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LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4980 on: 04 January 2014, 04:47:33 pm »
Only me who entered then? Awesome, that must mean I'm winning  ;D


 :D :D :D  This thread is too funny
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4981 on: 04 January 2014, 07:11:33 pm »
You have to admit he is one clever guy as some girls are going to look at the ?1000 and go blind to everything else and pay ?50 as well as give a fee BJ.   
For fun I would have asked to see the website detailing this as I would then pas it on to all my friends (just so he had his time wasted building a website) to then say Oh sorry we only do things with professional websites not home made ones just to see how greedy he really was as if he thought there was 20 or so women looking to do this he would likely pay out for one  ;D

I asked him to furnish me with the name of the company that was sponsoring it and of course a face picture of the judge for my local area..its really upsetting that as yet I have received no reply  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4982 on: 04 January 2014, 08:32:16 pm »
Just got this bizzare one,

Hi, have you got a beauty who could escort me in private? Text or email me

Umm, what?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4983 on: 04 January 2014, 09:03:18 pm »
I keep having a guy text me asking if I am interested in Botox  ::)

Erm as a matter of fact, yes I am BUT I will go to a reputable medical professional to have my face injected with poison NOT some random who keeps asking me that got my number from a sex website.

He has text me a few times asking my availability aswell  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4984 on: 04 January 2014, 09:25:21 pm »
I keep having a guy text me asking if I am interested in Botox  ::)

Erm as a matter of fact, yes I am BUT I will go to a reputable medical professional to have my face injected with poison NOT some random who keeps asking me that got my number from a sex website.

He has text me a few times asking my availability aswell  ::)

Probably same idiot who texted me twice (No I don't want your crap I want money eejit).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4985 on: 04 January 2014, 09:38:48 pm »
Yeah he has been texting me over a long period of time with long gaps asking if I want botox, I usually ignore but when I switched my phone on after the new year,  I got 2 texts sent on completely different days asking if I want Botox, I actually text him back this time telling him basically what I wrote in the post above xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4986 on: 06 January 2014, 05:57:56 pm »
I keep having a guy text me asking if I am interested in Botox  ::)

Erm as a matter of fact, yes I am BUT I will go to a reputable medical professional to have my face injected with poison NOT some random who keeps asking me that got my number from a sex website.

He has text me a few times asking my availability aswell  ::)

I've had that, blocked him as spam.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4987 on: 06 January 2014, 06:17:48 pm »
Got this beaut the otherday,

him: Hey. The last time I went to see an independant escort, I got along with her so well that we're now good friends and go on regular dates. How single and available are you? I'm asian, very smart and possibly very attractivexxx

Me: (lists various dating websites)

him: fine suit yourself. I was willing to pay. Not looking for a freebie.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4988 on: 06 January 2014, 07:55:41 pm »
If he wasn't looking for a freebie then why is it of any relevance what your personal life status is?  ::) xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4989 on: 06 January 2014, 10:31:54 pm »
Got this beaut the otherday,

him: Hey. The last time I went to see an independant escort, I got along with her so well that we're now good friends and go on regular dates. How single and available are you? I'm asian, very smart and possibly very attractivexxx

Me: (lists various dating websites)

him: fine suit yourself. I was willing to pay. Not looking for a freebie.

You probably missed out on the love of your life there  :o

Possibly very attractive?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4990 on: 06 January 2014, 10:37:46 pm »
As soon as they talk about their looks I yawn. Why do they insist on this. Dude I don't care if you look like Brad Pitt or a hideous person you are paying me for my time and it won't get you any form of discount if you're attractive! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4991 on: 06 January 2014, 10:49:17 pm »
As soon as they talk about their looks I yawn. Why do they insist on this. Dude I don't care if you look like Brad Pitt or a hideous person you are paying me for my time and it won't get you any form of discount if you're attractive! :FF

The best one I heard was:-

Can I get a discount because you will be getting pleasure too?


(LOL)

As much as most my wonderful gents give me orgasms (yay) I think this guy would be the kind to rub your clit to bits and try and be very very up himself.

Really not appealing.

JuicyLucy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4992 on: 06 January 2014, 10:53:20 pm »
Hahahahaha! I had that one.

"I'm really good at pleasuring ladies and I'm great at oral can I have a discount."

The second I hear that one I shudder as I know they will be terrible! But a discount too? Don't know if to laugh or cry at times!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4993 on: 07 January 2014, 01:58:23 am »
Hahahahaha! I had that one.

"I'm really good at pleasuring ladies and I'm great at oral can I have a discount."

The second I hear that one I shudder as I know they will be terrible! But a discount too? Don't know if to laugh or cry at times!!!!

Yep, once you accept a booking from a guy like that, instinctively you just know they're going to be awful! Personally, the prospect of such a session makes me clench up and dry out down there, I just lube up in advance and hope to be proven wrong (not once have I been, as of yet) lol!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4994 on: 07 January 2014, 02:01:18 am »
Next time they ask that I'll ask them why they are not an escort earning lots of money from women who are lining up to pay for it  seeing as they are that good that they -have- to have a discount.  ::)

You would have to literally have to be Johnny Depp or a seriously funny and awesome chick to get any kind of discount if not an instant thong off   ;D