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ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5115 on: 02 February 2014, 06:46:47 pm »
For free? Does he think you are running a charity for the sexually deprived?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5116 on: 02 February 2014, 09:07:19 pm »

Recieved this email last night.....

Are you free for an incall, but can you pick me up?

Hahahahahahaha x

Never ceases to amaze me what you are asked lol

Had a call yesterday :  " Would like to meet you this week " ME " Yes that would be nice" and gave him my working days etc.  He says " Ok thanks just one more thing" ME " Yes " .....

HIM " I would like it for free if that's ok "

CALL ENDED  ;D :FF

Obviously that was just a wind up call, no way that was genuine.

Whats funny is the guys that make these crazy requests who actually mean what they say and don't realise how mental/cringey/fucked up they sound x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5117 on: 03 February 2014, 07:45:48 am »
Actually it wasn't, the guy was a youngster (but polite and well spoken) trying to get some free lessons I guess lol .....
Never regret the things you've done only the things you haven't done.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5118 on: 03 February 2014, 09:14:27 pm »
Just had a total random call me obnoxious 

Granted I probably am when complete mornons ruffle my feathers.

Guy wants to know if I am ?80

I say no I am not and I don't meet those who don't read my profile.

He says, I just need to know how much to take out the bank.

I say you don't even have an appointment with me so please leave me alone.

He say's my god are you always this obnoxious?

Uuuuuummmm yes I am always this obnoxious when I am sitting minding my own business and some random guy thinkgs he can just nip to the bank and turn up to my house (without an address or any correspondence what so ever and without any notice what so ever) at 9pm at nite??

So I say yes I am this obnoxious when I have people text me as if they have spoken to me when I haven't a clue who they are who thinks they can just drop round at my house. I am only interested in meeting with normal people who follow my simple instructions.

He then says I am bonkers.

Am I bonkers?? Is this how someone thinks they get a booking? Am I doing something wrong?

 xx

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5119 on: 05 February 2014, 09:43:23 pm »
OK so I know we shouldn't bite but sometimes you cant help yourself. I have had some amount of numpty's on the phone and text today.

Received a text 2 mins ago saying...........................

Him: You free for BJ babe? x
Me: Fuck off creep!

Someone else started a thread today about the amount of idiots she's had today and I have to say, I've had my fair share too. God knows how many phone calls I have had today and I think I have only entertained 2 of those.   :FF

Tomorrow is a new day  :D

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5120 on: 06 February 2014, 12:25:51 pm »
Just had the creepiest sounding guy ever (gave me shudders & I think he was Irish) phone and say............

Me: Hello
Him: Incall
Me: Sorry, what?
Him: Do you do incall?
Me: Yes
Him: Can you send me your address?
Me: No chance.....phone down  ::)

Really do these types really expect you to say sure of course I will text you it right now?

Luckily I am fully booked again today and can probably do without answering the phone x

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5121 on: 07 February 2014, 11:29:06 am »
Some dick wad made a booking then asked walking distance from station, i said about 10 minutes his response was 'that's just ridiculous, you can't expect clients to walk that far (ummm bus) then asked if there was a way I could see him closer to the station......

Sure, how about in the street!   Since when is a 10 min walk to far lol

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5122 on: 07 February 2014, 04:10:52 pm »
Lol why not jump in a cab then? A ten minute walking journey is hardly gonna break the bank in a cab.

I often have guys say similar things to me, I am a 10 minute walk from central station and some think its too far despite the fact there is 2 taxi ranks outside the station and loads of taxi's all over the place that they could flag down or worst case they could just walk  ::)

xx

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5123 on: 07 February 2014, 04:36:48 pm »
He sent back a response saying I was not set up to cater to the serious punter (a word I detest, I prefer client) and perhaps if I was more thoughtful in regards to where I lived I would not have missed out on ?120.....so I shot back with, actually my fee is ?150 and now I have a clear picture of why you need to pay for sex.

Dead today otherwise, not even a phone call....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5124 on: 07 February 2014, 06:07:11 pm »
Some dick wad made a booking then asked walking distance from station, i said about 10 minutes his response was 'that's just ridiculous, you can't expect clients to walk that far (ummm bus) then asked if there was a way I could see him closer to the station......

Sure, how about in the street!   Since when is a 10 min walk to far lol

Thats ridiculous even I will walk 10 minutes and I'm fat, lazy and Scottish lol.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5125 on: 07 February 2014, 06:36:09 pm »
He sent back a response saying I was not set up to cater to the serious punter (a word I detest, I prefer client) and perhaps if I was more thoughtful in regards to where I lived I would not have missed out on ?120.....so I shot back with, actually my fee is ?150 and now I have a clear picture of why you need to pay for sex.

Dead today otherwise, not even a phone call....

And these are the "punters" that moan about our attitudes. Do they honestly think that we would ever want to invite them (a complete stranger) into our homes to engage in something so personal and intimate after speaking to us like that??  ::)

Obviously not all clients NEED to pay for sex, most have wives and girlfriends so many just do it cause they can and want to or for the thrill of it BUT some really do NEED to pay for it cause they have fuck all going for them looks and personality wise and like you said this guy is clearly that type.

So you dodged a bullet hunni  :D

xx

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5126 on: 07 February 2014, 06:36:55 pm »
Some dick wad made a booking then asked walking distance from station, i said about 10 minutes his response was 'that's just ridiculous, you can't expect clients to walk that far (ummm bus) then asked if there was a way I could see him closer to the station......

Sure, how about in the street!   Since when is a 10 min walk to far lol

Thats ridiculous even I will walk 10 minutes and I'm fat, lazy and Scottish lol.

Hahahahaha, I am Scottish too and a bit lazy I guess as I get taxi's everywhere x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5127 on: 07 February 2014, 07:40:05 pm »
Just had a day of it today!A chap booked in for 30 mins at 5pm but claimed although he was able to get my number he couldn't get anything else cos of adult filtering on his p.c....hmmmm.
Anyway got him booked in and as he said he was coming by car sent him the address of where to park up...he then said he was coming by taxi as he couldn't drive.Next he asked if he could smoke and drink in my flat..er no!
Then he moved the time on by an hour then he cancelled.
Next my friend recommended me to a bloke as she was not available...he said I was too young being in my early twenties.I'm 35 and my ads clearly state this my photos are not photoshopped either.
Last call was a bloke obviously driving asking me to describe what i look like and how big my tits are despite there being pics on my ad...see the girl and the tits in the pic?Thats me that is!Do you need my actual chest size so you can buy me a bra?!?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5128 on: 07 February 2014, 08:29:36 pm »
I'd have cancelled the 5pm guy long before he got the chance to cancel me.

The guy that was recommended, I'd just much rather meet with actual clients who have been attracted to MY profile, read MY profile, accepted whats on it then phoned ME for a booking.

The guy that wants to talk about tit size would have got hung up on the second he said something I didn't like the sound of. All info and stats are on my profile, as are yours in this occasion.

You must be a better woman than me  ::)

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5129 on: 07 February 2014, 09:13:20 pm »
I played along with 5pm boy cos I knew he was a tosser and I didn't have anything else booked in for that time.
I don't mind people recommending me and he was pointed to my profile to look but he clearly thought I was lying and 3rd bloke did get a 'Sorry but I'm not describing myself its not The Sport is UkBelles is it?There is pics!.Am sort of in a yeah whatever kind of mood today rather than a bugger off kind of mood.