Had a missed call, got back to him 25 minutes after missing his call.........
Me: Sorry I missed you, K x
Him: Who's this?
Me: You should know, you phoned me.
Him: I do know.
Me: Then why are you asking who I am?
Him: I forgot!
Him: Can I see you tonight?
Me: Very odd that you would forget, it was only a matter of minutes that you phoned me. Not a great start so I think its best we don't meet.
Him: Look I've never done this before, just phoned to see what it would be like. Doesn't seem promising.
Me: Your right it doesn't seem too promising but I have best part of 300 positive reviews so you have plenty of information about me to make a choice on whether you want to meet me or not whereas you are a completely anonymous stranger to me with dementia it seems so you shouldn't be too surprised that I haven't responded the way you'd hoped.
Him: I phoned you like half an hour ago though!
As if a whole half hour should excuse him from completely forgetting about calling me and who I am
At least he wasn't unpleasant or nasty but seems like a bit of a numpty lol!
xx