Had a guy email asking for a booking, normal email until.... He says he "Just can't wait to play with [my] honeypot."
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Ewwww who calls a vagina that?!!

I'm sure he's lovely but I almost don't want to say yes now, I'm going to shudder every time I imagine reading that sentence when I see him. What if he says it at the booking too... Could call his cock a breadstick and talk about dipping.

Got a text saying where you frm? I replied Mars, haven't heard back from him lol x

Quote from: MaddieMoo on 10 January 2014, 03:36:16 pm

Had a guy email asking for a booking, normal email until.... He says he "Just can't wait to play with [my] honeypot."
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Ewwww who calls a vagina that?!!

I'm sure he's lovely but I almost don't want to say yes now, I'm going to shudder every time I imagine reading that sentence when I see him. What if he says it at the booking too... Could call his cock a breadstick and talk about dipping.

Is he Winnie the pooh?

Just laughed like a mentalist at this hahaha!

Hah the irony, as i was typing the above post i received a text. Bad grammar included: " Wtf, why arnt yuo escorting anymore???" ( i am currently just camming due to my living arrangements and this is explained on all my profiles).

So i replied "My apologies, i am currently going through the process of steel-coating my vagina. Will be back in a few weeks". Let's see if he replies. What pisses me off is the whole tone of the text, like how dare i take a break?? Can't i see that these men have needs??

Just got this from someone who wants 10mins at midnight lol after I told him to sod off and there is no z in please. 'I reali wana ce u Kuntz'...... Not sure what language that is lol

That is just scary 

I usually respond with "crazy". Like when i receive the " r u open" texts i tend to pick a strange topic and write about it, like " Usually i am open, but lately my views on the Large Hadron Collider has shifted a little, i mean, come on, it is just a giant magnet! So i guess i am not as open as other people"

I tend not to hear from them again after

love your style 

Quote from: ClaireJayne on 10 January 2014, 08:19:14 pm

Just got this from someone who wants 10mins at midnight lol after I told him to sod off and there is no z in please. 'I reali wana ce u Kuntz'...... Not sure what language that is lol

That is just scary 

He was def up to something, I Text back saying 10 mins world be ?200 given the hour and he said that was okay just needed to know where I was, put phone on silent and woke to 39 missed calls and 10 poorly written text messages.