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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5235 on: 04 March 2014, 04:41:46 pm »
What REALLY bugs me is guys that expect you to drop everything and answer calls/text immediately, not  even considering the fact you might be busy.

I have a regular client, very sweet and easy to talk to, scores high in every area except for this. 8 missed calls between 9.11 and 9.18 am this morning and upon logging into AW,

9.06am I'm ringing from withheld pick up
9.22am Why don't you pick up I'm not withheld now
9.28am I've just rang you on withheld and a landline why don't you pick up

He knows I don't answer withheld, and errm cause I was BUSY?!

The last time I told him off for this as it happened when I was with a new client, he made a joke along the lines of dick in one hand, phone in the other...yes, because I'm sure clients will be impressed with that.  :FF
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5236 on: 04 March 2014, 05:47:15 pm »
I wouldn't see anyone who was that rude and inconsiderate, no chance regardless of how nice he is in other aspects x
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Pokey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5237 on: 04 March 2014, 07:26:26 pm »
I just got a message from a guy with an attached pic of his erect cock saying "I bet you don't get cocks this nice. When can you see me"

Um. Delete and ignore. Plus, it wasn't that nice of a prick.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5238 on: 04 March 2014, 09:08:06 pm »
Had a missed call, got back to him 25 minutes after missing his call.........

Me: Sorry I missed you, K x

Him: Who's this?

Me: You should know, you phoned me.

Him: I do know.

Me: Then why are you asking who I am?

Him: I forgot!

Him: Can I see you tonight?

Me: Very odd that you would forget, it was only a matter of minutes that you phoned me. Not a great start so I think its best we don't meet.

Him: Look I've never done this before, just phoned to see what it would be like. Doesn't seem promising.

Me: Your right it doesn't seem too promising but I have best part of 300 positive reviews so you have plenty of information about me to make a choice on whether you want to meet me or not whereas you are a completely anonymous stranger to me with dementia it seems so you shouldn't be too surprised that I haven't responded the way you'd hoped.

Him: I phoned you like half an hour ago though!

As if a whole half hour should excuse him from completely forgetting about calling me and who I am  ::)

At least he wasn't unpleasant or nasty but seems like a bit of a numpty lol!

xx

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5239 on: 05 March 2014, 02:03:38 pm »
Just had a guy phone me for a booking, wanted to meet within the hour but I couldn't so I said I could meet at 4pm and he said that was fine as he could go pick up his wee boy from school but I assumed he meant he would then drop him off.

He then asks how much I charge for a half hour, at this point I am thinking he hasn't read my profile but I tell him anyway just incase he has read it but wanted to clarify the price then he asks for a 15 minute appointment.

So I tell him that I don't see people who don't read my profile and if he wants a cheap/short appointment then he should book someone who offers them.

I am certain he only wanted a 15 minute appointment cause he didn't like my half hour rate (which is fair enough but usually if someone doesn't like my half hour rate, they don't book me)

Anyway he texts me and says he isn't cheap and that he only wants a 15 minute appointment as he will have his son in the car  :FF  :FF

So I text back saying you wanted a half hour till I told you my rate but the fact that you were going to leave your young child in the car while you go off to have sex with a prostitute is even more off putting than anything else, can only imagine you will try to boundry push with me too since you don't seem to know a thing about me.

Dodged a bullet there, don't think he's a bad guy or a threat to my safety but definitely a complete moron and just the type I try to avoid at all costs  ::)

xx
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5240 on: 05 March 2014, 02:09:55 pm »
Yes, PP, I had that many years ago too, thoughtless eejits.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5241 on: 06 March 2014, 04:29:15 pm »
Guy phones.........

Me: Hello

Him: Much for 45 minutes?

Me: I don't do 45 minute appointments!

Him: Ok how much for an hour?

Me: I don't see people that don't read my profile!

Him: One more question, in one hour can we kiss and can you give me a blowjob without a condom?

Me: I don't see rude people that don't read my profile!

Him: My friend gave me your number!

Oh that old chestnut  ::)
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sugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5242 on: 06 March 2014, 08:25:10 pm »
Message recieved from newbie on AW:

Hey,

Im looking for a regular monthly rendezvous.

Ill next be in Derby (city centre hotel) on 7th april.

Im looking for an overnite outcall (2pm until 11am the next morning).

Id like to engage in as much sex throughout the whole of the session.

My offer is ?250 including all alcohol, and id like it to be a recurring event - how does that sound? xx
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5243 on: 06 March 2014, 08:28:22 pm »
Lol 21 hours of sex and it being a regular thing for ?250.......you'd be MAD not to take it  ::) xx
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sugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5244 on: 06 March 2014, 08:33:11 pm »
Quote from: saturnspirit on 21 February 2014, 12:16:14 am
Anyone else had this email on aw?


"Would you be interested in doin a private gangbang party for max 6 guys in Birmingham?

Together with mates in Birmingham we regularly have these private parties every 4 - 6 weeks.
We take pics at our parties which are for private use only & can share content with you also if you wanted? Our parties are non-profit making & we're only out to have some genuine naughty fun haha!

Parties are usually about 2 hours with a break in between...

If you're interested, then let me know..?"

Non- profit? Meaning I won' t get paid? Yeah sounds fun, getting gang-banged by 6 guys and filmed for free! Such a offer I can't refuse! Not

Hahaha hilarious I had a similar email a while ago.  Bloody idiots!! Wonder if they found someone. ....lool
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5245 on: 07 March 2014, 02:04:50 am »
Why do people ask whether they can ask you something, why not just ask the question? Had a message on AW and in the subject line it says 'Can I ask you a question pls', so I open the message to read this question he wants to ask me, but all the message consists of is 'xxxx'...  ::)
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MaddieMoo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5246 on: 07 March 2014, 02:34:50 am »
Quote from: Amethyst on 07 March 2014, 02:04:50 am
Why do people ask whether they can ask you something, why not just ask the question? Had a message on AW and in the subject line it says 'Can I ask you a question pls', so I open the message to read this question he wants to ask me, but all the message consists of is 'xxxx'...  ::)

That drives me mad! Get that all the time.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5247 on: 07 March 2014, 08:46:13 am »
Quote from: Amethyst on 07 March 2014, 02:04:50 am
Why do people ask whether they can ask you something, why not just ask the question? Had a message on AW and in the subject line it says 'Can I ask you a question pls', so I open the message to read this question he wants to ask me, but all the message consists of is 'xxxx'...  ::)

Maybe they are just testing the water as they don't want to offend?? Sometimes I get asked for things and am so disgusted that I cant hide how I feel about it, not very professional of me but at the end of the day the person asking for something I clearly don't do isn't a client of mine and escort or not I am only human so maybe they are just trying to see whether you'd be ok with being asked something out of the ordinary? x
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5248 on: 07 March 2014, 09:20:30 am »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 07 March 2014, 08:46:13 am
Quote from: Amethyst on 07 March 2014, 02:04:50 am
Why do people ask whether they can ask you something, why not just ask the question? Had a message on AW and in the subject line it says 'Can I ask you a question pls', so I open the message to read this question he wants to ask me, but all the message consists of is 'xxxx'...  ::)

Maybe they are just testing the water as they don't want to offend?? Sometimes I get asked for things and am so disgusted that I cant hide how I feel about it, not very professional of me but at the end of the day the person asking for something I clearly don't do isn't a client of mine and escort or not I am only human so maybe they are just trying to see whether you'd be ok with being asked something out of the ordinary? x

This tickles me and I think you'll find many people do it in lots of situations where they think they need permission to ask. Unfortunately it's also the MO of guys who just want to waffle on and prolong the contact.

I'll be patient and say "I prefer you just to get to the point, don't beat about the bush I get asked all sorts", if it carries on I'll start to think I won't be seeing him and find a way to end the call myself.
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5249 on: 07 March 2014, 10:32:09 am »
My usual reply to emails that say "can I ask you a question" is you just did.
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