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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5205 on: 24 February 2014, 05:14:13 pm »
I get those photography offers all the time, and don't you find the guys offering themselves as "professional" photographers, always have a gallery full of rubbish pics that were obviously taken by a rank amateur.   I am amazed at the front they have making out they can do you really good pictures to improve your profile, when theirs are so terrible.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5206 on: 24 February 2014, 05:24:59 pm »
There is always someone who will take them up on their offer otherwise they wouldn't do it but yes I agree their pics are rank and there is nothing professional about a "professional photographer/botox guy" if they are the ones to contact you through a sex website.

I had a guy try to sell me beauty treatment stuff that I am completely not trained in so would never use on my beauty clients (I am not insured for that) and when I told him politely no thank you and explained to him that I get all my products from reputable company's (direct makers of whatever it is I am using) and explained that I am not insured to use products on people that I am not trained in, he called me all the dirty whore skanks under the sun followed by about 10 texts messages of pure abuse LOL  ::)

Some of them are utterly bonkers  ::)

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5207 on: 25 February 2014, 04:43:35 pm »
"hi I saw your profile on adultwork.com (erm obviously seeing as that's where you're emailing me from?) would like to meet send your phone number and pictures."

Another guy emailed asking where I was based and availability and how to book, seemed polite and genuine good feedback etc..after sending over my number I get a reply stating "would love to fuck you with my big cock!"

Sigh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5208 on: 25 February 2014, 06:51:58 pm »
Not really a bad message but it made me laugh a bit

Subject: sexy gorgeous scorching hot babe
Message: if u want a good fucking im a stud message me babe Xx

I replied "if you want to book an escort, message me. x" ;D

Oh no, it got worse. 2 messages from this desirable client just arrived.
"nice tits babe with nipple studs in is there one in your clit i have booked u for tommorrow evening babe im going to give you a really gfood long hard fucking girl im a stud YOU WILL BE THE ELEVENTH ESCORT I HAVE HAD MY COCK IN XX"
"please accept my booking babe i will give you a good long hard seeing2"


2 booking requests as well, full name, phone number and address all included. I think he seriously expects me to accept. The booking requests came with this little note "plewase accept my booking ill fuck u the best u have ever been fucked babe Xx" but sadly I have to decline.

What an honour to be the 11th..  ;D

Is he for real?  ;D Made me laugh sooooo hard!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5209 on: 25 February 2014, 06:56:25 pm »
Yeah theres a guy whos been phoning and texting me the past couple of days that I have been ignoring as I have him saved in my phone as crude and although I don't know when I saved him number as, I know that he's said something stupid/crude/off putting for me to save his number as that and to ignore him.

Some of them don't realise that its the fear of the unknown of whats going to walk through your door, all clients are strangers at the end of the day so unless your completely desperate you wouldn't go and meet someone who said or did something to put you off or make you wary.

With me being extremely vanilla in what I offer and extremely selective about who I see, I would never feel comfortable in inviting someone into my house that's spoke to me in a crude/dirty manner.

You can book an escort and speak to her about what your likes are if your profile isn't clear enough without being a creep over it. I already know someone is going to ram their cock into me when I see them but I don't need to hear about it.

I had a guy ask me recently for an outcall (that I don't do) and went on to tell me about how much I will enjoy his 9 inch cock and that he could send me pictures of it if I like first?? Erm no thanks  ::)

There are many things that turn me off at the pre booking stage but it is really simple to book me.....read my profile, phone me and speak to me like a normal person.......seems to be too much to ask.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5210 on: 25 February 2014, 07:17:59 pm »
How are you?

I'm ****, I'm a photographer. I could do some really good professional portrait shots for your profile that would help you get more business in exchange for your lovely services... I see you like to keep your face off the site, that wouldn't be a bother, I could do you some really nice suggestive, erotic shots that wouldn't require your face to be in them, simple things, like a close up of you licking a lolly pop!

I can also shoot HD video for your paid video section.

Best of it is I'm a pretty good looking well groomed young guy myself! ;-)

Hope you're well,

Cheers,

 ::) I don't need more business thanks and if/when I go down the professional pictures route I will contact a reputable and professional company myself. Seriously in exchange for my services? Lol  ::)

He's doing the rounds and by the looks of things he's not that fussy :-D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5211 on: 27 February 2014, 06:21:44 pm »
I had a guy who made a legit booking but had work related issues come up and had to push it back a day. No big deal.

Well, then he asked for a picture and as I have no pictures on my profile, I agreed to send him one for the purpose of recognition upon meeting. He then proceeded to send me several pictures of other girls sucking his dick. I am confused. Is that supposed to excite me? Then, he asked for specific types of pictures and I politely but firmly informed him that I don't send naughty photos. He then asked if he could take pictures of me sucking his cock and I was astounded. What part of no naughty pictures is difficult to understand. Now he's messaged me that he has to reschedule again.

Is this guy serious? Argh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5212 on: 27 February 2014, 10:23:49 pm »
I had a guy who made a legit booking but had work related issues come up and had to push it back a day. No big deal.

Well, then he asked for a picture and as I have no pictures on my profile, I agreed to send him one for the purpose of recognition upon meeting. He then proceeded to send me several pictures of other girls sucking his dick. I am confused. Is that supposed to excite me? Then, he asked for specific types of pictures and I politely but firmly informed him that I don't send naughty photos. He then asked if he could take pictures of me sucking his cock and I was astounded. What part of no naughty pictures is difficult to understand. Now he's messaged me that he has to reschedule again.

Is this guy serious? Argh.

You not having pictures on your profile is your prerogative, there are plenty of escort adds in the paper etc without pictures BUT there are thousands and thousands of profiles with girls who do have pictures so if he wanted to see a picture, I'd have told him to choose someone who has pictures. I have guys ask me to send them a face picture which is a big no-no as I have absolutely no idea who's on the other end of the email or text so for discretion purposes would NEVER send a face pic so I just tell them that if seeing someones face first is that important to them then they should book someone who show's their face.....simples!

That guy sending you crude pictures IMO is a massive turn off, you just wonder what's gonna walk thorugh your door so I'd have blocked him, he obviously isn't discrete with the pictures he takes since he sent ones to you with the other girls he's done it with and seems like a total creep.

xx
« Last Edit: 27 February 2014, 10:25:42 pm by Pink~Princess »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5213 on: 27 February 2014, 10:40:06 pm »
nothing worse than uninvited dick pick. so gla I have no mms on my phone


Had a guy call me today "Hi baby i love your profile but you only do outcall?"

"yes I only do outcalls"

"great can you come mine tonight then for a 30 minute booking?"

"sure where are you?"

"North London"

"ok, well thats a bit far for me I'mafraidbut if you ever wanted to come see me in leicester then theres plenty of hotels that are cheap roundhere."

"Oh no, I really wanted to see you tonight, what can we do about it?"

"erm, well I'm not sure there is anything that can be done."

"How about I pickyou up and drive you to mine then drop you off?"

At that point I pretended that the line cut (ie hung up)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5214 on: 28 February 2014, 12:15:05 am »
Had a young sounding lad ringe up, from the first word he said knew something was up.  Was a but of a surpressed giggle in his voice.  Pretty much first thing he asked was:

"How much for you to stick a finger up my bum"

For some reason I'm ever so busy and had to put the phone down

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5215 on: 28 February 2014, 03:24:15 pm »
"Double act.
Hi, after a long time away from the industry I've decided to start working again. I've researched and realised there's a huge market for double acts and was hoping you'd consider working alongside me, splitting the fee 60/40 (with you getting the most of course). I think we're like-minded people and could probably be really successful. Let me know if you're interested."

I reply "lol no" after seeing his escorting profile consists of a dick pic & a fee of ?70 per hour. And he's 18. Tho the answer would've been no regardless. Y'aint getting free sex from me pal.

He emails again: "Okay then, how about you give me 3 hours or an overnight today?"

Block. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5216 on: 28 February 2014, 07:44:23 pm »
So I've had an e-mail which said  "hi Holly fancy a 1 hour outcall tonight" from a user with 18 feedback, hidden.  2 aliases and whaddya know, it's red - the other account was deleted in December.

My profile states I only see regulars after 6pm anyway.

So I have another look at the hidden feedback and we've got '29 ratings - 18 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative, 9 disputes' which we all know means he's had 9 negative feedback and has just responded to them all.

Me: No thank you.
Him: busy?
Me: No, just don't want to meet someone who tries to hide the fact that he's got 9 negative feedback.
I take my safety and security seriously and would never meet anyone if they had that amount of negative feedback.
Him: lol seriously your a prostitute lol I suggest you go read my profile 7 years not fake and meet plenty of members
lol security laughing at that especially the living you do wait till I tell the lad's this one lol

Well, after that message there's no way I want to be alone in a room with him.  I don't want to get into any further correspondence with this nasty guy so I don't reply but less than two minutes later I get, "Oh btw it's not negative ha ha just fake eastern European scam people for the record and profile was hacked"

Uh, is that supposed to change my mind?  Without replying I look at his profile and... Whoa there boy!  Big nasty rant about escorts, particularly foreign girls.  Which is another concern - would he be likely to get even nastier with me if he realised that I'm a foreign born citizen? 

"MY PROFILE HAS STAYED THE SAME SINCE I HAVE JOINED THIS SITE, I COULD EASILY CREATE A NEW PROFILE IF I WERE A FAKE PROFILE BUT I AM NOT - THIS SHOWS MY COMMITMENT TO KEEPING MY PROFILE THE WAY IT IS" From his profile - funny how he has aliases then.

Not blocking him - I want to keep his mails so I can take screen shots in case he follows through his threat to bad mouth me.  I've tried to work hard to build up a good reputation in my city and I won't let this guy ruin it.  As far as I see it, it's my prerogative to turn down someone if I don't feel safe meeting them.  Damn good job I keep my availability diary closed off!

I'm actually disappointed in myself for reading that profile as it is really quite vile.  I'm off to find some eye bleach.

Lovely man  ::)

Edit: Found eye bleach; feel a billion times better after that unpleasantness - http:// i.imgur.com/istyEnq.jpg  ;)
« Last Edit: 28 February 2014, 08:25:18 pm by Holly G Taylor »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5217 on: 02 March 2014, 10:51:30 am »
Plonker: Good morning are you available today?
Me: Good morning yes I am do you have a time in mind?
Plonker: Well can I have your details?
Me:May I ask where you got my number?
Plonker:The internet.
Me: Ok was it a purple and white site?
Plonker:Yes.
Me:So adultwork then? What details can I help you with as my profile tells you rates etc etc.
Plonker: Oh.
Me: Would you like to have a quick read and then get back to me if you are interested?
Plonker:Ok.

Phone call ends.

Phone rings.

Plonker: I've read it. ( we agree at 30 mins at 12, address to carpark given via text)

Text pings.

Plonker: How much is 30 mins?

Me: I thought you had read my profile?

Phone rings.

Plonker:Hello its me again...well I know you have big nice tits....is that your profile.

Me: I don't think you are genuine so booking cancelled sorry, bye.

20 mins later...text.

Plonker: I have read it now its 60 isn't it, can I still see you at 12?

Me: No, thats not my 30 min rate. Not sure why you just didn't have a read in the first place.

Number blocked, yes he might change his number but probably not. :FF


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5218 on: 02 March 2014, 11:21:21 am »
Must be National plonker day....

Wally: Hi are you available today?
Me: Yes do you have a time and length of booking in mind?
Wally: yeah 3 or 4 hours.
Me: ok thats quite a long time as we haven't met would 2 hours or shorter be more appropriate? I'm available from 1:15.
Wally: I'm free all day so I'll see you ate 1pm.
Me: I'm available from 1;15 so 1:15 then?
Wally: Yeah ok for 2 hours.
Me: Starting to give him address details..
Wally: I haven't done this before.
Me; So are you sure you want a long booking if this is the first time for you?
Wally: I've had sex before.
Me: Yes but you haven't been with an escort or met me before? Have you had a read of my details?
Wally: No I can only get your pics on my phone.Are they of you?
Me: Yes but you don't know where I am based what I do or how much I charge?
Wally: No...and he puts the phone down.

 :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5219 on: 02 March 2014, 12:53:22 pm »
Ee silly people they seem to come along like buses!

Sillysausage:Hi can I book you for a massage blah de blah.
Me:Takes 30 min booking in.
SS:Via text...My train is delayed dunno how long it will be
Me:Ok keep me posted x
SS:Its gonna be about half an hour late.
Me:Ok so we are looking at 1:45 or 2?
SS:I'm meeting my girlfriend at 2.
Me:So you were gonna meet me at 1:15 for 30 mins then meet ur gf at 2...so why not cancel in the first place?
SS:Yeah sorry I did really want to meet u though...