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Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5430 on: 05 April 2014, 04:03:51 pm »
??? OMG, feel so guilty-he has just e-mailed me pics of him with girl mates-faces not blurred and his graduation pics, it was his proper e-mail too, really polite e-mail too saying he understands me needing pics....I just assumed he was another chancer/timewaster looking for wank fodder!!! Bless them, there are innocent good guys out there x I'm soo gonna do some Vagina Selfies and send them him....not xxx Better chat to him  :P

I can understand him needing a photo of your face before meeting but your vagina?  Why?  does he think yours is so vastly different to everyone elses.  yes they all look different up to a point but they all are pretty much the same as well.  Also please remember as he did not send you a selfie he could have just taken one from facebook or similar seeing as it had other people in it. 
He doesn't need bum and Vagina photos at all.  He wants them to wank over so he then wont need to meet you and pay.

Why not say instead of photos lets Skype for a minute or two so we can both see what the other looks like.  That way he doesn't have photos of your face vag and arse to show to all his mates.  Literally go on Skype say heelo and say ok now we both know what the other looks like so I will see you for your booking BYE and disconnect.

This sort of approach "I wanna see wor I'm gettin" really puts me off, and I'll usually flag them up as trouble - and 9 times out of ten someone using this approach does prove to be badgerer, and more trouble than they are worth.

Luckily there are other clients who don't need that much 'persuasion'.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5431 on: 05 April 2014, 08:50:00 pm »
??? OMG, feel so guilty-he has just e-mailed me pics of him with girl mates-faces not blurred and his graduation pics, it was his proper e-mail too, really polite e-mail too saying he understands me needing pics....I just assumed he was another chancer/timewaster looking for wank fodder!!! Bless them, there are innocent good guys out there x I'm soo gonna do some Vagina Selfies and send them him....not xxx Better chat to him  :P

do  a reverse search on gooogle-images for that picture, maybe it pops up on somemones FB or who knows and helps you find out if he is genuine or not
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5432 on: 07 April 2014, 04:42:05 pm »
How could I say no to this guy

Im looking for an outcall on Monday 12th May in a Derby City Hotel. From 2pm until 11am the next morning. (So 21hrs). Im offering ?250 and all booze is on me.

Im NOT looking for a GFE but want to be having a sexual marathon throughout the whole time - with just a few hrs sleep and plenty of alcohol.

If we get on, then im prepared to make it at least once a month.

I want us to be naked for the whole time, apart from u in stockings and heels: Im hoping u do anal, owo, cim and have toys.

Im a 32 yrs old British born n bred Indian........ Im straight up and honest, and don't wanna mess u around.

How does that sound? xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5433 on: 07 April 2014, 05:54:29 pm »
Had a "which one are you" today, I know some guys have a list of a few girls to ring which is fine, had a missed call during a booking, text back sorry I missed your call, he called back and first thing he said was " which one are you?" I hate it! At least have some manners and respect and know who is who, am I over reacting?
« Last Edit: 07 April 2014, 05:56:44 pm by Nia Hope »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5434 on: 07 April 2014, 10:52:36 pm »
No it's just rude and smacks of 'Any hole will do'.Clients like these moan about bait and switch but if they don't even know who they are calling you could tell them anything if you were so inclined.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5435 on: 07 April 2014, 11:05:57 pm »
I usually ignore texts - and took my phone number off AW for a while because they were doing my head in - but these jokers.

Every two days for the last week. "Hi hun will u do bj in car if so where can we meet" calling himself John, Phil, and Dave, as if I'm that easily fooled. A blowie in a carpark sounds a lot like the relaxed GFE I offer, don't it.

Also "let me give you 60 for an hour I live in ______". Swiftly told him no. "How much u want." Nothing from you, honey. Nothing at all. Off you pop.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5436 on: 07 April 2014, 11:36:21 pm »
Anyone else get this gem?

Hello,

I see that you don't do in-calls, is this because you do not have a place to meet guy's?

Well how about using my place in Prestwich, at postcode: (ladadadada)

Most guys cannot accomodate, so you would probably get a lot more work if you have somewhere to meet guys.

I've had a good working relationship with a BBW called (random lady) but she has just gone halfs with another lady to rent their own apartment.

I also have a sexy MILF called: (another random lady!) stay at my place every Thursday & Friday and she does 3-4 jobs a day.

So the way it works is that you get an in-call and give the guy my postcode (he gets the rest when he gets here), say it's at 1pm then you be at my place about 12.40pm then I leave and for your security I patrol the street to see him get out of his car and I take a photo of his registration number, then basically I get paid for going for a walk!

Then when the guy has gone then you text me, I come back in, then you pay me: If it's 10 mins, 30 mins or even an hour then I get ?10 (8am to 6pm) & if it's 6pm to 11pm then it's ?15 for up to an hour.

My apartment is very discreet with entryphone and is in a nice area with plenty of free parking.

This would be a purely Non-Sexual and Professional relationship.

Regards: (yet another troll)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5437 on: 07 April 2014, 11:46:46 pm »
then I leave and for your security I patrol the street to see him get out of his car and I take a photo of his registration number, then basically I get paid for going for a walk!

If he tried 'patrolling' up and down the path photographing people's cars in my street, I'd give him about five minutes to enjoy his walk before somebody called the rozzers :D.

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5438 on: 08 April 2014, 12:46:24 am »
Hahaha, AW email:

 "Hello,

I would like to attract your attention to my reverse booking because I like your profil. Please let me know if you are interested.

Reverse Booking Overnight 400?
I will be in London this week end, I would like to spend an evening and possibly the night with a nice young girl. After meeting at an appropriate place, we can go out for a drink or a meal and get to know each other better before going back to my Hotel. I can offer 300? to 400? for the night + outing expenses of coarse. Let me know if you are interested and we can start working out the details.'


Jealous of my awesome offer of about 1/3 of my usual rate? Maybe he'll let me bring a friend  :)


This made me spit my wine out. Omg. This job never ceases to amaze me

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shatteredpan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5439 on: 08 April 2014, 11:29:15 am »
There's some real gems out there xD

Had one tonight, an outcall. He kept telling me to hurry (even though I told him how long it would take me to get there and he said that it was fine). Apparently, I didn't hurry fast enough... Got to his place at the same time his girlfriend got home.

Lost that client pretty quick XDD

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5440 on: 08 April 2014, 11:50:26 am »
Had a "which one are you" today, I know some guys have a list of a few girls to ring which is fine, had a missed call during a booking, text back sorry I missed your call, he called back and first thing he said was " which one are you?" I hate it! At least have some manners and respect and know who is who, am I over reacting?

It's ok, I hate this too. It is rude but the reason for it being a deal breaker for me is that if he doesn't even know my name or who I am then I very much doubt he knows anything about me and what I offer which causes me nothing but problems so I just don't see them x

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5441 on: 08 April 2014, 12:33:34 pm »
Put my ad back on vivastreet today. Now I remember why I took it down. my phone has been non stop with t/w and creeps.

A guy calls me about my services and I tell him I don't do a - levels. He asks is there anything he can offer to change my mind and I say no. Pleasant enough call he says he will call back when he would like to make an appointment. Fast forward 5 hours later and he calls back. Asks me for my measurements again! Then the following convo happens.

Him: "so, do you model?"

Me: *sigh as I can see where this is going* No I don't.

Him: Why's that, is it because you are shy?

Me: No love, I'm a prostitute not a model.

Him: *embarressed laughter* It's just that I have a clothing website and I am looking for a plus sized model.

Me: Great well I don't know why you are talking to a hooker, perhaps speak to a plus sized model?

Him: ok, so I know you said earlier that you don't do anal but I am indian and our cocks are not very big.

Me: I don't care how big your cock is it's not going up my arse.

Him: look I am not being pushy but...

Me: yes you are being pushy, I'm terminating this call and blocking you.  *click*

That was the 5th call that day that wouldn't take no for an answer on anal and all from vivastreet. I also had a guy ask me if I would fuck him for free as he was unemployed. I've now taken my number down of vivastreet they can email me from now on!

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5442 on: 08 April 2014, 05:09:13 pm »
HHJJ I had viva street phone me offering me a free months advertising, I thought ok since its a free add..:. I had it taken down that very same day.

I find that despite the fact we do get timewasters in this job, when guys are on an escorting website....they are obviously looking for an escort. Guys go on viva street to buy random shit then stubble across the escort section which gets them thinking but they don't actually have any intention of following it through.

I got harassed by complete timewasters, creeps and pushy men so your experiencing exactly what I did x
« Last Edit: 08 April 2014, 11:53:35 pm by Pink~Princess »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5443 on: 08 April 2014, 08:57:28 pm »
Ugh is Viva Street really that bad? No one within a 5 mile radius of me advertises on there, so I was gonna give it a shot, thinking there's no local competition so it might be a good idea.  :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5444 on: 08 April 2014, 09:03:36 pm »
VS is full of a lot of... whats the nicest way to word this? Twats.

I put my website on my VS ad and oddly, I've had guys calling me who have actually went off to read my website as they've referenced it. So I do like VS, provided you don't mind that you will spend more of your day going "sorry, not working" (not working for you).

I used paper advertising before, I think its probably better to compare it to that type of traffic than it is say AW or your own website. There is a thread in the Seeking/Offering bit that has an email for VS and they are actually pretty helpful now.