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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4920 on: 22 December 2013, 12:10:36 pm »
Just had a wee ned/chav phone up loud but in slow motion sounding like he has a serious head cold or a blocked up nose from whatever shit he's been putting up it all weekend............

Awwwwrite heeeeen, wiiiiitz haaaappenin?

I wrote it the way it sounded.

Phone goes down of course  ::)



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curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4921 on: 22 December 2013, 12:15:08 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 22 December 2013, 12:06:49 pm
Quote from: curvy_girl on 22 December 2013, 10:26:23 am
It has worked for me, I have always had a funny sleep pattern. Its usually try and get it pre-booked If someone wants me at 1pm I will go and see them. I hardly get any bookings for the morning and its nothing to do with nothing! I just don't get the calls. Its always evening bookings I get. I hate mornings and I LOVE my sleep so screw it :P I am happier doing my afternoon evening and night and late night appointments. But thats just me :) I still earn money and I always give 100%. Its been tough going for a few months so I think I will be doing things the way I want to do them from now on! As someone else was saying, there is no right or wrong way of doing it. besides its all outcalls at the moment, when I start offering incalls I will be sleeping on my friday nights and waking up early on the saturday for the day of bookings (I will be doing one day a week in a hotel)

Had this corker today:-

'I know you hate texts but can you see me please?'

Sent via text.

Words escape me.....

I wasn't saying your way was wrong. I know there is no right or wrong way and you can only do what suits you.

I was was just saying that I couldn't do it your way as I need routine in my life to be able to function properly.
xx


Oh I know, its o.k. To be honest I was questioning my own work method but when I realized I had paid my rent and was able to feed myself I realized It didn't matter how I worked as long as I worked gave my best got my good reviews and plan to do more in the future its alright. I have taken the pressure off my own back now.

I think something has gone wrong I am getting more nice gents ring me up and book me today!

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 22 December 2013, 12:10:36 pm
Just had a wee ned/chav phone up loud but in slow motion sounding like he has a serious head cold or a blocked up nose from whatever shit he's been putting up it all weekend............

Awwwwrite heeeeen, wiiiiitz haaaappenin?

I wrote it the way it sounded.

Phone goes down of course  ::)





Lol. I heard that in my head as you wrote it and laughed :D
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4922 on: 22 December 2013, 12:21:05 pm »
Quote from: curvy_girl on 22 December 2013, 12:15:08 pm
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 22 December 2013, 12:06:49 pm
Quote from: curvy_girl on 22 December 2013, 10:26:23 am
It has worked for me, I have always had a funny sleep pattern. Its usually try and get it pre-booked If someone wants me at 1pm I will go and see them. I hardly get any bookings for the morning and its nothing to do with nothing! I just don't get the calls. Its always evening bookings I get. I hate mornings and I LOVE my sleep so screw it :P I am happier doing my afternoon evening and night and late night appointments. But thats just me :) I still earn money and I always give 100%. Its been tough going for a few months so I think I will be doing things the way I want to do them from now on! As someone else was saying, there is no right or wrong way of doing it. besides its all outcalls at the moment, when I start offering incalls I will be sleeping on my friday nights and waking up early on the saturday for the day of bookings (I will be doing one day a week in a hotel)

Had this corker today:-

'I know you hate texts but can you see me please?'

Sent via text.

Words escape me.....

I wasn't saying your way was wrong. I know there is no right or wrong way and you can only do what suits you.

I was was just saying that I couldn't do it your way as I need routine in my life to be able to function properly.
xx


Oh I know, its o.k. To be honest I was questioning my own work method but when I realized I had paid my rent and was able to feed myself I realized It didn't matter how I worked as long as I worked gave my best got my good reviews and plan to do more in the future its alright. I have taken the pressure off my own back now.

I think something has gone wrong I am getting more nice gents ring me up and book me today!


Yeah and I suppose sometimes I forget that we all have different reasons for escorting too. I do this job not only to pay my bills but to save my money so I can get out of the business so I need to have routine xx
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4923 on: 22 December 2013, 01:22:34 pm »
Quote from: curvy_girl on 22 December 2013, 10:26:23 am
It has worked for me, I have always had a funny sleep pattern. Its usually try and get it pre-booked If someone wants me at 1pm I will go and see them. I hardly get any bookings for the morning and its nothing to do with nothing! I just don't get the calls. Its always evening bookings I get. I hate mornings and I LOVE my sleep so screw it :P I am happier doing my afternoon evening and night and late night appointments. But thats just me :) I still earn money and I always give 100%. Its been tough going for a few months so I think I will be doing things the way I want to do them from now on! As someone else was saying, there is no right or wrong way of doing it. besides its all outcalls at the moment, when I start offering incalls I will be sleeping on my friday nights and waking up early on the saturday for the day of bookings (I will be doing one day a week in a hotel)

Had this corker today:-

'I know you hate texts but can you see me please?'

Sent via text.

Words escape me.....

I think some people are just self-defeating or they think "she'll bend".
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LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4924 on: 22 December 2013, 02:11:07 pm »
The funniest / weirdest ones are those who can only text and not phone because they have not got any credit but apparently they can still afford to buy pussy
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4925 on: 22 December 2013, 05:16:54 pm »
Quote from: LithyBony on 22 December 2013, 02:11:07 pm
The funniest / weirdest ones are those who can only text and not phone because they have not got any credit but apparently they can still afford to buy pussy

Or the ones who say they can't call because they're driving.
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LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4926 on: 22 December 2013, 05:37:18 pm »
Quote from: ChrissieDavaar on 22 December 2013, 05:16:54 pm
Quote from: LithyBony on 22 December 2013, 02:11:07 pm
The funniest / weirdest ones are those who can only text and not phone because they have not got any credit but apparently they can still afford to buy pussy

Or the ones who say they can't call because they're driving.

Oh yes! I actually have someone in my phone called "Just driving" because that is always his excuse
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Subject to the center. A man's soul, eyes & heart.
I'm still alive ~ how did I make it this far?
Been high, been low, searching for a way to go
Every single night I pray
& I'm on this battleground,
Lost just waiting to be found...

Guess it's just a warrior's way!

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4927 on: 22 December 2013, 06:22:59 pm »
Quote from: LithyBony on 22 December 2013, 05:37:18 pm
Quote from: ChrissieDavaar on 22 December 2013, 05:16:54 pm
Quote from: LithyBony on 22 December 2013, 02:11:07 pm
The funniest / weirdest ones are those who can only text and not phone because they have not got any credit but apparently they can still afford to buy pussy

Or the ones who say they can't call because they're driving.

Oh yes! I actually have someone in my phone called "Just driving" because that is always his excuse

Bit dangerous and slightly illegal.
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JuicyLucy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4928 on: 22 December 2013, 11:14:41 pm »
Oh yeah! The just driving ones seriously annoy me. Surely its harder to text and drive than call and drive. They always refuse a confirmation call and use that lame excuse when all us working girls know it's just an idiot that has no call time or a time waster!
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4929 on: 23 December 2013, 12:53:26 am »
Guy text me today, I only responded as I thought we'd met already since he sent me a text last nite asking how my nite was but I ignored it last nite cause I just couldn't think who it could have been then today I get 2 texts about a booking IN CAPITAL LETTERS so I text back asking if we know each other to which he said NO so I just said well I don't know how much clearer I can be about not taking bookings through a text and the fact that I ignore text messages to which he texts back saying he is too busy to call followed by a further 4 or so texts. All in sends loads of texts but doesn't have 1 minute to phone me  ::)
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KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4930 on: 23 December 2013, 07:24:16 am »
I don't mind texts although I'll want to speak before I'll send them my address.

I got texts from someone who sounded like a dyslexic Ali G. He turned out to be a perfect gentleman with a good job! So I am not that fussy about text speak.

However, last night I got one starting "you at it huh x"

Later, he called me "Hub." And tried to negotiate half price. So, I wasn't surprised because he didn't start out too well.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4931 on: 23 December 2013, 07:57:46 am »
Speaking to the person and hearing their voice aswell as manner is an essential part of my vetting process so there's no point in me saying I am available or taking a booking through a text when I really need to speak to them.

If someone sends me a polite text saying they are in the office or something so cant speak at the moment but will ring to confirm if I am available at such and such a time then of course I will reply but I would still say that I need to speak to them before I can offer them an appointment.

Obviously I don't mind texts from clients I know.

But if someone (a complete stranger) expects me to invite them into my house to engage in that sort of service aswell as giving out my address then asking them to actually phone and speak to me shouldn't be too much to ask  :D

xx
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Miss_cinders

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4932 on: 23 December 2013, 12:14:05 pm »
"I note you charge ?80 for 30 mins, I am only willing to pay ?60"

BLOCK!
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Nameless

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4933 on: 23 December 2013, 03:43:34 pm »
I'm having a bad day  :( after my travel issues and my delightful note from AW:

Some asshole telling me I had an attitude problem when I politely asked him to phone rather than the enless ping pong emails he was sending (he had TW notes).

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Nameless

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4934 on: 23 December 2013, 05:25:52 pm »
It gets better I've had so many idiots and TWs phoning I began to get paranoid that TW numero uno was getting all his mates to ring up and piss me off.

One phoned made an appt, then texted to haggled, I cancelled the appt.  He later texted to apologise could he still see me.....I said ok, then he started ping pong texting so no doubt he won't confirm/show.  AND HE JUST TEXTED TO CANCEL I KNEW IT!!!!

One phoned asking too many questions, eventually I called time on it and informed him he was wasting my time - his charming response 'Piss off' and a rant to which I responded with 'no need to swear' and hung up mid-rant.

One missed call to which I responded with a text regarding availability - his response 'No thanks, too fat'' - so I said he must be confused if he thinks size 8-10 is fat and his pointless rejoinder 'Don't kid yourself Miss Sussex'   Too boring to respond to.

Jesus haven't had so many delights in so short a space of time in a long time!
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