I had been talking to this guy for a booking and we were going to meet today in a hotel near me for four hours. He cancelled last min and said he was not well. We planned to meet for this Thursday same place time ect. so we agree with everything and I say yes everything is ok. these were the emails that followed:-

Him:- Cheers hun. You def english? X
Me:-Of course, you can ring me up and we can have a chat if you like [phone number here] Lou x
Him:-Always nice to have a english chick tbh. Any plans tonight? X

(at this point I knew he was trying to make unnecessary small talk and irritated me but meh I replied)

Me:-Just going to chill, hope you feel better soon. Look forward to seeing you thursday, Lou x

Him:-You got a fella babe? Kev x

(here we go)

Me:-www.oasis.com, www.POF.com, www.smooch.com, Have a look there for a girlfriend. I am looking for business not a boyfriend!

(and then this corker)

Him:- Ha I hear ya. Business will be brought on Thursday babe. I like the look of ya. I don't care about paying to fuck you x


A keeper ladies? I feel a time waster and a shit experience a stalker and a general idiot coming my way... But I don't know, sounds innocent enough but not exactly a gentleman

Haha!

How about this! 

'I was going to try and arrange a booking with you as you seem like an interesting lady to meet but it looks like your rates go up on a weekly basis. I hadn't realised that we live in Zimbabwe. Where's it going to end? Don't wish to be a cheap skate but not all punters out there are investment bankers or hedge fund managers. You seem to have moved from being good value to premium pricing in 4 weeks. I guess I'll just need to look for cheaper options as you'll soon be ?200/hr'

Got this beaut this morning......................

hey gorgeous!

I'm eddie young fit guy, great body and well hung

live in ****** (in the nice bit) can travel and accom

I'm fun to be around and experienced
looking for no pressure no strings meets. some chat and a laugh!

i have a serious fetish for spandex and leggings. looking for a girl that will dress up in shiny leggings or disco pants and tease me. let me know if you would be ok doing that please!
i think your gorgeous just the type of girl that turns me on but if your not into dressing up theres no point in wasting each others time!

please reply so i know you got this and your real etc and i will forward you full, clear face shots and body shots straight away

if you prefer id call you let me know your interested and i will call you!

anyway hope your good and that i hear back from you soon

all the best

eddie

I hate these emails, I am not interested in whether he's got a 10 inch cock or a 1 inch cock, their size is of no relevance what so ever since they are paying clients and not the guy I am going to spend my life with.

Nor am I interested in him sending me pictures of what he looks like, is he getting this mixed up with dating or what?

And maybe he thinks he's fun to be around but I probably wont since I didn't find his email fun. 

And with 262 positive reviews, how can he question my authenticity? 

Hahahahaha did you get that too? x