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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5145 on: 10 February 2014, 07:45:51 pm »
Just had a guy email me for a booking, told me when he worked and asked me to add him on facebook  ::)

Normally I would ignore something like this but I just emailed him back saying that he needs to understand the client-escort relationship and realise that any normal escort would not want clients on their facebook amongst their family and friends. I also pointed out that if he doesn't care for his own discretion then he definitely wont care for mine and that doesn't sit well with me so I wont be meeting with him  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5146 on: 10 February 2014, 07:59:20 pm »
Quote from: vixen viki on 10 February 2014, 07:11:14 pm
I recently changed my name/phone number etc and made a new AW profile to try and get rid of a stalker so it looks like I'm new again, but all my regulars know who I am etc. but anyway, today I got this message:

completetosser: i dont like your list of services
me: thats fine, don't try and book me then
completetosser: how to do you expect to make any money if thats all you offer
me: I've been escorting for 4 years, I know what my regulars like and I know the things that no one ever asks for, so theres no point in putting that stuff on my list. If someone wants to discuss doing something thats not on my list they can do so
completetosser: YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING
me: actually, I think you'll find I know exactly what I'm doing and the kind of clients I want to attract, but thanks for your concern.
completetosser: Oh, well I might be interested in a booking now
me: no.

Its nice that he's so concerned about how business is going  ::)

Sounds like a client of mine lol, they're constantly going on how I should be a Mistress as thats where the money is, that if I only Escort I will still be doing it when I'm 60.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5147 on: 11 February 2014, 12:58:20 pm »
Just had a new user on AW (well October 2013 I think but has no feedback) ask me to rim him along with other services I don't do so I sent him an email back saying that I don't see anyone that doesn't read my profile and that I wonder what it was about my profile that would make him think I would be up for licking his arsehole? Pointed out that I offer limited services because I like to keep myself clean and safe and this is the response I got................

Wow don't get your knickers in a twist! You ask what makes me think you would rim me?? .....You have rimming(receiving) on your profile so you obviously dont object to someones tongue in your arsehole! Also you are selling your services on here and im sure you have been asked to and carried out many a vulgar sexual act for money. You can tell me you're clean all day long but how many cocks have you had in your mouth this year!

His usernames KarmaKool for anyone in Glasgow or Scotland in general who may want to avoid him. And how the fuck does rimming receiving mean I would be up for giving it too? If clients want to rim me, that's completely up to them but my choice is NOT to tongue someones arsehole FFS!! Terrible attitude and someone you would never want to be alone with IMO!
« Last Edit: 11 February 2014, 01:02:08 pm by Pink~Princess »
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KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5148 on: 11 February 2014, 02:21:57 pm »
Why do you even reply?

At most, if the email is politely worded I may politely say "Thank you for writing but that's not the sort of thing I do. Good luck finding someone who meets your needs. :)"

But I don't want to waste precious energy on anything negative. They haven't paid money for my time. Also, you never know when you'll poke a hornets' nest and end up with some angry jerk targeting you for ongoing abuse.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5149 on: 11 February 2014, 02:28:21 pm »
Quote from: KimberlyC on 11 February 2014, 02:21:57 pm
Why do you even reply?

At most, if the email is politely worded I may politely say "Thank you for writing but that's not the sort of thing I do. Good luck finding someone who meets your needs. :)"

But I don't want to waste precious energy on anything negative. They haven't paid money for my time. Also, you never know when you'll poke a hornets' nest and end up with some angry jerk targeting you for ongoing abuse.
Totally agree, I shouldn't have replied and I don't usually but I aint gonna lie, sometimes I just cant help myself.

Its a disgrace how some of them tar us all with the same brush and assume that because we're selling services that we MUST have done many vulgar things for money (his words) anyone who knows me or who has tried to get a booking with me and failed will know that I never step out of my boundaries for no amount of money.

And to slag me off by saying how can I be clean with the amount of cocks I have had in my mouth just made him look every more like a total wank as I don't offer OWO to ANYONE even if I have seen them 50+ times  ::)

Just sheer ignorance and disrespect is all it is and I am so glad that I don't meet with folk like that.

xx
« Last Edit: 11 February 2014, 02:35:37 pm by Pink~Princess »
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5150 on: 11 February 2014, 02:55:28 pm »
I've had the 'can I do anything' query.

I said depends what you mean by anything, I do this and don't do that.

Another enquirer asked for strap-on service, I explained that isn't something I offer, he then said he'd seen prostate massage on my list of services, and thought that might indicate strap-on was on offer.

Nope, gentle massage yes, even small anal probe yes, ramming a full sized dildo in intercourse fashion, nope. He was fine and went on his merry way looking for someone who could meet his requirements.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5151 on: 12 February 2014, 07:32:19 am »
Ladies, it has taken me an hour or so a day for a few weeks now, but I've done it. I've read all 35k replies on this thread!

I definitely don't feel as alone now; I've been escorting since June 2012 and I've probably had all of these emails twice! I'll be posting some I got this morning when I can actually sit down for five minutes!
« Last Edit: 12 February 2014, 06:08:06 pm by scarlettsin »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5152 on: 14 February 2014, 05:02:35 pm »
Me:Hello
Tit:Hiya can I come see you at 5pm?
Me:Yes thats fine how long are you wanting to see me?
Tit:Er an hour.
Me:Ok have I seen you before?
Tit:Yeah its Bibi or whatever isn't it?
Me:Yes its Bibi although it does say that on my ads lol....are you sure we have met before?
Tit:Er I think we have.
Tit:I'll ring you in abit I need to make sure I can do 5pm
Me:Wouldn't it be better to only actually ring if you are sure in the first place?
Tit:Yeah I suppose so.
Me:Ok so basically I'll continue to book other people in who are more definate then...bye!

This guy was not saved on my phone and history logs show he has never called me before lol.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5153 on: 14 February 2014, 07:06:14 pm »
Lol bibi I have guys phone me all the time thinking that we've met before simply because I have long dark hair. Its funny how it hasn't occurred to them that there IS more than 1 brunette in Glasgow  ::) xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5154 on: 15 February 2014, 05:06:39 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the ones who text "is that <your name>?" never show up.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5155 on: 15 February 2014, 05:41:34 pm »
Emails on AW...

Twit: Hi. How do I go about a booking?
Me: Have you read my profile?  (??? Or ya know, he could just ask for a booking)
Twit: I have read profile but im sure most men don't come here to read word to word profiles. if theres something iv missed. enlighten me plz ( :FF Cheeky git)
Me: The big tab that says "getting in touch" is useful.
Twit: ok, I guess you don't do incalls then

First thing you see on my profile at the top in bold is "Outcall dates:..... Incall dates and locations:...." Maybe he just couldn't be arsed to write "in manchester then." Oh just what. I'm so tired of this rubbish today. I'm pretty sure men SHOULD come on there to read my profile "word to word" as you wouldn't buy something without knowing what you're getting. "I'm after a pineappple, I shall pick up anything in the shop and hope it's a pineapple." Numpty.

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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5156 on: 15 February 2014, 07:15:19 pm »
Quote from: Amber_Chelt on 15 February 2014, 05:06:39 pm
Has anyone else noticed that the ones who text "is that <your name>?" never show up.

I no longer reply to that type of text message.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5157 on: 16 February 2014, 03:35:31 am »
And just in now via email....

my g/f is in bed a sleep im horny and want you to come to my house now, i want to sneak you inside so we cheat on my g/f, in will pay ?60 upfront then whatever as we go along, my address is 31 ****** dewsbury, *****


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5158 on: 16 February 2014, 12:57:51 pm »
Quote from: bibi on 16 February 2014, 03:35:31 am
And just in now via email....

my g/f is in bed a sleep im horny and want you to come to my house now, i want to sneak you inside so we cheat on my g/f, in will pay ?60 upfront then whatever as we go along, my address is 31 ****** dewsbury, *****




If he was for real, that is awful!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5159 on: 16 February 2014, 01:11:21 pm »
I mean if that guy was for real..where the hell do you start? The fact he emailed me in the wee small hours of the morning offering me half my outcall rate to go to Dewsbury, the fact he had his full name and address on the email (if they are real) or the fact he wants to shag women while his poor gf is upstairs asleep. I really wanted to email back and say something sarcastic but with idiots like that its better to press delete.
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