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shatteredpan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5340 on: 21 March 2014, 03:37:23 pm »
Ick. I got one.

One of my clients accidentally gave me the wrong address (he says he's got 'fat thumbs'). So I showed up at the wrong house, looking like an idiot, which was bad enough (I hate it when they do that, spell-check people!!!). Of course, the guy who lives in the house was confused at first as to what I was doing on his porch, but he guessed what I do for a living from the way I was dressed or smelled or something. He asked me to come in, dropped his pants, and then asked me for a 'sample of what I could do'.

I calmly and politely explained to him that I don't do freebies, any more than a plumber would fix your toilet for free because he loves plumbing that much. He said he had nothing to give me for compensation, but wanted to make an appointment for tomorrow. I let him take down my number ? I don't know why, I guess I just wasn't in the mood to argue (and he said he would call ? I make all my appointments through text).

He then bear-hugged me, and started forcing me to kiss him. I knew he didn't want there to be a commotion (he'd mentioned he was married), so I just kept struggling. Finally, I push him off me and storm to the door. The whole way there, he's touching me, grabbing me. At the door, he blocks me and says something like, 'just a little and then you may go'.

So I just kinda lightly stroked the mace canister I keep on my key chain, and I got a lot more firm and mean. I guess I scared him, because he got pissed and shoved me out of his house. It was a lot more irritating than frightening, mostly because I knew I wasn't in any real danger. Last thing that guy would want is the cops showing up, asking his wife what happened. :/

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5341 on: 21 March 2014, 03:43:55 pm »
He just sent me an email saying he is 31 so has no idea where I got 24 from  ::) He also told me that I should rewrite my profile being clear about age etc but as I just explained in my last post, I wont be doing that as it discriminates a whole group of people unfairly!

He has completely changed his profile since I first read it, probably feels like a right fudd for saying he has a 9 year university education at the age of 24 and why would he send me an email saying that I should make it clear on my profile that I don't see guys of a similar/same age if he's 31 ad NOT 24?? Crazy!

He also told me that I shouldn't judge him on his profile  ::) So what do I judge him on then? I don't know him so how else can I judge a potential client?

Wow what a nutter, really! Actually making out that I have misread his profile when he has completely changed his whole profile, has deleted all the gumf he had about rough sex and how he loves to give facials etc to hardly any content at all. Has changed his age from 24 to 31 and has changed his profile summary from LOVES ROUGH SEX TO LOVES SAFE SEX!!

And his profile say's it was last updated TODAY  ::)

I have blocked him now  ::)
« Last Edit: 21 March 2014, 03:49:20 pm by Pink~Princess »

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5342 on: 21 March 2014, 03:53:05 pm »
Ick. I got one.

One of my clients accidentally gave me the wrong address (he says he's got 'fat thumbs'). So I showed up at the wrong house, looking like an idiot, which was bad enough (I hate it when they do that, spell-check people!!!). Of course, the guy who lives in the house was confused at first as to what I was doing on his porch, but he guessed what I do for a living from the way I was dressed or smelled or something. He asked me to come in, dropped his pants, and then asked me for a 'sample of what I could do'.

I calmly and politely explained to him that I don't do freebies, any more than a plumber would fix your toilet for free because he loves plumbing that much. He said he had nothing to give me for compensation, but wanted to make an appointment for tomorrow. I let him take down my number ? I don't know why, I guess I just wasn't in the mood to argue (and he said he would call ? I make all my appointments through text).

He then bear-hugged me, and started forcing me to kiss him. I knew he didn't want there to be a commotion (he'd mentioned he was married), so I just kept struggling. Finally, I push him off me and storm to the door. The whole way there, he's touching me, grabbing me. At the door, he blocks me and says something like, 'just a little and then you may go'.

So I just kinda lightly stroked the mace canister I keep on my key chain, and I got a lot more firm and mean. I guess I scared him, because he got pissed and shoved me out of his house. It was a lot more irritating than frightening, mostly because I knew I wasn't in any real danger. Last thing that guy would want is the cops showing up, asking his wife what happened. :/

I think this belongs in the warning section. WTF???? That's a new one. Are you sure this wasn't the client himself (fat thumbs as a excuse) who pulled this stunt to try and get a grope and a freebie? What are the chances of you turning up to the wrong house, him being alone and pouncing on you like that?

What ever happened I hope you aren't considering going back there as you said you have him your number?

xx

shatteredpan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5343 on: 21 March 2014, 06:11:52 pm »
That was my first thought, so as soon as I left, I called the guy and he gave me the right address; it was right down the road and I can see how he could put in the wrong number. Thought about posting in the warning section. I know a lot of those postings are centered in the UK, and I'm in America... but I also know there's probably a lot of American lurkers on here... this is the only community that really comes up in the search engines from what I can tell. I don't have the creep's number or anything, though. He never called, I'm hoping his wife found my number written down or something and he got in trouble :/ And yeah, even if he did call, I wouldn't go back. Just a little and then I can leave? I'll leave whenever I please!

You had to block your guy? That's pretty bad behavior coming from a male escort.... Really, he should know better than anyone to respect someone's boundaries and not all people click sexually :\

And why even bring up his IQ?

"I'm smart, therefore your rules shouldn't apply to me?!" |D I don't understand why it's so hard for some people to respect other people's limits ><

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5344 on: 21 March 2014, 08:46:26 pm »
Hey sweetie

Yeah your right this site is mostly UK based but there are many American ladies who are members and there will be plenty of lurkers.

If you don't have this guys number then fair enough but if you have his address then maybe you could give the heads up on that. Maybe post the street name and state/area but don't post the house number, anyone who wants more info can PM you and ask for it!

Seeing you may have put the idea to see an escort in his mind and he clearly doesn't understand any rules or boundary's. I feel sorry for any escort who ends up seeing someone like that.

Do you do proper outcall checks before you set off?

Xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5345 on: 22 March 2014, 01:51:44 am »
Had a guy email a couple of days in advance, very polite, level-headed correspondence. Then I gave him my number by email to ring to confirm a booking for last night. Hear nothing from him, take on a booking with someone else. He texts me at 11.30pm last night with "Hi love is it too late to see you tonight?" Asking for Thursday evening and promising to give good notice and to call, noting my working hours,  doesn't equate to texting a lady that late at night when it will take 2 hours to get to you and arrange a driver. When the ones that come across well over email and have good feedback are so silly I'm like *SIGH!!!!*  :FF
« Last Edit: 22 March 2014, 02:03:11 am by MaddieMoo »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5346 on: 22 March 2014, 08:16:46 am »
Ick. I got one.

One of my clients accidentally gave me the wrong address (he says he's got 'fat thumbs'). So I showed up at the wrong house, looking like an idiot, which was bad enough (I hate it when they do that, spell-check people!!!). Of course, the guy who lives in the house was confused at first as to what I was doing on his porch, but he guessed what I do for a living from the way I was dressed or smelled or something. He asked me to come in, dropped his pants, and then asked me for a 'sample of what I could do'.

I calmly and politely explained to him that I don't do freebies, any more than a plumber would fix your toilet for free because he loves plumbing that much. He said he had nothing to give me for compensation, but wanted to make an appointment for tomorrow. I let him take down my number ? I don't know why, I guess I just wasn't in the mood to argue (and he said he would call ? I make all my appointments through text).

He then bear-hugged me, and started forcing me to kiss him. I knew he didn't want there to be a commotion (he'd mentioned he was married), so I just kept struggling. Finally, I push him off me and storm to the door. The whole way there, he's touching me, grabbing me. At the door, he blocks me and says something like, 'just a little and then you may go'.

So I just kinda lightly stroked the mace canister I keep on my key chain, and I got a lot more firm and mean. I guess I scared him, because he got pissed and shoved me out of his house. It was a lot more irritating than frightening, mostly because I knew I wasn't in any real danger. Last thing that guy would want is the cops showing up, asking his wife what happened. :/

I think this belongs in the warning section. WTF???? That's a new one. Are you sure this wasn't the client himself (fat thumbs as a excuse) who pulled this stunt to try and get a grope and a freebie? What are the chances of you turning up to the wrong house, him being alone and pouncing on you like that?

What ever happened I hope you aren't considering going back there as you said you have him your number?

xx

Of course it was the same man you spoke to. If it hadn't been, he would have rung you as a no show, not you ringing him to tell him what happened. He got a double whammy from you.

Just a word from the more experienced. Never get out of your car at an outcall unless you are SURE the client is in the house. Ring him from your car, which should be parked slightly out of sight of his house. Ask him to turn a porch light on/upstairs light on. So that you KNOW he is in the house. If not, drive away.

The minute he opened the door and didn't seem to know who you were, you should have walked. If you were OBVIOUSLY a hooker when he opened the door then you should have known he was a timewaster. A word of advice, always dress discretely when arriving to prevent the "look see punter" - as you have here - getting a jolly.

I always wear a long coat over my outfit, or a pair of trousers.

Just thank your lucky stars you didn't have a worse time. Please put both numbers and details in the warnings section. You have been royally turned over I am afraid.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5347 on: 22 March 2014, 10:40:04 am »
"Hi

I hope you are well.

I have been away from here for sometime and we all know how important feedback is on our profiles,
Was wondering if you are prepared for me to do a dummy booking with you so we can both leave each other amazing feedback to help our profiles.
Please let me know if you would be willing to do this, I then can put a dummy booking through and we can leave each other feedback

Thanks once again"

Errrmm....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5348 on: 22 March 2014, 11:13:46 am »
Oh great, I wonder how much this actually goes on? I'm loosing faith in the AW feedback system by the day. Had a guy email me at 2am this morning asking if I was available and he had glowing feedback. As if my profile isn't clear enough, I even have an availability tab and if I was available at stupid o'clock......does he think I sit in my underwear 24/7 staring at a laptop waiting on the emails rolling in? Some of them are so thoughtless it's unreal lol x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5349 on: 22 March 2014, 11:18:44 am »
Yep I had a text at 5am saying 'Sorry for the short notice but can you come to my hotel for an outcall...'now aside from the fact my hours are in bold at the top of my page..10am until 9pm, I am curious as to how the hell he was going to get me discreetly into his room given the hotel entrance would be locked at that time.Was he going to come down and let me in or was I going to buzz the night porter? Because of course that wouldn't be obvious at all would it? A classic case of pissed and didn't manage to pull on a friday night and thinking with his willy.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5350 on: 22 March 2014, 11:44:07 am »
I'm 11am till 10pm and my last appointment for the hour would be 9pm but if I have reached my target/limit earlier in the day then I will stop even if it's 3 in the afternoon!

I leave my phone on through the nite but put it in silent so I can save the numbers of the guys who phone me during the nite cause again that shows completely lack of thought, respect and total ignorance and bad manners. I'd never phone someone at a crazy hour. If someone phoned them during the nite, I wonder how they would like it? All I know is I don't want to meet them EVER!

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5351 on: 22 March 2014, 12:02:34 pm »
I think alot of it is pure ignorance, some guys assume its like a soho walk-in, open all hours. Some just don't think of us as normal human beings who sleep and have a personal life and I suppose why would they?They don't read the profile they just see a strap line and scroll for the number. At that moment in time they just have the horn and I guess because some girls do work all hours the assumption is we all do.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5352 on: 22 March 2014, 12:06:50 pm »
Oh great, I wonder how much this actually goes on? I'm loosing faith in the AW feedback system by the day. Had a guy email me at 2am this morning asking if I was available and he had glowing feedback. As if my profile isn't clear enough, I even have an availability tab and if I was available at stupid o'clock......does he think I sit in my underwear 24/7 staring at a laptop waiting on the emails rolling in? Some of them are so thoughtless it's unreal lol x

The guy had 42 feedback too, not a single negative or neutral. I wonder how many were dummy ones...

I would never do this, why would I want to put glowing fb for someone who could potentially be a nutjob? That would just leaves me partially to blame when some other girl sees it and accepts his appointment!
« Last Edit: 22 March 2014, 12:11:48 pm by hannah13 »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5353 on: 22 March 2014, 01:43:14 pm »
Oh great, I wonder how much this actually goes on? I'm loosing faith in the AW feedback system by the day. Had a guy email me at 2am this morning asking if I was available and he had glowing feedback. As if my profile isn't clear enough, I even have an availability tab and if I was available at stupid o'clock......does he think I sit in my underwear 24/7 staring at a laptop waiting on the emails rolling in? Some of them are so thoughtless it's unreal lol x

This does worry me as to the validity of some guys feedback :-(

The guy had 42 feedback too, not a single negative or neutral. I wonder how many were dummy ones...

I would never do this, why would I want to put glowing fb for someone who could potentially be a nutjob? That would just leaves me partially to blame when some other girl sees it and accepts his appointment!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5354 on: 22 March 2014, 06:49:24 pm »
I was wondering whether you might be available for half hour booking tonight? My budget is ?70.

Guy has 45 glowing feedback  ::)

I politely told him that he was ?30 short for a booking with me and that if he had a budget then he should stick to girls within his budget or put through a reverse booking to see who bids as that's one way to get a girl to reduce her rates WITHOUT offending her as it's her choice to bid!

I have many reasons why my half hour rate is at it is, not that it's any of their business. Why do they contact us when they clearly see something's on our profile that they don't like?  :FF