WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Had MY legs crossed at that post, think that wins post of the week

This is over the past 3 days...my head is about to explode.
1 call asking me to do an outcall in Windsor,1 call asking me to outcall in Northumberland (I'm in Leeds).
1 call asking me for an outcall in a private address with 30 mins notice (I don't do private addresses and I don't have a magic carpet)
Booking arranged for today (30 mins)...can he have 3 cums and can I give him a discount as he is driving from Manchester and it will cost him fuelwise...he then denied haggling when I told him to do one...wtf?!?
Guy rings for 30 mins tonight then proceeds to ask 20 questions when I ask him where he got my number he says a.w but that he only looked at the pics.Goes on to say he is new and didn't know what to do...er have a read of the info you scrolled past to get the number?!?
Tells me he has rung 3 other girls and they got irritated with his questions and put the phone down...well imagine that
..ffs!
And my last call to date, wanted to book a 30 min for the 31st,ok can you ring a little nearer the time please...yeah er how much is 30 mins and what do you do...yep he got my number from a.w knows feck all about me but wants to advance book me...its been utterly crap past few days.I hate January!

I had a right good wee giggle to myself reading that. I just wonder what goes through some of their heads. Each to their own but really? Lol x

I laughed at the leaves thing. Thats exactly what would turn me on. Racing past the fearnes!

I'll fight off the tribesmen to protect your honour sweating and writhing in the dirt with my hard cock on display.

So he wants you to have an Orgy in a field as well as wear a leaf?

Quote from: Coty on 14 April 2013, 02:49:20 am

Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

I had someone the other day claim to have a speech problem, when I asked what type of speech problem and how severe they replied with "Its ok I can understand you", great he can understand me (how he knew this via text I dont know), but doesnt answer  my question or say if I would be able to understand him.

Think its an idiot doing the rounds lol

He's still at it by the looks of things.  I just received a text this morning.  No name given this time though.  I did think about replying, and then remembered there was a thread on here somewhere about this.  The text I got may very well be genuine, but as I only take bookings by phone this could prove difficult, as I am not willing to be lax on my own rules.   

Just got an email saying..................

Can I suck your toes and lick your asshole 

Erm both foot fetish and rimming receiving is on my likes list so there was no need for you to send me such a crude message. I hate how some people think that just cause we're escorts that, that's the sort of way we appreciate being spoken to and approached, not even a hello. Do they actually think I am going to respond to that in a serious manner where I am then going to ask them if they would like to book me? No chance!