Yeah that's what I mean, some people may just think they need permission to ask so when someone asks me if they can ask a question, I always politely say yes......if its something totally outrageous and rank then I will tell them to do one or ignore. If they are looking for email ping pong then I will ignore that too x

I finally have one to add!! This guy was nice and didn't ask anything crazy, just his last-ditch response made me laugh.

HIM: Will you do a (2 hour gang bang)?
ME: Yes of course I will, my rate for the booking you've outlined will be ?750.00.
HIM: Oh we weren't expecting that much, the last girl did it for ?300.00 and she was great.
ME: May I suggest you book her then?
HIM: Before you make a final decision, please consider that drinks and nibbles will be included.

Lol, I know I'm greedy, but even I would have trouble eating ?450.00 worth of nibbles in two hours!!! I love the principle of it though... yes I will knock ?20 off the price sir, but only if you give me my full body weight in Pringles to eat on the way home xx

Ive had one of those before. Wanted a quickie but when I explained that I was at home with my family now he text back saying if I gave him my address he would be happy to pick me up in his van for a quickie in the back. Then asked if my street was a quiet one as he didnt want anyone to notice his van while we were in the back of it??

Unsure if this has been covered but here goes..some months back I had a guy call asking for a car meet in my car....   I was more than polite and stated very clear that I did not deem car meets as safe  and in my eyes I saw it as pretty much dogging and it was not ever going to be something I would offer any client.. sorry slumming it in the back of a car down some seedy dark road was never going to be me I logged his number as carmeetfool and moved on. Really not the type of client I want to ever attract..needless to say sent away with polite flea in his ear ...anyway yesterday he called again really late in the evening  this time announcing he had his own transport and again I said no and  again declined him a booking......really not going to meet anyone in my car his car or any car to be honest  anyone else come across this.....guys wanting dogging type meets?

I've been asked for this many times and my reasons for not doing it are exactly the same as yours.....safety issues, not interested in dogging or nasty meets and discretion is most important to me x

At 3:40am Friday morning "Hi you are stunning, I'm hoping you'll f_ck me senseless?"

Ignored.

Same guy just now: "Hi am I allowed to ask you to f_ck me senseless?"

I suppose it depends how much sense he has. The more sense, the longer the booking - just so I can make sure it's all gone. From his communication so far, I think it'd only take a quickie ... and I don't do those.

Why do guys take your number from your profile to start up text ping pong? I have made it clear everywhere not to text me however I have no issues with clients I have actually met texting me, they can text me as much as they like so sometimes when a random texts you as if they know you, I will respond.

This eejit text me at 7am one morning to see if I was available but obviously I ignored it then today got this...........

Him: Hi K how are you?

Me: Do I know you?

Him: No but I would like to, how's your weekend been?

Me: My phone number isn't on my profile for this purpose, I have made it clear not to text me so please don't text again.

Him: R U up for some fun?

Me: No I am not and definitely not with you.

Him: Would you like me to send you my picture?

Me: My phone doesn't take pictures to avoid people like you sending me pictures, I am not interested in you or your texts or your pics, don't text again.

  

regular  that turned into so much of a royal pain in the ass called booked and canceled 3 times in a row....
Next time he called I decided to be busy
2nd time I decided to be busy again
3rd time today I decided to be busy.....
taking into consideration  all 3 times were booked in advance
Twice i had set out on the one hour  drive 3rd of the way first time
Second didn't  cancel till minutes before leaving.
3rd time was nearly half way....
Each time he never asked if I had left and cancelled by text....
today he realized I didn't sound enthusiastic when I realized it was him I put the phone down lol he text i said no credit to call he said ok call me when you get some  lol I am too lazy to allow him to waste my time a 4th time so sod him hope he never rings back naughty revenge guess he will have to use an eu girl local something he wanted to avoid revenge is a dish best served cold ...now he can learn what being short timed feels like and being rushed out of door after a while he will realize I hope not to annoy an escort teach him to waste 3 of my evenings needless to say I  am not fussed 

Or you could ask him for a deposit since he's let you down 3 times and its an outcall to make matters worse.......he wont mind paying a deposit if he's genuine x

Nope not forgiving with time wasters they dont get chances he had his 3 strikes lol