Today I got this gem. Wrong on so many levels! Rude, insulting, patronising, haggling and assumptive lol! I don't tour his area as I dislike the clients there not because my phone didn't ring. I hate it when they try to give me business advice!
"Hope your little trip overseas is treating you well. I am sure you are looking forward to being back in the sunny money laden land of Australia!
I'd like to arrange a session with you for late January. I am actually based in Adelaide not Perth and read previously that you had no plans to tour here again. Sad to hear that you weren't what the men of this wonderful city so desired. Perhaps understandably as you maybe out priced yourself in a competitive market. Not to worry though because you certainly tickled my taste buds.
I'd like to propose flying you over for a 14 hour over night session. I am happy to pay travel costs within reason and part of your overnight fee. Sadly I am unable to provide the full fee as it is somewhat excessive for someone like yourself however I am sure I can make that up to you.
I will be able to provide most comfortable accommodation here in my home which you can work in if you so desire. I also am happy to provide all food and drinks for the session. And I will also, on the basis that we enjoy our time together, write you a review that will be brilliant promotion for your newly started business. I am friends with many other WL's and understand that things are getting harder for you. So as someone who is not what the majority of Australians consider attractive it must me effecting you. I believe a well written review and maybe an adjustment to your fees would see business booming.
I shall let you have a think and reply at your earliest convenience. My preferred date would be the 18th or 19th but I am open to suggestions.
Until then.