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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4905 on: 19 December 2013, 02:13:03 pm »
Me: Hello

Him: Hello is this ***** babe?

Me: Yes

Him: I seen your profile baby on the internet baby.

Phone down, anyone else get creeped out when someone keeps calling you baby?  :-X

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4906 on: 19 December 2013, 02:28:34 pm »
Me: Hello

Him: Hello is this ***** babe?

Me: Yes

Him: I seen your profile baby on the internet baby.

Phone down, anyone else get creeped out when someone keeps calling you baby?  :-X

Yes, but he would have failed to pass my text screening process by writing 'I seen your' lol

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4907 on: 19 December 2013, 02:34:14 pm »
Me: Hello

Him: Hello is this ***** babe?

Me: Yes

Him: I seen your profile baby on the internet baby.

Phone down, anyone else get creeped out when someone keeps calling you baby?  :-X


I don't care really what people address me as, as long as they are respectful and polite. Although baby rather than babe is a little much maybe.

Had a guy address me literally as bitch on the phone but in a very casual manner not in an angry tone, like it was my name or something, my brain didn't register it for a moment as I couldn't believe what I was hearing, I was like hold on exCUUUUSE me say that again?!?!  :o  :o

Rather than turning down people because of it just state on your profile that you like to be addressed as -insert name here- rather than babe ect. I would be really upfront about it :D some guys are just wanting to break the ice I think, and they don't really need to. Although you could have it bold and with fairy dust around it and guys still wouldn't listen  :FF



Just had a guy ask when I 'close' and if my pictures are real.

I said 'my legs are open all night! The pictures are of some totally random chick off the internet, I just pick up the phone for the fun of it silly pants!!'

Or something like that. He chuckled :P
« Last Edit: 19 December 2013, 05:31:49 pm by curvy_girl »

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4908 on: 19 December 2013, 05:25:14 pm »
Me: Hello

Him: Hello is this ***** babe?

Me: Yes

Him: I seen your profile baby on the internet baby.

Phone down, anyone else get creeped out when someone keeps calling you baby?  :-X

Yes, but he would have failed to pass my text screening process by writing 'I seen your' lol

It wasn't a text, it was a phone call. I don't respond to texts x

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4909 on: 19 December 2013, 05:27:13 pm »
Me: Hello

Him: Hello is this ***** babe?

Me: Yes

Him: I seen your profile baby on the internet baby.

Phone down, anyone else get creeped out when someone keeps calling you baby?  :-X


I don't care really what people address me as, as long as they are respectful and polite. Although baby rather than babe is a little much maybe.

Had a guy address me literally as bitch on the phone but in a very casual manner not in an angry tone, like it was my name or something, my brain didn't register it for a moment as I couldn't believe what I was hearing, I was like hold on exCUUUUSE me say that again?!?!  :o  :o

Rather than turning down people because of it just state on your profile that you like to be addressed as -insert name here- rather than babe ect. I would be really upfront about it :D some guys are just wanting to break the ice I think, and they don't really need to. Although you could have it bold and with fairy dust around it and guys still wouldn't listen  :FF



Just had a guy ask when I 'close' and if my pictures are real.

I said 'my legs are open all night! The pictures are of some totally random chick off the internet, I just pick up the phone for the fun of it silly pants!!'

Or something like that. He chuckled :P

I don't mind people addressing me as babe, hunni or whatever so long as it isn't rude or crude but I am creeped out by a random stranger calling me baby. He managed to call me baby TWICE in a 9 word sentence.

xx

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4910 on: 19 December 2013, 05:36:01 pm »
I would only accept it in song form:-

'Hey baby you so fine you so fine you blow my mind, hey curvy girl! hey curvy girl!'

I would high five him if I got a call with a guy singing that to me.

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4911 on: 19 December 2013, 07:31:54 pm »
Sorry misread  :P either way though he would have lost me at 'I seen your profile' lol

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4912 on: 21 December 2013, 09:35:34 am »
08.54 this morning..................

Me: Hello

Him: You about just now?

Me: What do you mean?

Him: I'm in Maryhill, looking for a 2 girl

 :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF

So wait a minute at 08.54am you expect me to be up and looking like I am going on a nite out like my pictures, sitting waiting all ready in my clothes and ready to go to Maryhill on an outcall and just so happen to have another girl organised ready for a 3sum at this time aswell.

Not only do I NOT do 2 girls but if I did, am I suppose to be able to organise one at this time with zero notice? I don't start till 11am and I DONT do outcalls, if I did it would be to a city centre hotel NOT a house or flat not to mention at this time of the morning he is obviously still ON IT from last nite.

Seriously how delusional and  stupid can one be? Some of them must think we sit in a room in a dodgy flat somewhere in our underwear 24/7 just waiting on the phone ringing. Its probably the one thing that irritates me more than anything in this job.

I am starting to think there are plenty women sitting 24/7 in underwear just waiting on the phone ringing as there is soooooooooooooooo many people who phone and expect an appointment without any notice of any sort.




LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4913 on: 21 December 2013, 10:55:55 am »
You open moron raises his ugly head again at 03.59 this time saying.........

You open

 :FF  :FF

How about you fuck off with your stupid texts at stupid times ya dick  ;D

Taking me all my strength not to text him back saying that but he would obviously react in defence and I cant be bothered with text ping pong abuse on a Sunday morning.

I would say:-

What the hell do you mean by 'you open?' I am a person, not a shop you moron!



Love it....not a shop.....I am so stealing that!!


I also just got asked if someone could 'rent' me for two hours.

I guess that's a little more fair enough but for a moment I felt like a Blockbuster DVD  ;D

I prefer 'book' but there you go :P


Blockbusters has closed down as far as I know they went bust a few weeks ago ( well my local store did)

I thought they closed down years ago.
You open moron raises his ugly head again at 03.59 this time saying.........

You open

 :FF  :FF

How about you fuck off with your stupid texts at stupid times ya dick  ;D

Taking me all my strength not to text him back saying that but he would obviously react in defence and I cant be bothered with text ping pong abuse on a Sunday morning.

* Sorry 4 txt ,phone on charge,are u 24hrs!again sorry 4 txt *

I wrote it just how he did, sounds like the same guy lol

I replied with a response I copped from here - I am not a shop


Subject to the center. A man's soul, eyes & heart.
I'm still alive ~ how did I make it this far?
Been high, been low, searching for a way to go
Every single night I pray
& I'm on this battleground,
Lost just waiting to be found...

Guess it's just a warrior's way!

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4914 on: 21 December 2013, 02:05:16 pm »
08.54 this morning..................

Me: Hello

Him: You about just now?

Me: What do you mean?

Him: I'm in Maryhill, looking for a 2 girl

 :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF

So wait a minute at 08.54am you expect me to be up and looking like I am going on a nite out like my pictures, sitting waiting all ready in my clothes and ready to go to Maryhill on an outcall and just so happen to have another girl organised ready for a 3sum at this time aswell.

Not only do I NOT do 2 girls but if I did, am I suppose to be able to organise one at this time with zero notice? I don't start till 11am and I DONT do outcalls, if I did it would be to a city centre hotel NOT a house or flat not to mention at this time of the morning he is obviously still ON IT from last nite.

Seriously how delusional and  stupid can one be? Some of them must think we sit in a room in a dodgy flat somewhere in our underwear 24/7 just waiting on the phone ringing. Its probably the one thing that irritates me more than anything in this job.

I am starting to think there are plenty women sitting 24/7 in underwear just waiting on the phone ringing as there is soooooooooooooooo many people who phone and expect an appointment without any notice of any sort.

Kinda probably slightly my fault. I am and advertise myself as 24/7 as sometimes I don't get many day time bookings so I think what the hell, I may as well be out there at night (as long as they provide a cab there and back after midnight so an extra ?60 is popped on the bill, might encourage more people to ring for a day time appointment!) But If for some reason I get day bookings I don't do late nights as a girl has to sleep.

If I have night time bookings or very little day time bookings I have a snooze during the day and see guys at night.

I just make sure if I really don't want a call after 12 I put my phone on silent. If I have prepared for night appointments the phone is on the hair is done and the pussy is shaved! (like a trooper you could say) But I know for a fact its so annoying when you get a phone call late at night. Usually happens when I forget to turn my phone on silent after a 'day shift' so to speak. But hey I advertise 24/7 so I personally can't complain!

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4915 on: 21 December 2013, 03:13:16 pm »
Recieved this brilliant text at 02:32 this morning.

"Huya. I guess sib want you tonight"


Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4916 on: 21 December 2013, 11:44:05 pm »
"hi hannah i live by bangor n wales so its a bit of a hike lol id love too drive and c you tomorrow but i couldent do ?100 im so sry xx"

Ermm..what was the point of even messaging me?!

Its obviously his way of saying that he could make it to your location if you offered him a discount  ::)

xx

I immediately thought that too...but his location is a two hour drive from me, surely it would make more sense to look for a local girl if he is so broke  ???

Great messages on AW the last few days:

1-want to book you for Saturday or sunday
2-Hi are you available tonight?

~Stated all over my profile NOT available on weekends..is it so frikken difficult to read a few sentences?!

And also:

3-U good? Drop dead gorgeous U R"

Given I have only two pictures, no face and also clothed on AW...I have to wonder where exactly he was looking o.O

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4917 on: 22 December 2013, 01:30:13 am »
08.54 this morning..................

Me: Hello

Him: You about just now?

Me: What do you mean?

Him: I'm in Maryhill, looking for a 2 girl

 :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF

So wait a minute at 08.54am you expect me to be up and looking like I am going on a nite out like my pictures, sitting waiting all ready in my clothes and ready to go to Maryhill on an outcall and just so happen to have another girl organised ready for a 3sum at this time aswell.

Not only do I NOT do 2 girls but if I did, am I suppose to be able to organise one at this time with zero notice? I don't start till 11am and I DONT do outcalls, if I did it would be to a city centre hotel NOT a house or flat not to mention at this time of the morning he is obviously still ON IT from last nite.

Seriously how delusional and  stupid can one be? Some of them must think we sit in a room in a dodgy flat somewhere in our underwear 24/7 just waiting on the phone ringing. Its probably the one thing that irritates me more than anything in this job.

I am starting to think there are plenty women sitting 24/7 in underwear just waiting on the phone ringing as there is soooooooooooooooo many people who phone and expect an appointment without any notice of any sort.

Kinda probably slightly my fault. I am and advertise myself as 24/7 as sometimes I don't get many day time bookings so I think what the hell, I may as well be out there at night (as long as they provide a cab there and back after midnight so an extra ?60 is popped on the bill, might encourage more people to ring for a day time appointment!) But If for some reason I get day bookings I don't do late nights as a girl has to sleep.

If I have night time bookings or very little day time bookings I have a snooze during the day and see guys at night.

I just make sure if I really don't want a call after 12 I put my phone on silent. If I have prepared for night appointments the phone is on the hair is done and the pussy is shaved! (like a trooper you could say) But I know for a fact its so annoying when you get a phone call late at night. Usually happens when I forget to turn my phone on silent after a 'day shift' so to speak. But hey I advertise 24/7 so I personally can't complain!

Well I have my working hours pretty clear, they even have their own tab.

I don't know how you can live like that? I need routine so I go to bed each nite at a normal time, get 8 hours sleep then get up early in the morning so I am ready for a full day of work. If I had broken sleep, I wouldn't be able to function properly nevermind offer a good service to my clients and I don't know how you can be bothered with late nite or during the nite clients? 99% are either drunk or coked out their faces. No amount of money would make me want to service someone like that.

I suppose each to their own. I bet you would get more bookings during the day if you got yourself into a routine and got up early in the day and got yourself ready so you don't miss bookings when your napping or feeling sleepy during the day cause you've been up through the nite.

xx

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4918 on: 22 December 2013, 10:26:23 am »
It has worked for me, I have always had a funny sleep pattern. Its usually try and get it pre-booked If someone wants me at 1pm I will go and see them. I hardly get any bookings for the morning and its nothing to do with nothing! I just don't get the calls. Its always evening bookings I get. I hate mornings and I LOVE my sleep so screw it :P I am happier doing my afternoon evening and night and late night appointments. But thats just me :) I still earn money and I always give 100%. Its been tough going for a few months so I think I will be doing things the way I want to do them from now on! As someone else was saying, there is no right or wrong way of doing it. besides its all outcalls at the moment, when I start offering incalls I will be sleeping on my friday nights and waking up early on the saturday for the day of bookings (I will be doing one day a week in a hotel)

Had this corker today:-

'I know you hate texts but can you see me please?'

Sent via text.

Words escape me.....

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4919 on: 22 December 2013, 12:06:49 pm »
It has worked for me, I have always had a funny sleep pattern. Its usually try and get it pre-booked If someone wants me at 1pm I will go and see them. I hardly get any bookings for the morning and its nothing to do with nothing! I just don't get the calls. Its always evening bookings I get. I hate mornings and I LOVE my sleep so screw it :P I am happier doing my afternoon evening and night and late night appointments. But thats just me :) I still earn money and I always give 100%. Its been tough going for a few months so I think I will be doing things the way I want to do them from now on! As someone else was saying, there is no right or wrong way of doing it. besides its all outcalls at the moment, when I start offering incalls I will be sleeping on my friday nights and waking up early on the saturday for the day of bookings (I will be doing one day a week in a hotel)

Had this corker today:-

'I know you hate texts but can you see me please?'

Sent via text.

Words escape me.....

I wasn't saying your way was wrong. I know there is no right or wrong way and you can only do what suits you.

I was was just saying that I couldn't do it your way as I need routine in my life to be able to function properly.
xx