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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5295 on: 14 March 2014, 12:51:48 pm »
Ew how can he teach you how to do it with him? Does he have some strange appendage we've never seen before?

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5296 on: 14 March 2014, 08:32:49 pm »
just had some eeejit call.

eejit: hi, I am calling about your services I have been trying to speak to you since Novmber.

Me: really I don't recognise the number, I mean what would you like to know.

eejit: well what will you definitely not do.

Me: sorry, have you read my profile?

eejit: my computers broken

Me: well I dont have unprotected sex or a levels

eejit: no a levels at all would you not finger my bum.

Me: no I wouldn't

eejit: why not are you scared?

Me: I don't feel like I have to explain myself I dont do any anal play end of. If this bothers you then you should book one of the thousands of other girls that do provide it.

eejit then mumbles a lot of inaudable stuff realy couldnt tell what he was saying. I just kinda hang up on him just really weird vibes from him. I then get a text from him asking what my name was.

I usually have a lot of patience but at the moment I'm coming off my citaopram and getting head shocks which is making me intolerable.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5297 on: 15 March 2014, 12:05:34 am »
"So when do you want my cock?"

 :FF

Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5298 on: 15 March 2014, 12:29:19 pm »
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Hi there,

I want to meet a sexy minx who will enjoy having fun with a married man

My fantasy is for you to seduce me while I phone my wife, Nicola, love for you to make me cum while she is on the phone and completely unaware.

I can visit you or you could come to my house tomorrow while Nicola is out with her mother.

Hope to hear from you

Rob x

Of course I will!  And my pet pig can fly.

MinxySophia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5299 on: 15 March 2014, 10:24:43 pm »
Received this about a minute ago.....

"hi babe can a meet you to lick your ass for a full hour that would be a dream to me x "


..... Hold me back  :o!!!

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5300 on: 15 March 2014, 10:27:13 pm »

Hi

Looking for feedback on my photography work, would you take a free photoshoot in exchange for feedback and allow me to use a few photos for my AW Profile ?

If your interested i can call you or facetime you on skype, i'am a serious person and genuine. I also have some feedback and photos of who iam on my profile. I have been doing this work on/off over the last 8 years, I work from Monday to Friday 9am - 4pm.

x

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5301 on: 15 March 2014, 10:29:18 pm »
I don't think that guy was rude in anyway, just irritating when I get these sorts of messages when I try to be as discrete as possible so if never trust anyone with pictures of me nor would I go on FaceTime where they could screen grab my face pic! It's totally thoughtless them asking someone like me for this!

MinxySophia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5302 on: 15 March 2014, 10:38:02 pm »
I have had that one in the past few days also PP,

I pride myself in having non-proffesional pics on my page  ;D x

Sx


Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5303 on: 16 March 2014, 12:03:57 am »
I am all for professional pics but done by an actual professional/reputable company that I contacted myself NOT some guy who's contacted me on a sex website saying he's a professional photographer, there's nothing professional about it x

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5304 on: 16 March 2014, 11:53:08 pm »
Just in....'Hi I am travelling to Leeds this week and would like a meet.I have a fantasy about a girl squirting on her own face...'
Intrigued I asked how he expected this to happen...apparently because he can cum in his own face girls can too...I did actually send him a brief biology lesson pointing out where an erect penis is on the body and where a vagina is....too many porn vids I fear!

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5305 on: 17 March 2014, 12:26:39 am »
Oh my god......LOL! x

hideawayx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5306 on: 17 March 2014, 10:26:56 am »
Pink Princess,

Where did you go for your pictures?

I really want some done but have not long started out and I don't have a lot of money behind me... I was considering doing a shoot with someone from AW. He seems ever so nice and I have had many a cam session with him. However after reading your post I'm worried to do this now.

xxxx

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5307 on: 17 March 2014, 11:43:37 am »
I've never had professional pics but if/when I do it will be a reputable agency. Google glamour photographers London, it brings up a few different ones or go through AW and if you see really nice pics then you could maybe email the lady asking if she would mind telling you where she had her pics done.

xx

sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5308 on: 17 March 2014, 12:02:05 pm »
Just in....'Hi I am travelling to Leeds this week and would like a meet.I have a fantasy about a girl squirting on her own face...'
Intrigued I asked how he expected this to happen...apparently because he can cum in his own face girls can too...I did actually send him a brief biology lesson pointing out where an erect penis is on the body and where a vagina is....too many porn vids I fear!

Wow, totally clueless about basic anatomy - bet he's great in the sack..... not    :P
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hideawayx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5309 on: 17 March 2014, 12:06:26 pm »
I've never had professional pics but if/when I do it will be a reputable agency. Google glamour photographers London, it brings up a few different ones or go through AW and if you see really nice pics then you could maybe email the lady asking if she would mind telling you where she had her pics done.

xx

Good idea, thanks hun  :)

xx