »
I must agree with you...

Im a Dominatrix who advertises on aw... Therefore I offer GFE and PSE automatically??

Hah the look on their face when they see me in a leather outfit armed with a strap on... Love it

I get really pissed off when they say "Oh I don't have internet to look at your profile..." and you got my number how exactly?
Best one today "I just GRABBED your number and left the office...."

I thought my name MISTRESS DEVON was a dead give away, apparently not

READ PROFILES YOU STUPID MEN

AliceRed

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5476 on: 16 April 2014, 07:45:43 pm »
The "your profile doesn't say whether you offer X or Y, will you do them?" makes me lol.
Well if they're not on my list of services you can go ahead and assume no. Like, I don't go to a restaurant and expect a huge list of meals they won't cook for me, just a menu of the ones they do. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5477 on: 16 April 2014, 08:02:49 pm »
I must agree with you...

Im a Dominatrix who advertises on aw... Therefore I offer GFE and PSE automatically??

Hah the look on their face when they see me in a leather outfit armed with a strap on... Love it

I get really pissed off when they say "Oh I don't have internet to look at your profile..." and you got my number how exactly?
Best one today "I just GRABBED your number and left the office...."

I thought my name MISTRESS DEVON was a dead give away, apparently not

READ PROFILES YOU STUPID MEN

PAHAHA my friend she doms on cam and the guys get really pissed off with her when she is rude.... no shit!

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5478 on: 17 April 2014, 07:48:17 pm »
A client today enquired about him and his wife. I gave a price that was lower than 2 'lots of my out call hourly rate. He replied with will need to think about it. I thought to myself if cannot afford don't play simple as that. That is the last time I try to be reasonable like that.

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5479 on: 17 April 2014, 08:44:49 pm »
After a month of correspondence with this guy, I genuinely believe he is bat shit crazy.

Beginning of March I received an email asking for an outcall to West Ayton (small village somewhere near Scarborough) I'm in Leeds so I told him I wasn't willing to drive that far. He sent me an essay about how he has his own business and will pay extra to cover travel etc, so I said that's fine but I'd require a deposit upfront. He said no, I'm trustworthy so of course I refused. I thought that would be the end of it. Every hour I received long texts explaining how he wasn't willing to pay a deposit but wanted a booking, and how it would actually benefit me to see him as he was "young and attractive so wouldn't that be a nice change? And I'm getting really good at playing my guitar and I'm looking to join a band so I might be famous soon"  What. The. Fuck?!
About 10 messages a day, talking about how hed be famous one day and then I'd be sorry that I hadn't been to see him. How hed be my regular etc. And my personal favourite; he wasn't willing to pay a deposit, but hed come from Scarborough to Leeds to meet me for a coffee so I could see that he was genuine:
"I'll even buy you one of those coffees with a leaf in the froth, would you like that Claire?"
Let me point out I had stopped replying a week ago when he first declined to pay a deposit. At this point I threatened to report him for harrasment and the txts stopped.
My phone had an accident so I put my sim in a new one, losing all my contacts in the process.
A couple of weeks later I received a txt asking for an incall in 2 hours time. All arranged and confirmed etc, then 10 minutes before the booking was due to start I txted to check he was nearly here...: "I'm not coming. I don't want to see a prostitute" erm... And before I could respond "I'm gonna buy a new guitar instead, I'm gonna be famous soon so I don't need to see a prostitute"
At that point I twigged  and blocked his number, which I couldn't on my old phone.

What a fruit loop!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5480 on: 17 April 2014, 08:48:11 pm »
Fuck me, I wouldn't go to West Ayton and I'm in Scarborough :D.

Mistress-Devon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5481 on: 18 April 2014, 07:31:36 pm »
Just got this text..

sexy master down in (insert town) for one night, willing to pay 300 cash for ALL night

Woweee... my luck is in lol

Not only do I not submit to masters, im also x4 that price for ALL night lol

NOT FOR ME TA...

frankiework

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5482 on: 19 April 2014, 10:21:43 am »
I seem to be getting them all this week.

Twit - I'm skint but I have an Iphone 4, it's worth loads, can we swap for that?
Me - I already have a phone
Twit - Yes, but you can sell it
Me - Why don't you sell it before you come round and then you will have the cash?
Twit - I tried, it is broken so no one will have it.
Me - *Click*     :FF

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5483 on: 19 April 2014, 11:47:29 am »
OMG lol what an idiot, haha x

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5484 on: 19 April 2014, 01:03:40 pm »
My guy this morning on aw said this:

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Hi, it's the young lawyer guy you saw a while ago.

If you ever want to exchange your services for my help/advice with law and your studying then let me know :) x'

My response:

'Haha, that's brilliant by far the best email Ive had today...

I think i'll go to my tutor get free help and charge you anyway :)

Thanks all the same

R x'

To then recieve this:

'It was a genuinely friendly offer. No need to be a dick.

One thing you should learn about a career in law. Never turn down a helping hand. Good luck getting a job with no contacts :) x'

Oh I do apologise Mr grade A you havent even passed your degree student, i'm just desperate to shag you for an hour for your topclass help...

LOL
x

kinkyboots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5485 on: 20 April 2014, 01:58:05 pm »

I've had two accounts on adultwork over the past 18 months, and the same person has done the same thing on both of them. It's an account called "Pro male" claiming to live at a seafront apartment, the account has one feedback but from "member inactive" so i've no idea whether somebodies seen them or they've left their own feedback (it happens ive been told)

I always specify on my profile that i need a minimum of two hours notice for an outcall, yet they keep emailing me at random intervals, usually late at night, asking for an outcall within that hour, or at a time when my profile states i'll be unavailable. This happens numerous times a week and when i've offered them an incall as i'd be able to accomodate those easier, he says he doesn't like incalls and prefers to be at home. Fair enough.

He's sent something a bit peculiar before saying "can you come and see me at my seafront apartment for an hour, and i'll take you for a rib eye steak afterwards ;)" Thats not very professional is it? To assume i'd want to go for a meal with him afterwards, presumably for free by the way he's written it

Then today for example, just five minutes ago he says he wants an hours outcall (which i require a minimum of two notice for) but has to be out for half past three? How is that doable when it's already five to two in the afternoon.

It just seems like every time they want an appointment (there's been at least 10-15 occasions i kid you not) they know full well that it'll not be a possibility under the requested circumstances, so i'm not sure what his game is.

I've never had such difficulty with a client booking before in all of my escorting time (around 2 years)

I checked their profile today after they emailed they are now advertising as a "pro male escort" at ?100 an hour  :FF

What is this guy?  ???

He's now blocked. Something i should of done a long time ago. Alarm bells!

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5486 on: 20 April 2014, 02:03:08 pm »
Make sure you also block him from being able to book you as well just incase he takes umbrage and tries to leave shitty feedback.Just sounds like a common all garden dickhead from a.w who is probably emailing the same thing to a dozen girls.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5487 on: 20 April 2014, 02:10:32 pm »
Quote from: bibi link=topic=1637.msg1
Just sounds like a common all garden dickhead from a.w who is probably emailing the same thing to a dozen girls.

I agree - textbook timewaster. In fact I'm actually irritated that KB spent even the amount of time on him that it must have taken to write that post which probably means I should eat more easter egg :D.

AliceRed

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5488 on: 20 April 2014, 02:14:19 pm »
During the week, someone emailed me through AW asking for 3 hours for Sunday (today!) in the city centre. I gave a hesitant yes and told him that me must ring me to confirm with all his details before 10am on Sunday, then made plans with my friend because I gathered this dude would be a timewaster.

Logged into AW on my laptop yesterday to see this guy has four aliases, only one with feedback which was negative. ::) Not sure why the mobile app didn't show these aliases earlier. Must've been a glitch. So I realise he's either gonna cancel, or not contact me again. Sure enough at 4:20am he emails claiming he's been in a car accident and can't make the booking.

So I'm off out to the beer garden! Happy Easter everyone!
« Last Edit: 20 April 2014, 09:34:51 pm by AliceRed »

KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5489 on: 20 April 2014, 03:01:13 pm »
Actually this was just me being a smart ass:

I got a text at 1am this morning (Easter Sunday): "RU Available Later?"

I replied, "It already is later. Christ has risen. Go to bed."