An e-mail I got a few days ago:

Hi Ana,

Hope you're doing well. I cannot afford your services but I'm currently a student looking forward to meeting you.

I'm willing to offer my services in return for yours. What can I offer? I am very good at reading the financial markets. I follow the markets very closely and I'm passionate about stocks.  I've made lots of my friends good money with market information and never charge them for this knowledge - an occasional meal maybe!I can give you good stock recommendations that will give you a min of 50% return on your investment within 3 months. GUARANTEED! Like you, I believe in sharing knowledge and trading services, so everyone has the benefit of learning a new trade. I am only asking you to show me your sex secrets in return for valuable market knowledge. This can make you lots of money, which will depend on how much you can invest

I await your positive response and hope to meet you soon.

Signed xxxxx


I wanted to e-mail him back that if he's soooo financially saavy, so passionate about stocks and can double everybody's money in 3 months... why is he penniless? (I'm no high class hooker).

Just asking. This kid is definately business savvy. But I think I'll pass lol

"hello, I'm texting on my friend's phone. His name is Stephen and he has an appointment booked with you in a few weeks time (he doesn't. I don't know Stephen.) something terrible has happened and he has been badly assaulted at work. Since this happened he hasn't been out of the house. We are all really worried about him. I wondered if you could possibly help. I realise this is a strange request, but could you possibly come round to his house and see him for half an hour, for free, and see if you can make him feel better about himself again. I'm sure he would book you again afterwards."

What he means is he likes the newbies because they aren't as savvy about the boundary pushers and the ones who take advantage like this guy!

As you become more experienced, you become wise to twats like this and tell them to do one......that's what he doesn't like!

Why the fuck would you take time out of your day to either go and meet this guy or for him to come and meet you for free? We sell our time and whatever happens in that time is up to the two of you! A strip tease is still a service!!!!

It's guys like this that put the decent young girls off the industry! Chancing idiot!

xx

Saw a 22 year old virgin who I initially had down as a timewaster as he messed about over a couple of bookings. In the end he was okay, a bit arrogant and he saw I wasn't impressed when he referred to me as a prossie. I put it down to nerves. He made another booking the next week, nagging for owo and anal, which he failed to show for. Then, two days later:
"can I ask, have you had a checkup since we met??
"why, what's up?". (me dreading what he's going to say, but not too worried as everything had been protected, even the brief minute of oral.)
"my body feels a bit tingly all over, and I thought there might be something wrong wiv you."

Told him "tingling body" is not a symptom, but to go docs if he was worried. I had actually had clear gum results back before his booking but I wasn't going to reassure him after he hadn't even bothered to show up. I said if he did go to have hisv"deeply concerning, very serious tingling" looked at, to be sure to let me know as I probably wouldn't sleep all week knowing he had this gravely serious tingling. The dick actually went, text me to say doc said nothing to worry about, which was a relief as it could have been very serious, and did I fancy some fun?!