Having woken up at stupid o'clock today, I turned my phone on, forget about it, so when it rang at 7.15 I ignored it. I then received this charming voicemail:
How about you put the fucking effort in, get your fucking fanny out you cunt
Now normally I'm able to ignore slighty shitty messages but this one took the biscuit, and sometimes these guys need to learn to take responsibility for their actions. It was his bad luck that all week I'd been woken at 5am by a bloody moterbike revving up, so to I was in a tetchy mood anyway.
I ring up (obviously he's not thinking someone will have the gall to do this)
Fuckwit: hello
Me: What do you think you are doing ringing leaving a message like that, its really rude
Fuckwit: mumble..mumble
Me: You do that again and I'm calling the police
Fuckwit: I'm sorry I was only having a laugh (you could try sounding sincere matey boy)
Me: Its not remotely funny, like I said I won't hesitate to call the police, whats more I'm going to warn all my escort friends about you.
****hangs up****
What is wrong with these people? I could hear voices in the background. Presumably he'd been trying to big it up in front of his mates after a night on the lash.
I then switched my phone off....turned it back on around 9......another voicemail only minutes after that original call asking me to call them (different voice), I don't think that was a coincidence. Hopefully they have all been shitting themselves thinking that I might have actually called the police (not that I would in this instance, more of a deterrant), serves them right!