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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5220 on: 02 March 2014, 09:14:01 pm »
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5221 on: 03 March 2014, 12:18:56 am »
Hi fancy some sexting?


Yes because as a prostitute I like giving you wank fodder for free.

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5222 on: 03 March 2014, 11:23:08 am »
Woke up to this gem this morning:

Hi, is this the right number from the internet ?

curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5223 on: 03 March 2014, 11:38:40 am »
Someone somewhere must love em lol
The bigger, the better...In everything..Freddie Mercury

sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5224 on: 03 March 2014, 12:09:11 pm »
It was full  moon last night.
Every woman is the architect of her own fortune

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5225 on: 03 March 2014, 04:50:31 pm »
Had the weekend off, logged back in and received this

"Hi,

Are you available at any time on the 30th February for an Outcall?

Thanks"

... Hilarious.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5226 on: 03 March 2014, 08:45:51 pm »
Hahahahahaha  ;D x

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5227 on: 03 March 2014, 09:06:33 pm »
Sillybilly:Hi is this Bibi and do you do outcalls?
Me:Yes and is it to a private address or hotel?
Sillybilly:To a private address.
Me:I'm sorry I don't do private addresses unless you book me via A.W or I have met you before.You are welcome to come to my apartment though.
Sillybilly:I can't I'm on a tag I'm a nice guy though!
Me:I'm sure you are but sorry no can do!
Sillybilly:Aw ok.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5228 on: 03 March 2014, 09:51:18 pm »
LOL well at least he's honest and that short conversation seemed nice enough x

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5229 on: 03 March 2014, 10:25:10 pm »
He probably was quite nice but I've had alot of strange blokes ringing of late and I really didn't feel like taking a risk.Who knows maybe when his tag is off he might pop round?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5230 on: 03 March 2014, 11:45:57 pm »
Yeah no I totally agree, if a guy phoned me up telling me he was on tag then I would naturally be feeling anxious regardless of how nice he came across on the phone. In this case...at least he wasn't a dick about you refusing to see him at his place as I get loads of guys turn on me if I say no to something x

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5231 on: 03 March 2014, 11:58:54 pm »
One of my regs is on a tag lol he seems nice enough.

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5232 on: 04 March 2014, 08:15:44 am »
It would be the "I'm a nice guy" line that would get me.


BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5233 on: 04 March 2014, 09:33:53 am »
Yeah the tag was abit comedy in away it was 'the i'm a nice guy ' that sort of sealed it lol.

Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5234 on: 04 March 2014, 09:36:26 am »
Phone rings.

Me..hello how can I help you
Him..hi, Kimberley?
Me..no
him..who are you then?
me..im **** bye

two minutes later

me..hello?
him..kimberley?
me..NO its ****
him..oh, yeah, thats it, can I see you
me..Im not kimberley
him..oh
me?just say bye by and hang up, its less awkward
him?okay?bye

click?...