He's clearly not read a profile in the past, turned up only to be presented with a huge cock.....poor guy lol x

Just got this from a so called 38 year old...........................


Subject - ihyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Email - heeeey sexy i would love to webcam with you when u next available im available in the mornings:)

Now considering I am not a webcammer, what the fuck is he on about apart from the fact he wants a free shag?

xx

I know maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge but at the end of the day, we cannot judge a person for who they really are as we do not know them or a thing about them (complete stranger) so have to judge them on how we see them as a potential client based on the contact we have from them, right?

Well I had a missed call from a guy a couple of hours ago, told him that I have no availability until tomorrow (Wednesday)

And this is the text I got back..........

WAt time tmw can a book

I text back saying that without even speaking to him........ by the text I got back from him, that I would think he's from a certain age group that I try to avoid unless they have feedback of their own for a multitude of reasons. The truth is, I don't actually avoid any group of men really (apart from ones that I cannot understand as their English is bad) I try to judge each person as an individual but this particular individual put me right off with his little text lol.

Anyway I got a text back from him saying Am35

I didn't respond, anyone else put off with things as small as this? I just tend to think that the booking would be a disaster, doubt he's read my profile and seriously doubt he's the right client for me. Of course I could be wrong and it would be my loss if he's a great guy but I doubt it.

xx

You should say yes you are definitely up for an exchange of services, as you're a qualified fridge engineer.... therefore you would be happy to do a fridge/freezer safety check for him in return for the promised laminate flooring. Wonder if he'll still be so keen on an "exchange of services" once he hears that 

"Hi I'm 27 looking for sex. ideally I'd like to find a regular fuck buddy or even girlfriend as I really enjoy sex. I earn 34k and have around 40k in savings so we could have lots of fun. x"

Hahahahahahaha.

This guy rung and asked where was I working from (hotel or a flat) and then he asked whether it was " discreet" and I said what he meant by that as it means different things to different people. Am I just being paranoid or what? I also get guys ringing me late and asking whether I  alone and if I had a busy day now I really wonder what's the point of these inquiries ?

If a client phones up asking if your in a hotel and is it discreet then that's a perfectly normal question as many men will be paranoid about walking into a hotel thinking that everyone is watching hi, knowing he's about to go and pay for sex with a prostitute just as we're paranoid in hotels thinking everyone knows what we're up to.

I think that depends - my ads always make it clear that I only use hotels, so if I'm asked it's because whoever's ringing hasn't read them and that's one red flag for me. As for 'is it discreet', I don't want to see anybody who thinks I'm so braindead I would work from an unsuitable hotel and as Lea says, the question itself doesn't make any sense. I've often wondered what these people do when they're actually staying in hotels and have to convey themselves from the door to their room that's so different

BUT if a guy phoned me up asking if I was alone and had a busy day then I would NEVER tell them the answer and would NEVER see them, always have security in place incase someone did turn up to rob you.

Definitely. They wouldn't even need to ask me both of them, to be honest.