Anyone else had this email on aw?


"Would you be interested in doin a private gangbang party for max 6 guys in Birmingham?

Together with mates in Birmingham we regularly have these private parties every 4 - 6 weeks.
We take pics at our parties which are for private use only & can share content with you also if you wanted? Our parties are non-profit making & we're only out to have some genuine naughty fun haha!

Parties are usually about 2 hours with a break in between...

If you're interested, then let me know..?"

Non- profit? Meaning I won' t get paid? Yeah sounds fun, getting gang-banged by 6 guys and filmed for free! Such a offer I can't refuse! Not

I just had a guy phone me up there with this crazy Asian accent, so crazy that I think it could be a wind up............

Me: Hello

Him: I want to come to your hooooouuuuuuuuse, what is address?  What is flat number pleeeeeeeeease?

Me: I giggled and hung up.

Not even a hello, are you available, can I book you at such and such a time.........Just whats your address  If that's genuine then I wonder how many phone calls he'll have to make before someone actually sends the address, there's no doubt in my mind that someone actually would.

I strongly doubt its genuine though 

*snort* This evening I'm setting up my AW profile for the first time, and while filling out my availability:

"Please can I give u ?200 for overnight today and I will u every Saturday this is my number 07WHATAJOKE94"

I thought I'd have at least 24 hours before the silly beggars came out to play. I've not even started to work yet. 

I particularly enjoy the ones who offer to give me a massage "for free". Wow, mate, what a favor!

Getting a new profile has clearly brought all the TWs and oddballs out, even though my profile states I'm not new to escorting..
Abundance of pointless messages today.. (paraphrased for brevity)

A late 20s guy messaged me, wrote about his good looks, good body, good but busy job hence singleness.. Those types of messages always make me be careful. I let him know my availability then this:
Him: would you entertain a slightly unusual request? .. Help me christen my new [posh car] I can pick you up and drop you off.
Me: I don't offer car meets, and I have my own car.
Him: I have good feedback, you would be safe (..) We could meet for a drink first, I promise it would be fun.
() I explained to him the safety issues from my position.

another person messaged me just now.
Him: can you visit me today in [far away location] as soon as possible, can I call you, what's your number (lots of exclamation/question marks in original message)
Me: sorry, I'm having a day off
Him: oh no! could i not twist your arm and give you extra money
Me: no sorry I'm having a day off
Little things like that make me think 'will avoid this one' because it shows they can't accept 'no means no'. Also he wrote in text speak which I don't like

and another..
Him: Sunday, 23rd February at 7pm, call me 07W4NK3R, I have tried to make bookings twice before but no response, please call me.
Me: you haven't messaged me before, if you send a booking request with no message first I will delete because I don't know if I want to accept the booking..

Is a polite "Hi Chloe would you be available at 7pm on Tuesday for an hour in location?" too much to ask? My best clients have always been the ones who sent a polite enquiry and spoke to me like a person with a life, not a rentable human sex toy.. No offence to those who accept booking requests without emails first though! Just not my style.

I think that one has done the rounds, I seem to remember it being posted before..they never change eh?

Had a phone call from a dodgy sounding guy, i declined his offer for a 30 minute outcall at 1 am. (I only offer 1 hour min and certainly not at silly oclock!) 

2 minutes later I received a text saying 'got some weed if u r bored.'

Yes, yes, definitely going to be rushing over there! 

Had a phone call from a dodgy sounding guy, i declined his offer for a 30 minute outcall at 1 am. (I only offer 1 hour min and certainly not at silly oclock!) 

2 minutes later I received a text saying 'got some weed if u r bored.'

Yes, yes, definitely going to be rushing over there! 

I get this often in Glasgow at silly o'clock when my last appointments are at 9pm for an hour and I don't do outcalls unless its an overnight booking. Never been offered weed I don't think but always offered coke which really gets me back up how they think they can get me there because I just love drugs and live my life like that. I don't even smoke FFS 

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