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Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5100 on: 28 January 2014, 06:42:29 pm »
Love it. Guy I gave a 2nd chance too after no showing me last night came along for a 45 minute. One ass feel and a blow job later (27 minutes later) he sits up on the side of the bed and has the nerve to say "shall we call it half an hour then?"?errr hahaha


"you can call it what you want luvvy but I dont do refunds" ?priceless x  ;D ;D

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5101 on: 29 January 2014, 11:32:20 am »
Hello baby, how are you baby? Can I see you today baby?

And they wonder why the phone goes down  ::) Wheres the vomit button where we need one?

xx

Amethyst

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5102 on: 30 January 2014, 08:31:34 pm »
Just for laughs, I expect this was a typo but still in this industry you never know!  :)

Message today:

Can I book you in advance for Wednesday... I will confirm bonking on Tuesday afternoon, many thanks.

Lol.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5103 on: 30 January 2014, 08:57:31 pm »
Lol defo a typo error as his message seems very polite x

Amethyst

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5104 on: 30 January 2014, 09:06:37 pm »
Lol defo a typo error as his message seems very polite x

Yes he was polite but seemed a bit of a cheeky chappy so who knows!  :)

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5105 on: 31 January 2014, 12:34:33 pm »
Had a guy ask me every single thing that is actually written on my advert and then ask if who he was speaking to was the girl in the photos...and then he asked if I was 'good'. I lost it at this point and said 'Nope I'm shit now would you like to actually read what the advert says and then if you actually have any sensible questions or you want to actually book then ring me?'

carachameleon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5106 on: 01 February 2014, 03:35:05 pm »
I received this hilarious TW emailed awhile ago. Back when I was still a noob, I stupidly exchanged 37 emails with this wanker...

"Was wondering you were open to being a ghostbuster that got banged by a ghost? Dress you up in a sexy ghostbusters costume. Fill the bath tub full of green bathing gel like it's slime? And when sexy ghostbuster cara comes in, casper the horny ghost covered in green "slime" gets her uniform off, covers her in green bathing gel and has his nasty ghostly way with her. She gets totally covered by the green "slime". Hair, tits ass everything. What do you think?

Up for getting it on with a ghost?"


It follows with...

"Yeah. Wondering what's your body like. Nice and firm? Rock hard abs? round perky tits that casper will have fun mauling with his slimy hands? Heck babe, the moment you walk into the bathroom is when the slime comes down on you and you get covered in the stuff. Might get you into the tub of slime too. Think you can pull off the sexy protesting squeals of a ghostbuster who ain't happy to have to suck casper's dick? And she gets even more upset when she gets "raped" by a ghost and covered in slime. You up for that babe?

If you are then I'm looking forward to a slimy time with you."


And...

"Well babe. I got some fake glasses just in case you don't want your real ones to get "slimed" Just trying to figure out what should you wear underneath the uniform. A nice thong perhaps? Got anything you don't mind being slimed in? Sliming happens pretty much at the beginning. groping and stripping to follow. More groping and sliming. squeals of protest and so on. Lots of slime on you when you have to give head. Even more in the tub of slime when casper shows how "friendly" he is.

That all good?"


Plus..

"Was just thinking, if I can't get the uniform.Maybe we can change the fantasy to something else. I remember seeing those old kids shows where contestants have things dumped on them like water and stuff. And in some cases, it was slime. (let's face it for this session you'll be getting slimed no matter what the fantasy is). Except for this case, the consequences for our contestant are much more severe. Each wrong answer leads to having something dumped on her followed by a groping by the host and the loss of one item of clothing until almost everything is gone. Penalties included having to give head (of course) while being slimed and of course the "ultimate" penalty. Do you have some kind of long track pants you don't mind having slime poured into? Like you said I have a vivid imagination, and right now I'm imagining slime going everywhere!

Of course all this is just a thought in case I can't get the uniform. What size are you? You look like an s or an m."


Seriously?

"2 hour session. How many times do you think the ghostbuster will allow casper to rape her? Casper's planning on taking viagra so she might get well and truly fucked before she gets away. No complaints?"

Wtf was I thinking?! When I finally called his bluff, he ends with "Thanks for the attitude. Guess I'll be saving money then".

 :FF

And he completely destroyed Casper for me :(

KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5107 on: 01 February 2014, 08:38:20 pm »
That is the funniest shit I've ever read!

And... you entertained this idea? How much green shower gel are we talking about here? ;D

Leicesterlass

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5108 on: 01 February 2014, 08:50:35 pm »
I can't even begin to imagine the havoc that would wreak down below! OMG I would not be able to pee for a week lol

KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5109 on: 01 February 2014, 09:30:22 pm »
Is there green slime on his cock when you suck it?  :D

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5110 on: 01 February 2014, 10:28:56 pm »
OMG a slime fetish........ive heard it all now  ::)

Just out of curiosity, was the raping BB by any chance?

xx

carachameleon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5111 on: 02 February 2014, 01:17:02 am »
That is the funniest shit I've ever read!

And... you entertained this idea? How much green shower gel are we talking about here? ;D

Apparently a whole bathtub worth of slime

Is there green slime on his cock when you suck it?  :D

Yes!  :o

OMG a slime fetish........ive heard it all now  ::)

Just out of curiosity, was the raping BB by any chance?

xx

Thankfully, he never mentioned BB.

Looking back at it now, I feel so silly reading through the thread. I can't believe I spent even a minute on this eejit.

retrogal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5112 on: 02 February 2014, 11:55:17 am »

Recieved this email last night.....

Are you free for an incall, but can you pick me up?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5113 on: 02 February 2014, 01:37:24 pm »

Recieved this email last night.....

Are you free for an incall, but can you pick me up?

Hahahahahahaha x

Lunar Moon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5114 on: 02 February 2014, 06:43:24 pm »

Recieved this email last night.....

Are you free for an incall, but can you pick me up?

Hahahahahahaha x

Never ceases to amaze me what you are asked lol

Had a call yesterday :  " Would like to meet you this week " ME " Yes that would be nice" and gave him my working days etc.  He says " Ok thanks just one more thing" ME " Yes " .....

HIM " I would like it for free if that's ok "

CALL ENDED  ;D :FF
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