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Louise 1234

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5190 on: 23 February 2014, 09:23:14 pm »
Lol, i guess they think that they can try their luck.

It always makes me chuckle, when I get a message saying, ''save my number, i have good shit.'' Or something to that effect.

Even if I did do drugs, which I certainly don't, my method of going about getting it wouldn't be via a random text ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5191 on: 23 February 2014, 09:34:29 pm »
That's how I feel about all the professional photographers that email and text me. If and when I want a photoshoot it will be done professionally by a reputable company that I contact off my own free will NOT some guy who has contacted me through a sex website same as the botox guy who kept texting till I eventually told him to do one asking if I wanted botox?? Eeeeerm I will have a qualified doctor do that thanks that works for a reputable company also  ::) xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5192 on: 23 February 2014, 09:37:57 pm »
Had a guy txt me today, I had seen him before - he smelt. 

Asks if I can see him in 15 minutes for half hour.

I reply that my min booking is half an hour

His response: that he hasn't got time because he's at work and I should see for half hour

Why should I bend my work rules to fit in with his

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5193 on: 23 February 2014, 11:32:18 pm »
That's how I feel about all the professional photographers that email and text me. If and when I want a photoshoot it will be done professionally by a reputable company that I contact off my own free will NOT some guy who has contacted me through a sex website same as the botox guy who kept texting till I eventually told him to do one asking if I wanted botox?? Eeeeerm I will have a qualified doctor do that thanks that works for a reputable company also  ::) xx

Or the BlackBerry guy :-D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5194 on: 24 February 2014, 01:00:36 am »
Is this the guy that send you his BBM pin so you can have BBM chat with him even although I don't have a blackberry? Are you in Glasgow? x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5195 on: 24 February 2014, 06:58:40 am »
That's how I feel about all the professional photographers that email and text me. If and when I want a photoshoot it will be done professionally by a reputable company that I contact off my own free will NOT some guy who has contacted me through a sex website same as the botox guy who kept texting till I eventually told him to do one asking if I wanted botox?? Eeeeerm I will have a qualified doctor do that thanks that works for a reputable company also  ::) xx

Ha. The word desperate springs to mind.
Just turned my phone on.
3 texts one saying "hi, is this louise." And nothing else.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5196 on: 24 February 2014, 07:35:42 am »
I get that.

Hello, could you please ask ******* to call me back?I get that text fairly often. Who do they think is reading my phone other than me?

Hello..what ladies you have ?errr one, click as hangs up phone

Hi I saw you add on gumtree how much for an hour naked massage with hand relief, a blow job, a body to body and a pamper bath?.OH..I usually pay 40..

Make booking then send a million texts?thats a sure fire sign of someone who isn't going to turn up. I was lenient with it before as they usually turned up but now Im not. I just say "ill surprise you"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5197 on: 24 February 2014, 10:49:56 am »
Is this the guy that send you his BBM pin so you can have BBM chat with him even although I don't have a blackberry? Are you in Glasgow? x

No this guy offers you a BlackBerry Curve in place of your fee, Im in Ayrshire.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5198 on: 24 February 2014, 11:57:43 am »
Not sure if its a Glasgow thing but does anyone get the

"are you interested in botox" message?

Hmmm x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5199 on: 24 February 2014, 12:10:32 pm »
Sophia look up a couple of posts at my post ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yes I get the Glasgow Botox guy, told him to fuck off last time.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5200 on: 24 February 2014, 12:16:48 pm »
I got the 'botox' message too.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5201 on: 24 February 2014, 12:24:32 pm »
Hahaha Strawberrry, your not even in Scotland....right? He must do his rounds of the country unless theres more than 1 botox guy  ::) xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5202 on: 24 February 2014, 03:33:57 pm »
How are you?

I'm ****, I'm a photographer. I could do some really good professional portrait shots for your profile that would help you get more business in exchange for your lovely services... I see you like to keep your face off the site, that wouldn't be a bother, I could do you some really nice suggestive, erotic shots that wouldn't require your face to be in them, simple things, like a close up of you licking a lolly pop!

I can also shoot HD video for your paid video section.

Best of it is I'm a pretty good looking well groomed young guy myself! ;-)

Hope you're well,

Cheers,

 ::) I don't need more business thanks and if/when I go down the professional pictures route I will contact a reputable and professional company myself. Seriously in exchange for my services? Lol  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5203 on: 24 February 2014, 03:53:50 pm »
How are you?

I'm ****, I'm a photographer. I could do some really good professional portrait shots for your profile that would help you get more business in exchange for your lovely services... I see you like to keep your face off the site, that wouldn't be a bother, I could do you some really nice suggestive, erotic shots that wouldn't require your face to be in them, simple things, like a close up of you licking a lolly pop!

I can also shoot HD video for your paid video section.

Best of it is I'm a pretty good looking well groomed young guy myself! ;-)

Hope you're well,

Cheers,

 ::) I don't need more business thanks and if/when I go down the professional pictures route I will contact a reputable and professional company myself. Seriously in exchange for my services? Lol  ::)


lol I just got that message today and blocked

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5204 on: 24 February 2014, 04:04:48 pm »
Mandy is incredible at the moment
Get her wilst she's hot!!


Don't think it was meant for me :FF